Join Me on Facebook and Let’s Get “Real Close” Like a little kid in Disney World for the first time, I don’t even know where to start. Danielle Staub (pronounced Staub) stopped by the Pix11 News, which apparently exists, and performed the new “da club” version of her battle hymn “Real Close.” And what performance […]
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Real Housewives of New Jersey. My Mind Just Imploded!
I don’t want to oversell this, but the best show that has ever been created is going to air on May 12th. I, of course, am talking about The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I’m almost speechless. Almost. To me, the Real Housewives of New Jersey seems like it’s going to be “The Naked Gun” […]
Andy Cohen’s Mom, Evelyn, May Be a National Treasure and is Definitely My New Obsession
After I finished icing my dingle-dangle from watching Real Housewives of Atlanta on Monday, like a battered husband, I went back for more and tuned into Watch What Happens Live where the special guest was NeNe Leakes. While Andy Cohen is my new arch nemesis since he refuses to ever have me work in the […]
Real Housewives of South Boston
I would find this completely offensive if it wasn’t 110% accurate. I thought I would share this as I want to live in a world where I can write an episode like this on the regular. Until Bravo smartens up and starts an actual Real Housewives of Boston series, bathe in some of the most […]
Teresa Totally Stole This Role from Gia (Fabulous!)
Join Me on Facebook! I don’t want to oversell this, but what you are about to watch will be the best thing that your eyes have ever seen and that includes the time you saw Oprah driving through Texas with Gayle sporting Levi 501 blues and full camel. Teresa, from Real Housewives of New Jersey, […]
Lynne Curtin Can Add Some New Cuffs to Her Collection. Hey Oh!
There’s nothing I like better than Lynne’s cuffs from The Real Housewives of Orange County. I love when she talks about her cuffs, I love when she shows off her cuffs, and I love when she draws out sketchesof her cuffs. Cuffs, cuffs, cuffs! They usually consist of cheap leather, a hot glue gun, and […]
I've Never Seen Vicki's Face Move So Much Before!
Apparently The Ivy is like a mosquito trap for Real Housewives cast members. Vicki from the OC and Ramona from NYC were all buddy-buddy at The Ivy over the weekend as well! Why wasn’t Kim photographed with them? What a real jip. Creepy Simon and Creepy Alex are going to have a field day […]
Finally It's Like the World is Back to Normal!
Check Out Real Housewives of Atlanta Recaps Here! The economy may be in the crap-shack, but I must admit that I feel some comfort in seeing Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta flashing her rack and smile for the paparazzi while walking into The Ivy in sunny LA over the weekend. While […]
TAMRAAAAA is Going to Lose Her Dried Out Fried Weave Over This!
Check Out Real Housewives of Orange County Recaps Here! Me gusta Gretchen, but Tamra must be so psyched to see these pictures of Gretchen on a boat kissing Slade that she’s probably not even going to have time to pimp out/have sex with her creepy son. And that’s saying a lot! You will remember Slade […]
Real Housewives of OC Reunion: Tamra is White Trash Garbage.
Who caught the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion special? Well I caught it like the flu. Overall it was a bit of a let-down, but I guess I compare it to the 57 car pileup that was the Atlanta Housewives reunion special. But let me just say this, I feel the need (as a […]
Real Housewives of New York City: Trainwreck Edition is About to Begin
Pistol whip your TIVO because the Real Housewives of New York City: Trainwreck Edition is about to start the hell up. The whole crazy-train gang attended the Season 2 Premiere Party at the Palace Hotel yesterday in New York City. I’m surprised they didn’t hold the premiere party at Simon and Alex’s crack-house in Brooklyn […]
Luann de Lesseps Alert! Er, I Mean Cuntess de Lesseps. Pardon My Ignorance.
Oh snap! You better be on your best behavior and put on your classy-pants because Countess Luann de Lesseps (the best one out of all the Lesseps) was on the red carpet at the JCPenney “Style Your Spring” event in New York City last night. So, uh, JCPenney? Oh yeah? I always assumed Luann was […]
Deshawn Snow Peaces Out of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Time to Downsize.
