50+ Teen Mom 2 Recaps, Episode Guides and Constant Yelling from Barb

  Leah – Since I don’t believe in watching anything on television besides reality shows where teenagers become mothers, I missed the fact that Leah’s home-state of West Virginia is flooded and there’s devastation everywhere.  Personally I feel like it’s Mother Nature’s way of trying to clean the place up, but that’s just me.  I mean, […]

  Jenelle – Things are really looking up for Jenelle ever since she was found not-guilty of killing Nicole Brown-Simpson or the Menedez parents.  Phew!  She has been found guilty, however, of painting on her eyebrows so thick that they look like they’re about to give Jenelle a Sharpie-induced coma.  I think that’s a thing.  Either […]

Teen Mom 2 is BACK!  And this season they’ve gone the OG route, broke the 4th wall, and will actually, you know, reference that they’re filming a reality show.  All my 2017 wishes are now officially fulfilled. Well, except you sharing this recap and friending me on Facebook and Instagram.  That’s still out there. Jenelle […]

Well folks, we’re at yet another season finale for Teen Mom 2.  It seems like just 200 episodes ago the season started and now we’re at the close.  While we’re all shedding tears over that, it can only mean that Teen Mom OG must be right around the corner and we’ll all be back together […]

Jenelle – We’re fresh off the showdown between David (‘the worst boyfriend she’s evvvah had!’) and Barb (the wind beneath our wings) and this time around Jenelle wants to try and pretend it never happened and she wants to talk to Barb because, you guessed it, she wants to see if she can have Jace for […]

Welcome back folks!  We had a nice little break while I was away and then MTV showed a repeat the second week, which made my heart squeal with delight. I missed you all and none of you all at the same time.  I jest.  Let’s get right into it… Jenelle – Just when you think […]

Welcome back my friends of Ye Old Teenage Mother!  Let’s recap our way to freedom… Jenelle –  Barb is such a barrel of laughs (and possible monkeys) in this episode.  She’s so young and carefree.  I wonder if she’s been contacted by Dancing With the Stars like I pray to Jesus Claus each and every […]

Jenelle – Oh hi, Jenelle.  Apparently I missed an episode or a season because after dating David for what seems like the in-between-time during The Walking Dead seasons, Jenelle asks him to move in with her.  Might as well just suction cup out your Nuva-Ring and poke as many holes in the condoms as you […]

Well here we are again.  It seems like just 7 days ago we all together.  Oh wait.  Math is tough.  Anyway let’s just get right into it. Who fought?  Who lost their kids?  Who isn’t a teen anymore?  I’ll answer none of that and less. More:  35+ Designer Handbags to Die Over in 2016 Jenelle […]

  Leah – Welcome back to the crossover episode where Intervention meets Hoarders, you know, mixed in with a little Judge Judy of sorts, y’all!  In case you were wondering if Leah’s kids were still hungry or thirsty from last episode…they are.  This week Ali Shamanty with the blond hair is hanging on the refrigerator […]

Well, well, well.  Looks likes another season of Teen Mom 2 has snuck up on me.  I didn’t even know it was back until I looked down at my DVR at 10pm and saw the red light was on.  I was like, what?  And then saw it was DVR’ing (or ‘taping’ as I still like […]

Keep smiling, keep shining…knowing you can always count on my (oh for sure), ’cause that’s what friends are for.  I can’t believe it’s the end of another season of Teen Mom 2.  It seems like this season just started 19 months ago and now look at us!  We’re saying goodbye.  But before we go let’s […]

Ah young love! It’s so innocent and sweet. Remember when times were similar and you would drive around stalking your ex when they wouldn’t answer the phone? I’m sure you miss those days as much as you miss the results of how you look with braces and a laser background for your school pictures. Welp, […]

You wanna know who’s doing soooo well lately?  Leah.  I know, I was as surprised as you.  She’s present, fresh as a daisy and looks very put together.  I, of course, am kidding.  She is hell on earth.  Per usual I think the biggest mistake MTV made this season was not breaking the 4th wall […]

