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Tori Spelling, her husband Dean, and Glee’s Jane Lynch were all backstage at Good Day New York yesterday and it appears Tori got a little confused on which way the “Glee L” was supposed to go. I guess it makes sense since Donna Martin had a learning disability and all. And, I guess, with all […]

Tori Spelling may have recently just shot a human out of her Wonka Vision, but apparently she’s already lost the baby weight and just in time for her comeback in the new 90210. Even some of her trademark Donna-Rack-Attack appears to be magically disappearing too. Tori was snapped at whilst leaving a salon the other […]

All I have to say is that Donna Martin better be running away from Ray Pruit because he tried to throw her down the stairs for the 2nd time and Kelly Taylor is helping Donna by rushing her to an anonymous women’s shelter where they’ll give her a change of clothes, a new cell […]

No folks, you’re not dreaming. These are actual photos of Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor filming scenes for upcoming episodes of 90210. Between Jamie Walters on that Confessions of a Teen Idol show and Tori Spelling back on 90210 it’s like the Perfect Storm for Donna to get thrown down a flight of stairs. Honestly, […]

Seriously, was it not just yesterday that I blogged about Tori Spelling coming back to 90210 and now People Magazine is reporting that Tori Spelling is in final negotiations to bring Donna Martin’s sweet as back to television. No joke, she better sign the contract because I don’t know how many more times I can […]

So either she’s coming back or she isn’t. That’s pretty much where we stand with Tori Spelling coming back to 90210. However, E News is now reporting that producers are in talks with Tori again to guest star on a bunch of episodes and possibly even specific episodes that Brandon Walsh will direct. Look, I’m […]

I know I’m going to get crap for this, but I think Tori Spelling is looking good. Ok, I must confess something. Who reads the book The Secret? Me too. So they say you should put positivity out there then you can get things you want in return. I want Donna Martin back, ok. I […]

Seriously enough is enough! Tori Spelling was out with her two kids, Liam and Stella, wearing what I can only assume is a nightie and I’m pissed! I no longer need to see Tori with her kids or basically doing anything else but practicing to be the best up-to-date Donna Martin she can be. This […]

Clearly money was no object on the People Magazine “set” for Tori Spelling and her husband to reennact famous couples from yesteryear. Tossing on some vintage clothes and dropping a green screen in the background is all you need. Tori and Dean dressed up, from what I hear, for a music video they were shooting […]

Geesh! What’s up with The Addams Family? Tori Spelling and her wife, Dean, were looking less than pleased whilst they attended the Christian Audigier: The Nightclub inside of Treasure Island in Vegas. Seriously, Treasure Island is a dump. It’s like Circus Circus. Stay away. Anyway, is anyone else noticing that Tori and Dean seem bored […]

Luke Perry, wearing jeans on jeans, was alive and well at LAX over the weekend and by LAX I don’t mean the club that “all the kids” go to, I actually mean LAX….the airport. Glamorous. Dylan is looking a little too old to be playing Brenda’s love interest in the new 90210, so I’m pushing […]

Donna Martin’s dog, Mimi LaRue (which I believe is Latin for “Impulse Purchase”) is currently sipping French Vanilla Iced Coffees in hell right now with Satan. First Tim Russert and now this? Hasn’t the American public suffered enough loss for one week? Mimi LaRue was 11 years old, which is like 102 in Aaron Spelling […]

So Tori Spelling did not shoot her baby out of her vagina yesterday, June 9th. She had it cut out of her, like an alien. It’s called a c-section. That’s how that works, kids, so if you have any specific questions, ask your parents. We already knew that Tori was having a girl (6lbs, 8oz.), […]

Remember when you were little and you and your school pals thought you’d “pull one over” on your 3rd grade teacher by putting a whoopie cushion on her chair so that when she sat down it would sound like she farted? Remember how you and your friends planned this all summer long and couldn’t wait […]

So is Tori Spelling 12 months or 13 months pregnant now? I’m not sure how all that works. She may have given birth already and just having the new baby live inside her. If it’s good enough for the kangaroos it’s good enough for the Spelling’s. Anydonna, Tori Spelling and her wife (Dean), headed out […]

In a true biblical sign of the Apocalypse, Tori Spelling will be heading back to an actual acting job in which she will need to not only memorize lines, but wait for it….wait for it….act out those lines. What a concept. This is bitter sweet news for me as I will truly miss watching Tori […]

Some people like to make fun of Tori Spelling, but not me. I say “More Tori + More Ways to Sellout = 1 Happy Blogger.” What? I use words and math. So what? Anyway, Tori Spelling was at Baskin Robbins in the LA area serving ice cream to pregnant moms because, well, that makes sense. […]

E Online is reporting that all of my dreams are coming true. So we know that Jennie Garth has signed on to the new 90210 spinoff, called 90210, as a recurring character, but did you know that she won’t sign on as a full-time cast member until she sees how the show does? Tori Spelling […]

Dear Santa, You’ve been reading all of my letters lately and I appreciate that. I’ve been a good boy all year (except for Monday-Fri; Jan-Dec). First you brought back Ant Becky to the 90210 spinoff and then you brought back Kelly Taylor. Now Santa, I hear you are bringing back Donna Martin. Tori Spelling is […]

Tori Spelling basically wants to be in the new 90210 spinoff as badly as I want her to be in the new 90210 spinoff and she’s not afraid to awkwardly beg for it. A lot of people don’t like Tori, but not me. I love her. I mean, not for anything that she does really […]

Ahhh Tori Spelling. As each day passes I end up loving her crazy ass even more. Tori is still busy selling the piss out of her book like a gypsy in the airport. She’ll talk to anyone who will listen. That part of the joke was clear, right? Anyway, Tori is kinda like a sellout […]

Seldom to I discuss celebrities that I like, but every now and then one slips through the cracks and warms up my blackened, burnt, and tiny heart. After seeing Donna Martin everywhere lately in the “news” it really got me to thinking….this sick bastard isn’t so bad after all. Here’s why I discovered that I […]

Donna Martin has given birth to David Silver’s baby! It seems like just yesterday Donna was being tossed down a flight of stairs by her boyfriend Ray on 90210, but fast forward about 10 years and Tori Spelling has given birth to a son, Liam Aaron McDermott, who was 6 pounds, 6 ounces. Even Tori’s […]

Hey everybody, want a legitimate reason to pour bleach in your eyes and stick pencils in your ears? Well look no further because now you can own season 1 of 90210. I know, riveting. There was even a party for the the whole cast to celebrate the beautiful wonder of the DVD. Well, I don’t […]

Uh, isn’t Tori only like 4 days pregnant? Ok, well she’s about 3 months, but still. Isn’t this outfit a bit dramatic? Why is she dressed like my 4th grade teacher who wasn’t even pregnant? According to recent reports, Tori’s mother (Candy) is ecstatic about her daughters pregnancy. However she still isn’t quite happy enough […]