Today, as you know, is a very important day in our lives. It’s a day we vote. It’s the day we vote for Heidi Montag’s fakest feature! Uh, what did you think I was talking about? So is it her boobs? Her nose? Her lips? I mean, really, the sky is the limit! So take […]
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Looks Like Someone Shared Her Teeth Whitening Kit!
Halloween may be over, but that doesn’t mean that our favorite skank-bags from The Hills can’t share their creative costumes and minds with us. Lauren clearly borrowed Audrina’s teeth whitening kit so that she could come alive in her festive flapper costume. However, all the Halloween makeup in the world can’t seem to hide my […]
The Hills According to Me and The Hills the Lost Scenes
Thanks to all you trash bags out there for the crapload of emails asking me about The Hills Lost Scenes and “The Hills According to Me.” I loved The Hills Lost Scenes because I hadn’t realized just how fake the show has become. They used to have real conversations way back in the day and […]
Are Lauren and Heidi Friends Again? Check the Script.
The Hills Recaps! Click Here! Check Out Past Hills Recaps Here! If you don’t want to know if Lauren and Heidi and her new chin, new nose, new boobs, and new lips are friends again don’t continue reading. IBBB could just be tricking you. Perhaps Lauren is only friends with Heidi’s new lips and not […]
Spoiler Alert: Everything is F’n Staged.
Spoiler Alert! If you don’t want to know anything that happens in future crapisodes of The Hills do not look at this picture of Lauren walking up the street with her ex-boyfriend Jason. I repeat, do not look at the picture of Lauren wearing a checkered lumberjack/Lindsay Lohan flannel shirt and her ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler, […]
No Fair! I Want to Have Myspace Fights With Lauren and Audrina!
I would just like to say that one of the best decisions I ever made was to buy the domain http://www.justinbobby.com/ a while ago when J Bob first made an appearance on The Hills. The $10.00 investment was clearly worth it as J Bob never seems to be out of The Hills spotlight. Moving on, […]
You Know What? I Don’t Want to See the Slaughtered Cow on the Wall, Why Would I Want to See This?
Unless this is their obituary photo, I don’t want to see it. Heidi and Steve Sanders, from The Hills, are now hanging from the wall at Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant, “Cut.” It’s not as promising as it sounds. Their pictures are hanging there, not them themselves. Ugh. Better luck next time. Seriously the last thing I […]
LC and LOser Do Something, Technically.
I’m not so good with words. What’s the definition of “irony?” Is that the same as “ironic?” I believe so. Anyhills, Lauren Cockring and LOser Bosworthless were at the “Do Something Awards” which are a pre-party to the Teen Choice Awards. If, like me, you’re wondering what any of those things are, you’re old. Lauren […]
Operation Sellout: IBBB is Part of The Hills Q&A Over at MTV
Ah kids. As I promised in last weeks post of finding new ways to sellout in year 3 of IBBB I have not disappointed. Well, maybe a little. Yours truly (that would be me) has left my footprint on The Hills. IBBB was contacted by the MTV blog to answer some questions in my typical […]
Yes! We Finally Have a Strategy on How to Smoke Bin Landen Out of the Hole He’s Hiding in! Heidi and Spencer are Going to Iraq!
Please don’t stop the war yet! Just give it a little more time! Trust me, you’ll thank me later troops! Heidi and Spencer have surprisingly strayed away from Us Weekly and told Extra that Heidi plans on going over to the Middle East and “perform” for the troops. No joke. Haven’t these troops suffered enough? […]
Thanks to Heidi Montag I Know Who I’m Voting For!!!!!
Who has time to listen to the issues that the presidential candidates are talking about? Certainly not me. I mean, I have television to watch. Well, finally there is an easy way for me to decide just who I’ll be voting for come November! The Hills skank, Heidi Montag was photographed having lunch with John […]
Yay! A Heidi Spencer Murder Suicide?!