Remember when you were in high school and had to read a book and just bought the Cliff Notes and called it a day?  Well, welcome to my time machine because I’m currently traveling and so this will be the Cliff Huxtable Notes version of the Teen Mom 2 recap.  Oh, and by that I […]

  Domestic violence is never funny….usually.  When we’re talking about a couple of trash bags throwing haymakers over what I can only assume is awkward Myspace flirting with strangers, it’s a little funny.  Someone pulled the gotcha-gotcha on Jenelle and Nathan when a mystery person called 911 to report that they’re playing “Why’d you burn the […]

Welcome to another week of Teen Mom 2.  At this point I feel like we’re on episode 349, but that may just be me.  Here’s what I like best about Teen Mom 2:  I write about them on the regular and judge them like Judy, but you totally know they make more money then me […]

Hey y’all it’s time for another crapisode of “Teen Mom 2:  Now With More Commercials!”  Personally I love all the commercial breaks, as it provides me enough time to look out my window and ponder what it is I’ve actually done with my life to get me to the point where I am not only […]

Is it just me or is it tough having Teen Mom 2 air on a Thursday night?  I’m tired by the end of the week and can barely stay up.  That could be because I’m over 85 years old, but let’s not split the remaining hairs on my head.  Either way, we begin with Kail […]

>> Follow Me on Facebook and Twitter << That’s right folks, Teen Mom 2 is back!  I added the exclamation point because I’m trying to trick my mind into being excited about this.  Here’s the thing, I thought this show had its “series finale” 6 times already.  At this point Jace is a father of 2 […]

Teen Mom season finale time! Drink every time Jace flinches at the sound of voices. #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) October 2, 2014 Vee and Jo should keep talking so Issac can finish climbing that tree by himself and hijinks can ensue #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) October 2, 2014 Kail thinks Issac should have […]

I may or may not be drunk live tweeting Teen Mom. Join me? #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014 Even though Jenelle is due any day I think she can still fit in one last abortion! #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014 oh hi jenelle #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) September […]

Almost time for Jenelle's baby shower. I'm guessing sliced Walmart deli meat, kool-aid and regret. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014 RT if you're following along with the IBBB live tweet. RT twice if that made me sound like a tool. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014 A wine and steak […]

I’m ready to give some teenage mothers some attention. Whoever retweets me the most for next hour gets a special msg! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014 Barb is back in blue! It’s like olden days when Barb was slicin’ deli meat and yelling at people. So same/same #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) […]

I'm ready to talk about non-teenage mothers in 4 minutes. #TeenMom #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 When Adam's in jail, drag racing takes on a whooooole new meaning #TeenMom #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 Chelsea is morphing into a Fraggle right before my very eyes #TeenMom #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August […]

Suzi is BACK this episode and I'm at exactly 4,000 followers. This is like when Jesus turned water into Zima Lite #TeenMom2 # MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 21, 2014 I'm glad Chelsea has her license so she can officially turn everyone in her Dakota a firery ginger #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 21, […]

Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in 15 minutes Retweet everything I write or the #terrorists win! — IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014 I missed last week, but think I'm all caught up…Leah is addicted to Tums, right? #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014 Aubree is totally an accomplice in her "daddy drives lawsuit." Moreover, her mom […]

Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in under 1 hour. Let’s tee-off on some white-trash-with-new-money! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014 Annnnnd well there’s Nana Sandy! I’s hears yous ain’t goin’ to school todays cuz yous hurtin’? #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014 Good hair doesn’t run in Leah’s family genealogy. I blame rickets. #TeenMom2 […]

  …Barb assaulting a random little boy with a slide and then laughing it off.  Whoopsie doops! Check out the 44 Best Tweets from last night’s crapisode of Teen Mom 2 right here. 

Seems like the perfect night to live-tweet a little #TeenMom2. See you in 10! — IBBB (@ibbb) July 17, 2014 Welcome to the new season of #TeenMom2. There is no mathematical formula to know which baby Jenelle is on #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) July 17, 2014 Take a shot of Pitocin if Nathan bleached […]