tyra banks

Like Tyra showing us how she pushes one out…so are the days of our lives. Tyra Banks, the Telma Hopkins of our generation, made sure to show off all of her newest facial expressions whilst on the red carpet at “The CW It’s a Reality” at Simyone Lounge in NYC the other night.  Tyra was […]

Do you love Tyra?  Doesn’t matter.  Tyra wants you to love Tyra.  Scratch that.  Tyra requires by new legislation that you love Tyra.  I love getting Tyra casting notices.  The topics are always great.  This time, however I think we hit “tilt” on the “Ego-o-Meter.”  Tyra is looking for those who love Tyra and will […]

As you may know I have shot over 1 scene for the Tyra Banks Show.  I shot 2.  Are you judging me?  Are you paying my bills?  You know don’t me!  You don’t know me! You aint gots nuthin’ on me!  Oh no you didn’t.  Oh no you don’t.  Oh no you just did not!  […]

Similar to Tyra coining the phrase “Smizing” which she claims means “Smiling With Your Eyes” I am “Crizping” over the news that Tyra is leaving her talkshow after season 5 in 2010. What is “Crizping” you ask? Why it means, “Crying With My Penis” of course! Tyra has won 2 Emmy Awards for The Tyra […]

      In an attempt to inform the minds of people whose brains aren’t fully developed on who she is, Tyra Banks uses some of the characters from Sesame Street to reach an audience of those who can only say Mama, Dada, Hi, and Gaga.  It really is important that everyone who is able […]

  I would love it if the Tyra Banks stalker trial was the same length as the original OJ Simpson trial, was televised all the live-long day, and there was a recap of the days events before, during, and after America’s Next Top Model.  These pictures were snapped up of Tyra as she exited her very […]

There always seems to be an upside of having Strep Throat w/ a 102 fever and dying on my couch.  You see, the upside (as thankfully shown to me from Jesus Claus or “Old Saint Christ” as I sometimes like to call him) was that I got to stay home and see what I will […]

Walk with IBBB down memory lane and relive what he was writing about this time last year.  It’s my most favorite lazy Friday segment.  Walk with me. Read with me. Share with me. What has Tyra started!?! It seems like everywhere I turn there is another celebrity that has the official Tyra Banks hairdo. It’s […]

So you remember how that really fat chick from Hairspray and her dad got into a physical fight in a Caribbean airport with that really mean chick from America’s Next Top Model (who used to pick on the chick with aspergers) and her mom? Yeah, well now that really mean chick, Bianca, has taken to […]

Sometimes I put everything I want to say in my blog title, you know, for sport. I can’t get enough Tyra I don’t care that her ass is saturating the market. More Tyra please. This time around Tyra is shooting Italian Vogue’s “Black Issue” around NYC because, clearly, nothing is more black and Italian quite […]

Tyra. For some reason, of which I am not intelligent enough to understand, Tyra Banks is not only on the cover of the new Bazaar Magazine, but is also inside the magazine dressed up like Michelle Obama and playing “first lady” in the Oval Office with a pretend Barack Obama and a little girl under […]

Dressing aspiring average looking models in unitards so that their cameltoe is fully exposed is harder than it looks. Trust me. I’ve been trying that for years. And, after all of the seasons of America’s Next Top Model under her snugly fitting belt, Tyra has another honor bestowed unto her. According to Contact Music Tyra […]

Tyra. The woman who once said, “Modeling is looking hoochie, but making it fashion” is now on the cover of New York Times Magazine this weekend. Tyra. I couldn’t be happier as anything “Tyra” typically brings a smile to my mouth and eyes. Tyra. You’ll have to pick up the latest copy, but from what […]

I have two beautiful girls standing in front of me. One girl has been perky and full the whole time. The other girl has been pushed a little in the background and not as even throughout this…whole….competition. So who stays? The boob that’s been perky or the boob that still has some potential? I’m sorry. […]

Ba da ba ba ba I’m lovin’ it! What’s black and white and red all over? A Clay Aiken hugging a Tyra Banks, but of course! As a sidenote, the answer to that joke could also be “A freckled Lindsay Lohan dry-humping a skunk.” Just in case you were wondering. Anyway, Clay Aiken and Tyra […]

I’m pissed. I’ve been stalking Tyra since I’ve been in NYC and even got as close as running into Nigel Barker at a GQ event last September, but apparently that’s not good enough to get a fancy restraining order against me. Tyra’s stalker, Brady Green (made up name?) who is 37 was arrested for being […]

What has Tyra started!?! It seems like everywhere I turn there is another celebrity that has the official Tyra Banks hairdo. It’s even crept its way into poor little Suri Cruise and her den mother, Tom Cruise. I don’t understand it. Maybe I’m not supposed to understand it. Maybe it’s just over my head. Regardless […]

Tyra’s boyfriend is 50, 50 years old. He likes to kick, stretch, and kick. He’s 50! Tyra was at the BET Honors, in which she had some pigeon feather lining her rack and Splash News is claiming that this dude pictured above is actually her boyfriend. He’s a banker named John Utendahl. Now I don’t […]

It’s going to be hard for Tyra to smile with her eyes if those eyes are filled with tears! In a recent interview with Essence magazine Tyra did what she does best…talked about herself even though she makes you think she’s talking about someone else…it’s always circles back to Ty Ty. Here’s what she said: […]

I can honestly say that after watching this YouTube clip of Tyra Banks I was frozen in shock and horror. Tyra takes the time to literally spell out what each letter of “YouTube” stands for and no one can be shocked that the “t” in “youtube” stands for “Tyra.” Go figure!? She also messes up […]

On Dasher on Dancer on Tyra and Tyra, on Tyra and Tyra, and Donner and Tyra! Tyra Claus is coming to town and I am psyched. I love me some crazies and couple that with a ginormous woman and you got yourself a recipe for a win-win situation. Tyra Banks was in NYC yesterday where […]

Next to the Olsen sluts, who I’m still searching for, Tyra Banks would make it onto my “Stalk You ‘Til I Find You” list, but she is allll the way in LA and I’m waaaay over here in NYC. Well, my luck may be changing because Tyra Claus is coming to town and she’s coming […]

Your favorite, Tyra Banks, was spending a little time walking around NYC before her “upfronts,” whatever that is. Anyway, while it’s always fun to toss a few jabs at Tyra for, well, just being Tyra, Janice Dickinson is clearly not a fan of Tyra. In a recent interview, Janice Dickinson claims that Tyra is jealous […]

It seems that Tyra is on the list of People’s Most Beautiful People and I suspect she’ll make it onto another list soon as well; The Sex Offenders Registry. Tyra was on The View yesterday talking about herself, her show, and showing clips of herself (go figure) when she suddenly attacked Rosie O’Donnell and grabbed […]