Alarming statistics show that those who own guns are 55% more likely to have an accidental deadly shooting in their own home than those who don’t own guns. Well if Heidi owns a gun and Spencer owns a gun, isn’t that like an over 100% chance that these two clowns are going to “accidentally” kill […]
Lauren Conrad’s Boobs, Just Because
Everyone’s favorite “Hills” pain in the arse was all boobs and drunk eyes while leaving Coco de Ville just the other night. The Hills and boobs all in one blog post!?! I believe I just hit tilt on the “Awesome-O-Meter.” And that meter does exist, by the way. I think LC is sending a message […]
This is the Lauren Conrad I Like
Gas prices aren’t the only thing that went up when I saw this picture. Oh snap! Lauren Conrad recently showed us all what a big independent girl she is by pumping her own gas in high heels and a little messy hair. Now this is the Lauren Conrad I love. She isn’t saying anything and […]
Audrina Buys Stuff Off Her Rack
Audrina, her teeth, and her rack were all out shopping yesterday at DDCLAB in LA. There’s not really much to talk about with Audrina, but I’m wondering if Tori Spelling is wondering who stole her 90’s boobs? While at DDCLAB, Audrina and her rack bought a bunch of bikinis and some dresses. While leaving the […]
Happy Belated Graduation LOser!
Half the lifeless cast of The Hills were out and about the other night at Green Door in LA to celebrate LOsers last day of college or some shit from UCLA. I’m pretty sure she majored in “Fucking Retarded” and minored in “I’m Not Interesting.” She may have actually double-majored, but who can keep up […]
Whitney’s Hills Spinoff???
I can’t believe this might actually be happeninK! Everyone’s favorite advice giver on The Hills, Whitney, may in fact be gettinK her own “Hills” spinoff. Santa Claus, you really are a miracle maker. You too, Jesus! A source (probably MTV) has got in touch with Us Weekly, the magazine who blows The Hills on a […]
The Hills Gang Back Together
It seems like everyday it’s someones birthday on The Hills and they’re always at LAX to celebrate. Why does LAX and Us Weekly blow The Hills so much? Regardless, the whole gang was there to celebrate Frankie Deltardo’s big birthday with the exception of Heidi and Steve Sanders and, sadly, Whitney. Poor Whitney is never […]
Audrina’s Teeth and Boobs Go Shopping
Audrina Patridge, in her IBBB blue dress, decides to take her teeth and boobs on a little shopping spree. Now, I’m pretty up on all things “Hills” as I am quite the loser, but is anyone talking about Audrina’s new boobs? Is it just me? They are new, right? I hope they are because I […]
Brody Jenner Thinks Malibu is Rough
It’s like The Hills Gods are answering my scripted Hills prayers! Remember how I recently wrote about bumping into Brody Jenner at STK in NYC over the weekend? Yeah, well apparently STK is the only place Brody visits because at about 12:30 AM the other night I got a text message from two of my […]
Big Tipper Brody Jenner Breaks Bathroom Stall Promise
First off, I need to say that the title of this blog post is probably the most brilliant that has ever been written. Sadly, I did not make that title up, my buddy Mike did, but it’s still brilliant. So here’s the deal. Two of my great friends, Michele and Mike from Boston, came to […]
I’m Showing Picutres of Whitney Port Again Because It’s My Blog and I Make the Decisions…Well, Me and Jesus, and Jesus Likes Whitney Too. Cool?
The Hampton’s just got a little more exciting, thanks to Whitney Port. Did that sound fake? Anyway, everyones favorite Hills character has made it onto the cover of Social Life and was in the Hampton’s to celebrate. Now these photos aren’t as exciting as the other day when Whitney’s boob popped out of her dress […]
Oh Kids, Good Times
A fancy question mark can only mean one thing. Which cast member of The Hills did IBBB run into while out with friends in NYC on Friday night? Oh, and you know it wasn’t just a “hey what’s up.” Come back tomorrow for the unveiling and the comical story that goes with it.
Uh Oh! Whitney Forgot Her Bra!
Ruh-Ro Rorge! What is Whitney doinK? First Audrina flashed her rack-attack and next thinK you know, Whitney Port, from The Hills, heads out for a little lunch at The Ivy and forgets to wear her bra. Luckily hardly anyone, especially the paparazzi, take pictures at The Ivy so I’m sure no one even noticed. Whitney […]