It’s safe to say that this season’s Teen Mom is pretty much the pits. It’s also safe to say that I’ve missed a few episodes due to a self inflicted coma. It’s also safe to say that we’re all here this week strictly for Gary’s vasectomy. That’s right folks, Gary’s ding-a-ling-christmas-bells are getting a snippity-do-da-day right […]
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iCarly Totally Ghosts Catelynn and Tyler’s Birthday Party For Her
So I’m bummed I missed last weeks crapisode because I just got caught up and got to see the squalor that Tyler’s sister, Amber, left his house in. There were legit holes smashed through the glass, doors kicked apart, blankets matted to the wet dirt in the side yard and, I’m sure if I hit […]
Teen Mom Recap: Butch Makes Amends (The Cliffs Notes Version)
When all else fails on this show, make Butch (allegedly) contractually obligated to make amends to his kids on camera. The only catch? The rehab facility won’t let them film the amends. Um, I mean, how am I supposed to know if I have a drug problem unless I see someone else’s amends, live, on […]
Teen Mom: Gary Hires Carmen San Diego to Find His Biological Father
Clap if you think this show is really going downhill on the Interest-o-Meter. No really, clap. I’ll be able to hear you. I’m like Santa. Always watching and breaking into your house on the same night every year. Anyway, this week on Ye Old Teenage Mother, for those of us keeping score Amber appears […]
Teen Mom: The Moment Bristol Palin Decides to Get Divorced (on Television)
It’s time for another episode of “3 Minute Scenes Before a Commercial.” This week, we experience about 3 minute scenes before we get a commercial. Thank you and goodnight! How are y’all feeling about this new season so far? Had I had any voting mechanisms on this janky site I’d be able to poll you […]
Teen Mom Recap: Sarah Palin at a Bachelorette Party is What This Country Needs
Well here we are again. Another season, another couple of ye old teenage mothers added to the mix. At this point I’m pretty sure that there are 15 different moms featured in this episode and, well, I’m not sure I actually like it. To be clear, I actually love it. And if I’m being honester I’m really […]
Bristol Palin is Joining Teen Mom OG and Farrah Isn’t Pleased
If Sarah Palin isn’t in at least 10 episodes riding a moose in camo booty shorts, well then, I’m out. Just when you thought that Teen Mom OG was running out of ideas, enter the breaking news from TMZ reporting that Bristol Palin is joining the cast of the OGs and has already started filming […]
Teen Mom Recap: Butch Gets Visitors in Rehab and Writes Them a Story
Things just don’t seem the same on TMOG without Farrah screaming at everyone. Alas, we move forward. Here’s the highlights from what went down last night on Teen Mom. Catelynn – I love how it’s Visit a Butch at Rehab day in America. I assume that’s like a national holiday. Tyler and his sister Amber head […]
DebzOG Talks About Farrah’s Mental Problems and Why Michael is Trying to Blackmail Her
You know I love to sell out as much as the next person. Thanks to the Facebook Show ‘Shot Topics’ I get to do this all the live-long day with all my favorite reality stars. Well this time around I got to throw back some drinks with Debra Danielsen (from Teen Mom, of course) and […]
Teen Mom OG: The One Where We See Farrah Getting Fired
Farrah – Last time on a very special Teen Mom OG (not the actual) Morgan Freeman and some other producers were about to storm the house Farrah is living in squalor in, very dramatically, and I’m very nervous. I almost feel like Farrah knows a little bit that the jig is up because she’s almost being […]
Teen Mom OG Recap: Before Farrah Gets Fired, She Gets Sophia’s Set Teacher Fired
Farrah – The way Farrah looks for real estate is pretty much the same way she does everything else. Oddly. She wants to look at a home in LA she’s interested in, but didn’t make it to the open house so she just showed up to the house, with a camera crew, rang the bell and […]
So THIS is What Led Up to Farrah Being Fired from Teen Mom?!
