The City Season Finale Recap: Olivia’s Little Face is HUGE in Japan. Not Literally Though. Relax Olivia. Put the Toothbrush Down.Author: ibbb Updated: July 15, 2010Let’s Be Facebook Friends! Goooooooooooooonnnnggg! This week, boys and girls, The City is visiting Japan! That’s left of Poland, I believe, for those of you following along in Canada. Get ready for me to make as many ignorant jokes as my fingers will type! Whitney is ready to sell her lead-laced rags to anyone who […]
The City Recap: Olivia Knows Japan Isn’t In New York, Right?Author: ibbb Updated: July 7, 2010Join Me on Facebook! This week we’re starting with the recap of The City instead of The Hills because I thought it was time to change things up. I’m kidding, my Tivo didn’t tape The Hills for some reason and I. Am. Pissed. I yelled at my Tivo and, well, said a lot of things […]
The City Recap: With Special Guest Appearance By Martha StewartAuthor: ibbb Updated: July 1, 2010Join Me on Facebook, Won’t You? Enjoy the latest on what went down on The City. Spread the word! Uh, what happened to Joe Zee? Who’s this new guy who looks like Joe Zee, but isn’t wearing the required black suit/white shirt/black skinny tie uniform that we’re use to seeing? If he’s going to all […]
The City Recap: Garbage Bag Punk is the New Homeless ChicAuthor: ibbb Updated: June 24, 2010Sellout Opportunity: Vote for Me Here for MTV TJ (just fill out @ibbb). Back to your regularly scheduled programming… Starting the show with Kelly Cutrone on “10” just makes sense to me. Whitney is, once again, getting ready to sell her flammable clothes to anyone who will buy them like a hooker trying to make […]
The City Recap: Meet Colonel Whitney Sanders!Author: ibbb Updated: June 17, 2010Let’s Be Facebook Friends, For LIFE! Welcome to Miami, bienvenwhito a Miami. That’s Spanish for, “Whitney and Roxy are in Miami to put on a fashion show, which most likely will be an absolute disaster. Roxy will probably relapse with coke and Whitney is probably getting a sun burn just sitting in the lobby of […]
The City Recap: If Olivia Gets Fired From Elle, I Quit Life.Author: ibbb Updated: June 10, 2010Join Me on Facebook! Better late than never. This week on The City it’s Fashion Week in New York City which is like Christmas morning for these people. For me, it’s a bit of a snooze, but I’m confident that my friend Olivia and the rest of the gang will make this episode everything I’ve […]
The City Recap: Not Wearing Guess Can Send Joe Zee Into Cardiac ArrestAuthor: ibbb Updated: June 3, 2010Join Me on Facebook! We’re kicking things off at (h)Elle Magazine and a loving exchange between Olivia and Erin Jo. Erin Jo is filling in Olivia on some event that Guess is having and Olivia is looking at Erin Jo like she’s a 2 year old reciting a blueberry muffins recipe. At the same time […]
The City Recap: So When Did Joe Zee Start Banging Olivia?Author: ibbb Updated: May 27, 2010Join Me on Facebook. You’ll Hate It! Time to spend a little time with the folks from “The City.” You want to know what this show is missing? Someone with a visible drug problem. Really, that’s it. It has everything else I’m looking for in a show, but it’s missing a sloppy drug addict. I’d […]
The City Recap: Fergie’s Cover of Elle AND Olivia Apparently Cloned Herself. Que Suerte!Author: ibbb Updated: May 20, 2010Join Me on Facebook! You’ll Hate it! Another crapisode of The City hot off the press, whatever in the holy hell that means. This week, like an episode of Laverne and Shirley, Fergie is guest starring and Whitney is still shooing the ever loving piss out of her look book. Can’t people just go online […]
The City Recap: “You Know Where Nice People End Up? On Welfare.” ~ Kelly CutroneAuthor: ibbb Updated: May 13, 2010Join Me on Facebook. What Fun! Sammy Gap Tooth (SGT) has invited Whitney and Roxy Horror out for a fancy-pants breakfast/brunch/lunch/dinner. I’m not really sure what meal it is as Roxy Horror is complaining that she wants coffee and breakfast and Whitney is whining that she wants a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Remember when […]
The City Recap: Olivia Knows How to Answer the Phone. I Smell a Promotion!Author: Patrick Varone Updated: May 6, 2010Join Me on Facebook!! Welcome to The City recap! Unlike The Hills, no one seems to be on drugs, well, except Olivia who seems to be on enough tranquilizers to stop a charging rhino. This week we get to see Whitney show her rags off to some magazine people (and the MTV cameras) and Roxy […]
