Celebrity Rehab 3 With Dr. Drew and his oddly gray hair that hasn’t grown a half-centimeter in three seasons is back on Video Hits One, or VH1 as “the kids” call it, Thursday, January 7th at 10pm. Am I excited? Sure. I heart Intervention on A&E and so seeing some of my favorite fauxlebrities from […]
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Someone Check That Dog for Drugs
Did anyone witness that dog actually walking? My money is on that it’s a stuffed dog that has about $50,000 worth of coke shoved inside of it and Lindsay will simply drag that dog back to Camp Rehab. Anyway, Lindsay continues her nation-wide victory tour of rehab facilities and goes for a hike. As a […]
Lindsay’s Utah Rehab Rocks!!
I was jealous when Lindsay No Pants was at Promises Rehab because that place just looked awesome. Even when Lindsay was at Wonderland Rehab I was jealous because it seemed like a really nice hotel and I could certainly use some rest and relaxation. Once again I am very jealous of the rehab that Lindsay […]
Tanning Helps You Beat Addiction
According to my close friends at TMZ.com (they don’t know me) have some of the first pictures of Lindsay No Pants in sunny Utah and just taking a short break from rehab. I know that if I were to take a break from rehab (which I would never do…I mean even beginning attending rehab) my […]
Lindsay “With Child” in Rehab?
Is Lindsay No Pants “with child” while vacationing at Promise of a New Day Rehab in Malibu? Not really, but every other blog tends to circle the stomach of a celebrity and question if they’re pregnant, so I figured why not jump on the bumpwagon. More importantly, Lindsay went for a hike while in rehab […]
Lindsay Lohan Drives With Star Jones?
I don’t care what they say, rehab sounds like a blast. First off, you get all your meals cooked for you. Second, you get to not work. Third, you can work out all you want since there isn’t much else to do. Fourth, you clearly get to leave as much as you want. Tenth, you […]
Rehab is the New Anorexia and the Old “Child Out of Wedlock”
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (I only know what one of those words mean) has checked himself into rehab for a little too much of the drinky-drink. I think that’s the technical term for it. Actually he’s in a super fancy AA facility. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was working so much, according to People Magazine that he needed […]
Lindsay Thought She Was as Good as Dead
Here are some new pictures that have appeared out of nowhere of Lindsay No Pants, but we’ll get to that in a minute. In regards to her recent appearance at Wonderland Rehab to deal with her love of the drink, Lindsay Lohan has recently told News of the World: “I was really sick. I went […]
L. Lo Finishes Rehab, Celebrates at Club
Lindsay No Pants had checked out of Wonderland Rehab (just days after Mike Tyson checked in…coincidence?) and celebrated by hitting the club scene! Yeah, that seems safe. Isn’t that kinda like having a level-3 sex offender child molester work in a school? Now I’m not comparing Lindsay to a child molester, even though she sometimes […]
Robbie Williams Enters Rehab
It has just been reported by CNN (really?) that British pop singer, Robbie Williams, has decided to enter into a US Rehab center for a dependency of prescription drugs. Seriously, rehab is the new bulimia. It seems like everyone is going. While they didn’t say which rehab he was checking into, I can only hope […]