Farrah – How come almost every scene with Farrah involves a cooking class or a unicorn? I was getting a bit bored until the scene with Debz OG popped up where she had to call Dr. David so he could wish her a happy birthday. He pretty much cut her off, ‘yeah, yeah, yeah’d’ her to […]
Teen Mom Recap: Farrah and Jenelle Team Up to Ruin Debra’s Wedding
Farrah – News of Debz upcoming wedding is really making the rounds. So much so that Jenelle apparently called Farrah (can you imagine how that call went?!) to let her know that Debra invited Jenelle’s ex-husband, Cortland, to her wedding. I’m a little offended I never made the final guest list, but I don’t have a […]
Catelynn is Pregnant and Tyler (and Everyone Else) is Shocked
Farrah — This trip to Italy is really never ending but, let’s just be clear, they saved the best for last. Farrah and Debz decide to head out to an Italian karaoke bar because, sure, why not. I mean, it makes sense since there’s just basically one country left that doesn’t hate us. The karaoke […]
Saint Amber Portwood is With Child (The Teen Mom Recap)
Amber – Since Ambjikistan spent last episode chasing chickens with Leah, that’s enough time needed so she and her new boyfriend, Dom DeLuise, are heading to Hawaii for a little vacation so (in their words) they can think about Leah and then send her a gift. So that’s cool. Is it just me or does Dom […]
Teen Mom Recap: DebzOG Wedding is in Full Swing (sort of) and the Invitation is Confusing
Farrah – You know what always makes me cringe, besides Farrah’s burnt red weave, is when Debra still talks in the baby voice to Baby Goop. When she shows up the hotel room to “hand deliver” her wedding invitation she basically baby talks Goop into a coma. I get that it’s cute when they’re, you know, […]
Teen Mom OG: Cate and Ty Want to Buy Back iCarly
Is it just me or was anyone else hoping this would be the Christmas episode of Teen Mom OG? Sometimes I dream that Butch would be dressed as Santa, April would be Mrs. Claus and Brandon and Theresa are, of course, The Grinch (you know, since they basically stole Carly from Cate and Ty). Anyway, […]
Teen Mom Recap: Is Ryan Back to His Old Ways?
Farrah – Pack the extra hair extensions (that we can always see the tracks on) because Farrah is heading overseas for a spell and needs to drop Baby Goop with anyone who hasn’t had rabies before and may know their way around an Epi-pen. But first, she wants to spend as much time with Sophia as […]
Teen Mom OG Recap: Yes, Farrah’s Dad and Dr. David Got Into a Street Fight
Teen Mom OG is back! I added the “!” because I wasn’t sure if the eye-rolling emoji would translate here. Anyway, here we go. Once again I’m grateful to the trash boxes at MTV who made the decision to break the 4th wall and allow part of the show to be about, you know, actually […]
20 Times Farrah ‘Ugly Cried’ That We’re Obsessed With
Whether you love her, hate or, or hate to love her Farrah doing her signature “ugly cry” really is the gift that keeps on giving. Here we take a walk down memory lane and take a gander at some of Farrah’s best ugly cries of all time. Some are pre-face work, while others look like […]
Chelsea From Teen Mom 2 is Going Off on Twitter About Fake Scenes (Fake News?)
Chelsea isn’t playing when it comes to crafty editing on Teen Mom 2 and she’s taken to “The Twitter” to voice her concerns over a bunch of her scenes this season. Now I’m never really one who cares too much about the editing of a reality show because, well, reality show, but even I was scratching my head […]
17 Things to Buy the Biggest Teen Mom Fan You Know
Because we all could use a little extra Teen Mom stuff around the house. Whether you’re the biggest Teen Mom fan or know the biggest Teen Mom fan, we’ve compiled some of the best TM2 and Teen Mom OG gifts and products, so far, this season. Oh, and if you like Barb and Jenelle you’re certainly […]
Teen Mom OG Season Finale: Seriously What Drugs Was Ryan On?!
Farrah – Ugh, the “family vacation” continues to be as terrible as we all knew it would be. David continues on his tour of “Farrah is a nightmare and I refuse to interact with her on camera” even when everyone wants to go kayaking. What fun. Debra asks him if he wants to go and […]
Teen Mom Recap: Sophia Takes “Acting Lessons” Because, Yes, This is All Really Happening
Farrah – Austin, Texas can collectively breathe a sigh of relief, because Farrah is getting out of Dodge and setting her sights on Los Angeles, CA! What a treat for the west coast! Oh, and she’s bringing Baby Goop with her just in case you were wondering. Remember that time she was going to […]