The City Recap: Whitney Owns a Sweatshop and Kelly Cutrone CriesAuthor: ibbb Updated: April 29, 2010Cowbell, cowbell, cowbell. Oh, and cowbell. The City is back like a case of crabs that you’ve come to know, expect, but aren’t overly psyched to see each and every week. What I mean is that the break was nice. Was that not clear? Also, I don’t have crabs. Now that we’ve taken care of […]
The City Season 2 Preview: Best. Facial. Expressions. Ever.Author: ibbb Updated: March 25, 2010So are we just pretending that there was never an actual Season One of The City and, therefore, this upcoming season is actually Season Two? I’ll buy that. MTV is promoting the newest season of The City as Season 2 (which premieres Tuesday, April 27th at 10:30 pm) and to be honest I have no […]
The City Recap Season Finale: Whitney Tries To Sell Her Clothes to the Rusted Boxes at Burgerdork John Goodman…At Least I think That's What Happened.Author: ibbb Updated: December 3, 2009Another season of The City has come and gone. Just when I was about to stop repeatedly punching myself in the nuts the entire time the show was on, I actually began to like watching it. It’s the oldest story, I know. So what will happen to our City friends? Will Erin Jo be booked […]
The City Recap: Criss-Cross ApplesauceAuthor: ibbb Updated: November 27, 2009 It’s always a wondrous sign from our Heavenly Father when Kelly Cutrone is in the opening scene for the crapisode. This is typically when I smile from sideburn to crooked sideburn, grab a beer (or 10), and fasten the seat belt I’ve installed on my couch. While I feel, a little, that Kelly […]
The City Recap: The Many Faces of Erin KaplanAuthor: ibbb Updated: November 19, 2009 Sure the main point of this episode is about Whitney and her terrible blind date, but I must admit I was a little more fascinated by all the faces that Erin has been making throughout the season. Therefore ergo nevertheless furthermore regardless virtues, I decided to capture all the wonder that Erin creates with […]
The City Recap: Kelly Cutrone's Plan to End the Recession? Bring Pens to Meetings. Done and Done!Author: Patrick Varone Updated: November 12, 2009 It’s no secret that I have an unhealthy obsession with all things Kelly Cutrone. Would I go as far as saying that I want to knock over a 7-11 with her and hotwire a stolen police car all whilst on a first-time-ever meth binge? Yes, yes, and I’ll try it, I guess, if Kelly’s […]
The City Recap: Fucklemackle vs. FucklemackleAuthor: Patrick Varone Updated: November 5, 2009 We kick things off with Whitney and Roxy Horror getting some sun whilst laying out in Central Park. I’m not sure if they spray-painted the grass around them bright green because I’ve been there a million times and it’s never that green. Also, Whitney looks like she’s wearing nursing scrubs. Later Whitney and Freddie […]
The City Recap: Hello Freddie and Frito-Lay Fucklemackle! What Does That Even Mean?!Author: ibbb Updated: October 29, 2009Time for a little City recap! I got a lot of crap for not recapping last weeks crapisode of The City. I’m sorry, are you paying my bills? You don’t know me! You don’t know me! I pay my own bills! You don’t know me! Sorry, that was me practicing my rebuttal if the Ricki […]
The City Recap: Can't We Just Call it "The Kelly Cutrone Show." Please?Author: ibbb Updated: October 15, 2009Cow bell cow bell cow bell. How come The City is turning into a reality show version of The Office, minus the interesting characters, funny lines, and good writing? Last season we were bored to meth tears with the psycho relationship between Sleepy Time Allie and her boyfriend and Whitney and Ozzy Bobby. This season […]
The City Recap: Is Olivia in a Different Show?Author: ibbb Updated: October 8, 2009There are a lot of things going on in the city, just not in the show “The City.” Even my favorite part of the entire episode, the opening credits, has been cut down to about 5 seconds. Thanks for taking the best part away from me. Here’s what went down on The City or La […]
