Like a 17 year old cheerleader who thinks she may be pregnant since she missed her period, this recap is better late than never. As you know I was in LA for almost a week hunting down Lohan. No luck with that. I did, however, score a one-on-one interview with Chelsea Handler, which I will […]
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The Hills: Stephanie’s Birthday Looked Like It Sucked. Just Sayin.
Bad news guys. I didn’t get to watch The Hills last night because I ended up watching the Democratic National Convention. Psych! Just kidding. I don’t care who wins President as long as they don’t take The Hills off the air….because that’s what I assume President’s are responsible for. I’m not even sure who’s running. […]
The Hills: Audrina and Lo’s 60 Second Fight
Cue the applause, cue the applause. The Hills is BACK! Applause, applesauce, applesauce, applause! Not only is today IBBB’s birthday, but it’s Hills recap day too. It’s like Santa planned my birth specific to this momentous day. I was a little surprised that the Season 4 premiere was only 30 minutes, but I guess tool […]
26 More Sleeps Until The Hills Season 4 Starts!
It’s like The Hills is on just for me. Just 26 more sleeps until the new season of The Hills starts, which makes it air on August 18th, which means it’s the night before my birthday, which means that my Hills Tuesday Recap will take place on my birthday….which means I’ll be even more of […]
The Hills: Season 3 Finale
Oh Hills. Why have you forsaken me? What am I supposed to do now that you are over until August? I didn’t really plan on spending the summer without you. I feel my emotions of last nights episode of The Hills can best be described in song (Kenny Rogers, ‘Through the Years’): I can’t remember […]
The Hills: Does Audrina Move Out?
Well we’re at the second to last crapisode of The Hills and all is not right for The Hills gang. This latest episode is basically like a 30 minute commercial as we get to see Audrina push her new band, Heidi push Bolthouse, and Lauren and Lo push Petco. All in all, I’m buying all […]
The Hills: Stephen is Back, Pointlessly
Reunited and it feels so good. Hot glue your cheap looking hair extensions to your scalp and grab your red keg cups because it’s Laguna Beach reunion night on The Hills! Stephen Colletti is going to be swinging by the set of The Hills to party it up with LC, Lo, and the rest of […]
The Hills: Welcome Back Justin Bobby!
Click Here for Past Hills RecapsClick Here To Become MYSPACE Friends With IBBB! To Justin Bobby: Thanks For Everything, ImBringingBloggingBack. Justin Bobby is back en la casa and The Hills just got interesting again. My only question is that once Justin Bobby and Audrina start hanging out again will Lauren hit Audrina with a closed […]
The Hills: Girls Night Out and Relationship Vacation!
Full URL For This RecapClick Here for Past Hills RecapsClick Here To Become MYSPACE Friends With IBBB! Finally, The Hills is back to a 30 minute crapisode. The hour-long double crapisode was too much to handle, especially when the second crapisode was usually all about Whitney. Anyway, this week we get to see if Lauren […]
The Hills: Operation Win Heidi Back
It’s another double episode of The Hills and I have to admit I’m not really into the hour long committment. I’d rather a 30 minute episode and have them extend the season by a few weeks. This, my friends, is reason #1,547 why I am a loser. Moving on, in this creature double-feature we really […]
The Hills: Double The Hills, Triple the Crap!
