Teen Mom OG Recaps That'll Change Your Life

More: Like This Teen Mom Recap? Join Me Here on Facebook! Farrah – Death is never an easy topic to discuss, but luckily for us fans of Ye Ole Teenage Mother we get to chat about it typically upwards of 10 times per season and, well, last night was no different. When Farrah gets a […]

Farrah – It’s basically day 2 of FroCo and Farrah’s employee Kiana is having a real hard time with the can-opener. And you want to know who isn’t being so supportive? Farrah. She’s eye-rolling her way to freedom as Kiana finds herself in quite the pickle. Luckily, Farrah gets to chat with Michael about this […]

Teen Mom OG is back! I added the “!” because I wasn’t sure if the eye-rolling emoji would translate here. Anyway, here we go. Once again I’m grateful to the trash boxes at MTV who made the decision to break the 4th wall and allow part of the show to be about, you know, actually […]

When all else fails on this show, make Butch (allegedly) contractually obligated to make amends to his kids on camera. The only catch? The rehab facility won’t let them film the amends. Um, I mean, how am I supposed to know if I have a drug problem unless I see someone else’s amends, live, on […]

Catelynn – It’s the day we’ve all been waiting for, I assume. It’s Cate and Tyler’s wedding day! Well, they have to have the rehearsal first. It’s at a castle. Everyone is wearing shorts and tank tops of sorts. The wind has been let out of Butch’s sail because Tyler had to let him know […]

Farrah – It’s another week and another episode where Farrah drags Baby Goop to the highway to talk about Daddy Derrick, but this time there’s a surprise. Apparently Daddy Derrick’s family adopted a mile of highway in Derrick’s name so now there’s a giant sign where Farrah and Baby Goop can take pictures in front of. […]

Farrah – Pack the extra hair extensions (that we can always see the tracks on) because Farrah is heading overseas for a spell and needs to drop Baby Goop with anyone who hasn’t had rabies before and may know their way around an Epi-pen. But first, she wants to spend as much time with Sophia as […]

So I’m bummed I missed last weeks crapisode because I just got caught up and got to see the squalor that Tyler’s sister, Amber, left his house in. There were legit holes smashed through the glass, doors kicked apart, blankets matted to the wet dirt in the side yard and, I’m sure if I hit […]

It’s another victorious episode of Teen Mom and by “victorious” I mean, “35 minutes of commercials and two chronic ugly cries.” Let’s dig into it. Giggity. Farah – You know who loves her mother and father? Farrah. I know it’s hard to see her love as her face is filled with poison and she suffers […]

Farrah – It’s Baby Goop’s first day of second grade and she’s up, dressed, and ready to terrorize kids her own age, which is a nice change of pace. I wonder if she’ll bring weeds from the highway for Show & Tell day? Time will tell…and, er, show I guess. Per usual, Debra and Farrah fight […]

Is it just me or was anyone else hoping this would be the Christmas episode of Teen Mom OG? Sometimes I dream that Butch would be dressed as Santa, April would be Mrs. Claus and Brandon and Theresa are, of course, The Grinch (you know, since they basically stole Carly from Cate and Ty). Anyway, […]

It’s safe to say that this season’s Teen Mom is pretty much the pits. It’s also safe to say that I’ve missed a few episodes due to a self inflicted coma. It’s also safe to say that we’re all here this week strictly for Gary’s vasectomy. That’s right folks, Gary’s ding-a-ling-christmas-bells are getting a snippity-do-da-day right […]

I missed the live Tweeting of Teen Mom last night since I was flying the friendly skies and getting back from a much needed vacation. But if it’s one thing I do know (besides Spanish now) it’s that nothing brings the country back together quite like the new season on Teen Mom OG (which stands, […]

Was my television possessed by el diablo last night? There was only one commercial shown every 5 minutes and then the show ended at 10:40. Personally I loved it. Although I wet my pants twice due to lack of bathroom time. Either way, it was a real win-win. More: Watch the Insanity That is Beyonce’s […]

It’s the season finale of Teen Mom OG. How could it already be over? It seems like the season just started 72 weeks ago. Alas, here we are. Thanks for reading, sharing with your Facebook friends, and helping me to continue to sell out each and every week! Let’s get to it. Farrah – I guess […]

