Bad news guys. I didn’t get to watch The Hills last night because I ended up watching the Democratic National Convention. Psych! Just kidding. I don’t care who wins President as long as they don’t take The Hills off the air….because that’s what I assume President’s are responsible for. I’m not even sure who’s running. […]
The Funniest Hills Recaps Ever
We will never forget our love for all things "The Hills." Read through our favorite Hills recaps of all time!
The Hills Season Finale: This Episode Has More Tears Than Audrina’s Hoo-Ha After a Drunken Night in Palm Springs w/ Justin Bobby. Did I Cross a Line?
Wow. Season 4. Yup. Yeah, so. Er….uh. Hmmm. Yow. Eesh. Yuckeroo. Sorta at a loss for words. Lives were saved. Conflicts in the Middle East, resolved. Diseases cured. That’ll wrap up the entire 4th season. In what is the last Hills Recap from IBBB of Season 4, let us dry our drunken eyes and come […]
The Hills Recap: The "I'm Done" Tour Pushes Forward and Possibly Coming to a City Near You!
Well folks, we are in what I can only assume is the 15,000th episode of The Hills this season. Somewhere in a barber shop getting her mustache shaved off, Lauren must be laughing at how horrible this season actually is. There are only so many times Kristin can say “whatever dude.” After the 16th time […]
The Hills Recap: The One Where the Producers, Writers, and Directors All Give Up
Join Me on Facebook! Remember on The Hills when LC and Heidi’s friendship was on the fritz and Heidi was going to move out and no one knew if they would be friends again and it was really interesting to watch the drama unfold? Yeah, well that’s just a distant drunken memory because now we’re […]
The Hills: Heidi and Lauren Fight and IM?
So a tell-tale sign of when Heidi is “acting” is when she tilts her head to the side a bit and squints her eyes like she’s 50 and trying to read the newspaper. Anyway, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Lauren and Heidi meet up and fight it out like white-trash ho’s on […]
The Hills: The One Where IBBB Recapped It Late
Like a 17 year old cheerleader who thinks she may be pregnant since she missed her period, this recap is better late than never. As you know I was in LA for almost a week hunting down Lohan. No luck with that. I did, however, score a one-on-one interview with Chelsea Handler, which I will […]
The Hills Season 5 Preview: Scripted Punches, Scripted Tears, Scripted Hugs. Scripted Scripts.
So yeah, uh, I’m playing it cool. I could care less that I just saw the teaser for The Hills Season 5. Yeah, who cares, right? That show totally sucks. Ok, now that that’s over. I’m completely pumped that The Hills Season 5 is going to start soon and after seeing the ridiculousness […]
The Hills Recap: Brody's Mom's Face Looks Like Spencer's Vasectomy Procedure.
IBBB Disclaimer: This episode is so bad, I just basically ramble. Read at your own risk. Last night on “The Hills”…. Kristin and Brody are out on a big “date.” Their “date” lasts just long enough for them to say the following “Hills Catchphrases”: on-a-break, Jayde, broken up, Mrs Bobby, and fight. They need to […]
The Hills Series Finale Recap: So That Ending Was Specifically For Me, Right?
Join Me on Facebook! I have no words. Ok, I have a few. I’m feeling many mixed emotions now that The Hills is over and I’m having a hard time articulating exactly how this makes me feel. I researched the brilliance of William Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Socrates, and Aristotle to help me find the […]
The Hills: Whitney’s Date is Kinda Whitney
It’s about time Whitney got some real airtime. Will Whitney spout out greeting card sayings during her date? Will Heidi and Steve Sanders end their fauxgagement? Will Audrina’s teeth implode? How drunk will Lauren be? Justin Bobby anyone? Let’s see what goes down on this episode, With This Ring… Yes! The girls are all at […]
The Hills: The Douche-Bag Bunch Go to Vegas!
So The Hills decided to sneak attack us and show an extra crapisode right before the VMAs. Nice work, MTV, you have officially sucked me in for the full night. Whilst I typically like to follow the teachings of Jesus and rest on the Sabbath, I find myself cracking open the laptop (or craptop) and […]
I Have 2 Words For You: The Hills Season 5 Premiere is Back! Recap Time!
Heidi’s been practicing chasing seagulls for months. Lauren’s black mustache has grown in just right. Audrina’s teethhave been filed down slightly smaller than a beavers overbite. Steve Sanders (Spencer, for those of you who are quick to forget) has both his hair and Santa Pubes beard freshly frosted. Sandy Sanders is newly out of a […]
The Hills Recap: Heidi’s Plan to Trick Spencer Into Fatherhood, I Believe, is Illegal and Punishable By Law. I’m Voting Death Penalty.
So we only have 3 episodes left of The Hills this season and, hopefully, for life. The thought of the cast consisting of Jayde and Stacie the Pointless Bartender may be more than my little brain can handle. Here’s what “happened” last night on The Hills: In keeping with the tradition of Season […]