The City Recap: AKA – The Hills Season 2Author: ibbb Updated: October 1, 2009The City is back on MTV and this time around it’s taking a different approach than it did last season. What change, you ask? Well, first off it followed the formula of another show you may have heard me mention before. It’s called “The Hills.” Specifically, season 2 of The Hills. By this I mean, […]
The City Recap: Season Finale or Bust…or Dirt Nap. I'll Take a Busted Dirt Nap.Author: ibbb Updated: March 17, 2009IBBB Housekeeping Item: Join me on Facebook! You’ll Likely Regret It! Well gang, get out all your eye rolls and dead stares now because it’s officially the last crapisode of The City for the season. Sleepy Time Allie can finally get the rest she needs. I’d like to spoon with her…and by spoon, I really […]
The City Recap: Whitney and Jay Break Up, Olivia Blows the Meeting (and not in the good way), I Die a Little More InsideAuthor: ibbb Updated: March 10, 2009It’s date night for Ozzy Bobby and Adam. The Ernie and Bert of our generation is at the movies snacking on popcorn and chit-chattin’ about Ozzy Bobby and his band going on “tour” and not telling Whitney yet. They’re about two sentences away from braiding each others hair and putting fake makeup on their My […]
The City Recap: So, Uh, Whitney's Not Knockin' Boots (Do "the Kids" Still Say "Knockin' Boots?")Author: ibbb Updated: March 3, 2009I would just like to say that I am in no way being paid to blog The City. I say that because I feel like I should be. I should be paid to watch this horror for 22 minutes once/per week. I feel like doing this free-of-charge will help secure me into Sainthood once I […]
The City Recap: Miami Just Got DouchierAuthor: ibbb Updated: February 24, 2009Where to begin? Where to begin? As much as I like to throw “Sleepy Time” Allie/Vicky the Robot under the blogging bus on a weekly basis, I kinda think that she saved this episode for me. I mean, watching her “model” brought new meaning to my life, but we’ll get to that in a bit. […]
The City Recap: Christmas, New Years, Jesus.Author: ibbb Updated: February 17, 2009*Thanks to everyone who took part in the live blogging/chat last night on IBBB during The City. It was good times! We should do it again sometime. Gas up the snow machine and leave out some cookies for Cutrone Claus because it’s the “A Very City Christmas” episode of The City and since there’s not […]
The City Recap: Mr Butler (Olivia's Dog) is the Best Part of the Show. Spinoff, Please!Author: ibbb Updated: February 10, 2009Programming Note: Please join IBBB next Monday night as I will be live blogging/Twittering “The City.” That’s right, live. This is sure to be an absolute disaster, but come to IBBB on Monday night at 10pm EST and you’ll be able to comment as I’m live blogging/Twittering. Sounds tedious. See you then! Oh, and sign […]
The City Recap: Kelly Cutrone and Her Birthday Saves the Show!Author: ibbb Updated: February 3, 2009All hail! Blessed Mother Kelly CUNTrone is back to save and bless The City! Now I know I’ve tee’d off on Kelly ever since The Hills, but the truth is I love her. Oh, and she is clearly the most talented person on The City….or just in life in general. Plus, I bet she’d wanna […]
The City Recap: Olivia and Whitney Have a Sassoff! What Was Whitney ThinkinK?Author: ibbb Updated: January 28, 2009Hey all (or y’all) – sorry this recap is late. As you know I’m in the process of having this little site designed and was supposed to relaunch yesterday. Well that didn’t happen. The site is ready, but just doesn’t work….meaning I can’t upload anything new to it. So, yeah, that’s a problem. Oh, and […]
The City Recap: Bangs, Hats, and the Kiss Heard Around the WorldAuthor: ibbb Updated: January 20, 2009Today, my dear Americans, there is change in the air. No, I’m not talking about the inauguration of Obama as President. I am, of course, talking about a the addition of “Allie” into the cast of The City. Hopefully she’s only making a cameo because, after watching this crapisode, I may have to stop watching […]
The City Recap: Whitney's 25 Second Lunch Date with Chris from Accounting Made Me Want to Turn in My US CitizenshipAuthor: ibbb Updated: January 13, 2009What perfect timing for the naked Whitney Port pictures to pop up on the Interwebsations! Before we get into the recap of The City lets discuss the fact that Whitney was being filmed in Miami going into the ocean with her microphone on and wires in her bikini. Next thing you know, Hurricane Kelly Cutrone […]