Farrah – You know what always makes me cringe, besides Farrah’s burnt red weave, is when Debra still talks in the baby voice to Baby Goop. When she shows up the hotel room to “hand deliver” her wedding invitation she basically baby talks Goop into a coma. I get that it’s cute when they’re, you know, […]

>> Follow Me on Twitter & Facebook to Continue the Teen Mom Conversation! << I know I’ve said that Gary and Amber were basically the Roseanne and Dan Connor of our generation and, well, they basically do live in Lanford, but as time goes on I think I’m going to start to elevate them to Ross & Rachael status. I […]

After the flu last week, both Teen Mom and I are back! And look at that…just in time for the season finale. Ole! Farrah – Things are really looking like they’re on the up and up for Farrah and Farrah’s frozen face-o-horror. First off, Simon is back! I mean, that man can certainly take a beating! […]

I don’t always recap the Teen Mom reunion because it’s a lot of same/same from the season, but today I’m here for the good old classic fighting between Marilyn Monroe and the Real-Life Glow Worm. Oh, you probably know them best as “Amber” and “Farrah.” I sometimes forget you guys aren’t in my head. Either […]

Amber – Since Ambjikistan spent last episode chasing chickens with Leah, that’s enough time needed so she and her new boyfriend, Dom DeLuise, are heading to Hawaii for a little vacation so (in their words) they can think about Leah and then send her a gift. So that’s cool. Is it just me or does Dom […]

> Follow Me on Twitter & Facebook to Continue the Teen Mom Conversation! < Well hello my good people of Teen Mom. So we meet again. This week is filled with a lot of action packed adventure and hijinx! I’m kidding. It is, of course, filled mainly with people sitting on oversized puffy leather couches and binge eating while the world’s […]

Jenelle – Oh hi, Jenelle. This week Jenelle gives a fully thought-out presentation to her lawyer on the 5 steps she’s planning on taking to get Jace back. I’m kidding, she basically tried to figure out ways to use her son to get criminal charges dropped against her so she can get into that glorious […]

Farrah — This trip to Italy is really never ending but, let’s just be clear, they saved the best for last. Farrah and Debz decide to head out to an Italian karaoke bar because, sure, why not. I mean, it makes sense since there’s just basically one country left that doesn’t hate us. The karaoke […]

I wanted to title this one “The One Where Everyone is Pregnant” but I just figured that was a given since if it’s one thing we’ve learned from 25 years of Teen Mom episodes it’s that when doing naughty boom boom feels good, the hell with protection! This week we learn that Gary’s Polygamist Sect […]

Well apparently MTV is just taking requests from me at this point. Last week we had the second coming of Christ in the “Being Barbara” special and now we have “Being Butch.” While I’m putting things out there to MTV, how about: Being Suzi (on a bender) or Being Janet (Jo’s mom) or Being Debra […]

Well, well, well, looks like we’re all back! I missed last week as I was traveling, so let’s just pretend the first episode never happened. Oh, also did you know I did a video with Debra last week?! Check it out here. We all drank beers, wine, and she talked smack about Maci and Barb. […]

Farrah – How come almost every scene with Farrah involves a cooking class or a unicorn? I was getting a bit bored until the scene with Debz OG popped up where she had to call Dr. David so he could wish her a happy birthday. He pretty much cut her off, ‘yeah, yeah, yeah’d’ her to […]

Is it just me or is Teen Mom on for an hour, but there are about 46 minutes of commercials? It’s like we watch Amber curled up on the couch looking out the window and then they go to commercial. Then they come back and Catelynn is laying on her bed…and then they go to […]

Well folks, Teen Mom OG is back! Let’s just jump right into last night’s episode because you know how this all works. Ole! Farrah – Everything is making complete sense in Farrah’s world. Larry the producer is back in action and ready to film until his backdoor explodes apparently because Farrah has ordered a Port-a-Potty […]

Farrah – So looks like Farrah did end up buying that mini horse for Baby Goop. The producers want to stay outside and play with the horse and Goop instead of going inside and risking their lives talking to Farrah. Eh, at least they get to have fun wearing shoe covers like they’re heading into surgery […]

Farrah – News of Debz upcoming wedding is really making the rounds. So much so that Jenelle apparently called Farrah (can you imagine how that call went?!) to let her know that Debra invited Jenelle’s ex-husband, Cortland, to her wedding. I’m a little offended I never made the final guest list, but I don’t have a […]