50+ Teen Mom 2 Recaps, Episode Guides and Constant Yelling from Barb

Keep smiling, keep shining…knowing you can always count on my (oh for sure), ’cause that’s what friends are for. I can’t believe it’s the end of another season of Teen Mom 2. It seems like this season just started 19 months ago and now look at us! We’re saying goodbye. But before we go let’s […]

Jenelle – I love when Barb is in the first scene of the episode. I don’t like when no one will really talk to her so we can’t hear any of her words of wisdom/screaming. These are things that I do and I do not like. Now that that’s settled…Jenelle seems to think Barb has something […]

It’s a real treat from the Teen Mom gods when they pull together a clip show of old highlights from past reunions. It’s like when The Golden Girls used to go down memory lane when they didn’t feel like filming new episodes. Just me? It’s always nice to see all the different heads that Chelsea […]

Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in 15 minutes Retweet everything I write or the #terrorists win! — IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014 I missed last week, but think I'm all caught up…Leah is addicted to Tums, right? #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014 Aubree is totally an accomplice in her "daddy drives lawsuit." Moreover, her mom […]

Well, well, well. Looks likes another season of Teen Mom 2 has snuck up on me. I didn’t even know it was back until I looked down at my DVR at 10pm and saw the red light was on. I was like, what? And then saw it was DVR’ing (or ‘taping’ as I still like […]

Jenelle – Just when Jenelle thought she was finally going to be able to get in front of Judge Judy to see if she could buy back Jace from Barb, the real mother (Mother Nature) had her say and threw a hurricane basically in their backyard and canceled their court date. I mean, if there couldn’t […]

Is it just me or does this season seem like it’s been going on since 1989? At this point I’m expecting Leah’s kids to become grandparents, y’all! Jenelle – This wedding planning (also known as ‘This Here Wedding’) is in full force and Jenelle is shuttling back and forth to NYC (again, and wouldn’t visit me […]

Suzi is BACK this episode and I'm at exactly 4,000 followers. This is like when Jesus turned water into Zima Lite #TeenMom2 # MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 21, 2014 I'm glad Chelsea has her license so she can officially turn everyone in her Dakota a firery ginger #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 21, […]

Leah – Welcome back to the crossover episode where Intervention meets Hoarders, you know, mixed in with a little Judge Judy of sorts, y’all! In case you were wondering if Leah’s kids were still hungry or thirsty from last episode…they are. This week Ali Shamanty with the blond hair is hanging on the refrigerator […]

I was pretty confused about what the Teen Mom 2 season finale was really about. At first I figured it was going to be a COPS-style episode between Javi and Kail, but after their 2 minute fight was over it basically turned into everyone getting ready to head on out to the taping of the […]

Who doesn’t love a Teen Mom 2 season finale when 15 different weddings are taking place? Ok well maybe just 2. And, let’s be real, Chelsea’s doesn’t count because she already got married 11 times. Allegedly. Jenelle – Here’s the thing about this last episode. Believe it or not nothing really happened. The weddings did take place, […]

I'm ready to talk about non-teenage mothers in 4 minutes. #TeenMom #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 When Adam's in jail, drag racing takes on a whooooole new meaning #TeenMom #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 Chelsea is morphing into a Fraggle right before my very eyes #TeenMom #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August […]

Well here we are again. It seems like just 7 days ago we all together. Oh wait. Math is tough. Anyway let’s just get right into it. Who fought? Who lost their kids? Who isn’t a teen anymore? I’ll answer none of that and less. More: 35+ Designer Handbags to Die Over in 2016 Jenelle […]

Teen Mom 2 is back, y’all! Be sure to share this recap with your friends on Facebook so I can keep recapping all the live-long-day! Let’s get right into it… Jenelle – We haven’t seen Jenelle in a while so, let’s be honest, who knows how much havoc she’s really been wreaking lakely. Know what I […]

It seems like just 143 episodes ago and the season started. Now we’re at the reunion already! Time sure flies when your Mondays are absolute nightmares. This time around it appears they’re trying to make this reunion more like a Real Housewives reunion by seating all the moms together on the couches at the […]

I’m ready to give some teenage mothers some attention. Whoever retweets me the most for next hour gets a special msg! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014 Barb is back in blue! It’s like olden days when Barb was slicin’ deli meat and yelling at people. So same/same #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) […]