Seriously, I think I hit “tilt” on my Photoshopping skills. Anyfoundation, Deshawn Snow of Real Housewives of Atlanta “fame” will not be appearing in the next season of the show. Apparently, the producers don’t think that Deshawn is as trashtastic as the rest of the cast. That was the nice way to say it. I […]
Oprah Tries to Fix the Real Housewives of Orange County
Put a cork in your spray tan gun because Oprah’s giving away makeoverrrrrrrrs! Everybody gets a makeover. You get a makeover and you get a makeover and you get a makeover and you get a makeover. Everybody gets a makeooovvvverrrrrrr! Ok I’m done. Blessed Mother Oprah Winfrey decided that the chicks from Real Housewives of […]
She By Sheree Ain't Got No Skillz, Y'all!
Everybodies favorite fab-uh-lous Real Housewife of Atlanta who loves to date famous ath-uh-letes is appealing her divorce settlement so she can, in fact, get her hands on a 7 fig-uh deal! According to AccessAtlanta.com Sheree Whitfield has been painted, by her lawyers, as a “high school graduate with limited skills to earn income.” Therefore, she’ll […]
The Real Housewives of New York City: The Band is Back Together!
The New York premiere of “Bride Wars” really brought out all the A-listers the other night. There were many celebrities there, but that’s pretty boring. The Real Housewives of New York City also stopped by the blue carpet and it made me long for them. Of course crazy ass LuAnn Delesepps was there (minus her […]
Kim’s Wig Must Be Squealing With Delight! NeNe Gets Booted From Her House.
NeNe must have thought she only owed $29, but she really owed like $89. According to AccessAtlanta NeNe Leakes and her husband Greg have gotten the boot from the house that they were living in while filming the Real HOusewives of Atlanta. The broker for the home claims that NeNe and crew moved out in […]
Real HOusewives of Atlanta: Season Finale. What We’ve Learned.
Check Out Previews from the Reunion Show How’s the season over when I feel like I just started watching this Atlanta hurricane of horror? We learned a lot this episode and I’m smarter because of it. We learned that Kim continues her rein of terror on the suit jacket. We learned that Kim thinks that […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Preview. Kim and NeNe Fight It Out Like They’re on the Set of Maury. Sidenote: Curtis, You are Not the Father.
Whilst IBBB will be recapping the ever loving piss out of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion once it airs, here’s a little clippy clip of some of the smackdown between Lisa and Kim and then NeNe and Kim. At one point I’m pretty sure that NeNe talks about Kim’s weave, which really isn’t nice […]
Kim from Real Housewives and IBBB are OVER!
Are the kids still saying “dunzo?” Anywig, IBBB has some sad news to report. I had befriended crazy-ass Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta on Myspace and after some email correspondence Kim agreed to be interviewed for this brilliant blog. I actually told her that I couldn’t get enough of her constant drinking and smoking […]
Real Housewives of Atltanta Recap: What the Christ is a Sunset BBQ?
Before we even get into last nights episode, I have a question. Uh, why do they all make it seem like Atlanta is a different country. Sheree is always like, “The people of Atlanta look up to me for my fashion sense.” Kim always states that having money and connections gives you power for anything […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim Sings, I Die More Inside
Sure I’m a little late on my thoughts on this weeks episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, but I’ve been busy sitting down and stuff. Anyway, I almost want to get rid of everyone else on Real Housewives, except Kim and Nene. Ok, maybe Sheree can stay, but only because she’s the Claire Huxtable of […]
Dear Heidi, Welcome to Your Future!
Dear Heidi, Welcome to your future! Meet it. Its name is Kim Zolciak. It’s on Real Housewives of Atlanta. This shall be you. Best wishes! Signed, Fate www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack
Alex McCord Looks, Almost, Life Like
I love when I see photos of people and then try to figure out why I know them and then realize I don’t know them at all. Good story Moving on, Alex McCord of the Real Housewives of New York City, was taking in some of the fashion festivities at Bryant Park in NYC. Where […]