Buenos retardos from IBBBs vacation! I may be south of the border, but that doesn’t mean I’m not a loser enough to carve out the time to recap the latest episode of The Hills. Sure I’m about 5 Vodka Tonics deep, but hey, watching The Hills any other way than drunk is just stupid. Here’s […]
The Hills: The Paris Set Looks Nice
The Hills is FINALLY back after what seems like 2-decades and 3 Road Rules/Real World Challenges. This time around we pick up where we left off the last time…with Lauren and Whitney heading to Paris for the Korean/Crayon Ball. Heidi ditched the sunny LA lifestyle for Crested Butte and her horse. And Audrina just continued […]
The Hills Finale: Paris Palooza
Well, it is finally here…the season finale of The Hills. Lets take a moment of silence and repent from our Hills sins throughout the season. While reading this recap it may help to play Kenny Rogers’ “Through the Years” in the background. I got to see a few minutes of the pre-show. Is it just […]
The Hills: Lauren’s Halloween Party
It’s a spooktacular episode of The Hills when Lauren and Audrina are having a ghostly Halloween party. I’m officially done with the bad Halloween jokes. Anyway, with only one episode left of the season what will happen to Heidi and Steve Sanders? If they break up who will keep Heidi’s chin? How many times will […]
The Hills: Introducing Stephanie Pratt
Get Your Latest “Hills” Recap By Clicking Here and See Just What Stephanie Pratt (Sandy Sanders) is Up to Now! I won’t lie. I’ve been waiting for this episode for a week. Every day I would think “how many more sleeps until The Hills is on?” Some people have an Advent calender, I have a […]
The Hills: Whitney’s Date is Kinda Whitney
It’s about time Whitney got some real airtime. Will Whitney spout out greeting card sayings during her date? Will Heidi and Steve Sanders end their fauxgagement? Will Audrina’s teeth implode? How drunk will Lauren be? Justin Bobby anyone? Let’s see what goes down on this episode, With This Ring… Yes! The girls are all at […]
The Hills: Heidi and Lauren Fight and IM?
So a tell-tale sign of when Heidi is “acting” is when she tilts her head to the side a bit and squints her eyes like she’s 50 and trying to read the newspaper. Anyway, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Lauren and Heidi meet up and fight it out like white-trash ho’s on […]
The Hills: Young Hollywood, Old Script
So here’s a little intro story for you. I feel asleep while watching The Hills. I know. I would wake up in increments of 2 minutes and would see Lauren and Whitney running around with ear pieces. It was like they were in a fast-paced drama. I was waiting for Mel Gibson to run and […]
The Hills Goes to New York
Time for another special episode of The Hills. Will Whitney find a way to whore up her “business presentation?” Will Brody and Steve Sanders rekindle their friendship? Will Lisa Loveless go skinny dipping with Heidi’s mom and horse? All these and more shall be answered. Here’s how this crapisode, “Stress and the City” went down: […]
The Hills: Lauren, Gavin, & Bob the Builder
Lauren finally goes on a “real date” and by “real date” I really mean “a random dude planted by producers.” Will Audrina’s teeth burst into flames? Will Steve Sanders continue to sit on the couch? Will Brody still be in his “brody cast?” Will Heidi continue to say buzzwords like, “it’s just business” and “it’s […]
The Hills: The Hills Vegas Vacation
I can’t even stand it. The Hills rule and by “The Hills” I mean Elodie. Scripted or not, Elodie is the unsung hero of this season of The Hills. The “Dirt Bag Gang” is heading to Vegas to surprise Brody for his 16th birthday. Between Lauren declaring Jihad on her liver from all the drinking […]
MTV The Hills: Jason Gets Engaged
What a real treat this episode was! The writers of The Hills must have been working overtime to not only add to the script that J Wahl has a girlfriend, but they are moving in together, and are now getting engaged. Lisa Loveless makes another cameo this episode, as does Jenn Bunney. The only person […]
The Hills: When Douches Collide
Alright alright, so it’s the highly anticipated crapisode of The Hills where Lauren and Jason and Heidi and Steve Sanders all “just happen” to bump into each other at “Ketchup.” I have many questions before watching. How will this go down? How will Lo work “Justin Bobby” into a random conversation? What other random cast […]
The Hills: Lauren’s Random Date, Audrina’s Teeth, Justin Bobby Returns, and Heidi Gets a Promotion
Fine, so this recap is late. Sue me. The Hills episode “Second Chances” really delivered this week and by “delivered” I mean “made me lapse into a pleasant and restful coma.” Here’s how I lost more braincells: I love seeing Audrina and Lauren working out at Equinox gym. What the hell are they doing? Why […]