Jenelle – Oh hi, Jenelle. Apparently I missed an episode or a season because after dating David for what seems like the in-between-time during The Walking Dead seasons, Jenelle asks him to move in with her. Might as well just suction cup out your Nuva-Ring and poke as many holes in the condoms as you […]

Briana – We pick up right where we basically left off last week…in a greasy burger joint waiting to hear if Luis was playing “hide the boom boom” on Briana. Either MTV fast-forwarded through that scene or I blacked out because when I came to Briana was back home filling in her mom and […]

Jenelle – Oh, hi Jenelle. Not a lot is really new with Jenelle these days, in regards to “the land” of course. Actually they now have grass so, take THAT society! Meanwhile, apparently Nathan’s mom pulled the “gotcha gotcha” on Jenelle because she’s taking her to court over potential bruises she found on Kaiser (allegedly) […]

Almost time for Jenelle's baby shower. I'm guessing sliced Walmart deli meat, kool-aid and regret. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014 RT if you're following along with the IBBB live tweet. RT twice if that made me sound like a tool. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014 A wine and steak […]

Welcome back my friends of Ye Old Teenage Mother! Let’s recap our way to freedom… Jenelle – Barb is such a barrel of laughs (and possible monkeys) in this episode. She’s so young and carefree. I wonder if she’s been contacted by Dancing With the Stars like I pray to Jesus Claus each and every […]

I’m baaaaack! After a quick vacation I’m ready to recap the absolute hell out of this episode. I mean, I guess. Jenelle – Apparently we’re experiencing the aftermath of Jenelle getting engaged to David on a mountain and now they’re celebrating by basically eating in a prison cafeteria and talking about how they don’t know […]

I feel like I’ve said this before, but I honestly don’t know what this show is about anymore, what the timeline is, and what is actually going on. Am I the only one? Either way, this entire crapisode centers around everyone getting ready to film the reunion. I’m sorry now, are we talking about the […]

I may or may not be drunk live tweeting Teen Mom. Join me? #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014 Even though Jenelle is due any day I think she can still fit in one last abortion! #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014 oh hi jenelle #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) September […]

Welcome back folks! We had a nice little break while I was away and then MTV showed a repeat the second week, which made my heart squeal with delight. I missed you all and none of you all at the same time. I jest. Let’s get right into it… Jenelle – Just when you think […]

Jenelle – Apparently moving day lasts 6-weeks because Jenelle and David are still moving into their new house. Oh, and did I mention that the phrase that pays is “the land.” These two are really loving having “the land” and a house on “the land” and a place like “the land.” I mean, what’s so great about […]

While the crapisode was a royal mess (shoutout to the royal wedding so I resonate with “the kids”), I have to admit I’m totally digging how all the teen moms are filming the same scenes together. Plus, I love a garbage dump of a storyline so that fact that almost each teenage mother was basically […]

Teen Mom season finale time! Drink every time Jace flinches at the sound of voices. #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) October 2, 2014 Vee and Jo should keep talking so Issac can finish climbing that tree by himself and hijinks can ensue #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) October 2, 2014 Kail thinks Issac should have […]

Jenelle – We’re fresh off the showdown between David (‘the worst boyfriend she’s evvvah had!’) and Barb (the wind beneath our wings) and this time around Jenelle wants to try and pretend it never happened and she wants to talk to Barb because, you guessed it, she wants to see if she can have Jace for […]

Briana – Looks like we’re all still trying to ride that adoption train until the wheels come off. Briana has to head over to her ultrasound appointment because apparently she’s 72 months pregnant and it’s a requirement. She’s even invited her baby daddy (am I allowed to say that?) with her and, well, because this is […]

Welp. I missed one week and apparently Kail has gone through so many men that she now looped all the way around to women. I say good for her. Also even though I’m the writer of this mess I need to say, “I’m here for Don.” As you know, Don is allegedly Kail’s girlfriend. She […]

I missed the recap last week and the amount of hate-mail I received was at an all time high. It’s like me and Mother Theresa are the same person. I am, of course, talking about Theresa Guidice. But you knew that. Jenelle – If it’s one storyline that has never been covered yet, it’s clearly the […]