real housewives of orange county

We pick up where we left off last week which is, of course, the part where Alexis is being sent to the electric chair and we all get to watch.  Oh wait, she’s only going in for a nose job?  Then why is she crying like that whilst on the operating table?  She should be […]

It’s no secret that I’ve been lacking in the Real Housewives recapping department.  It’s partially because there are 16 different series on per week and it’s partially because Andy Cohen refuses to let me be the guest bartender in the club house.  Regardless and irregardless all at the same time, I’ve been able to catch […]

Get Social: Join IBBB When did RHOC turn into a worse show than Real Housewives of DC?  The bad news is that I’m stuck in Jury Duty and am trying to recap this crap from memory.  The good news is that once I’m free from my “civic duty” I shall be recapping my Jury Duty […]

Get Social:  Join Me Well folks if you ever wondered what it would have been like if Cindy-Lou Who went on Spring Break, well, wonder no more.  Vicki and Tamra have headed to Cabo San Lucas for a girls only long weekend as Vicki has convinced Tamra that she needs to “court her” and make […]

Be Social:  Join IBBB! Alright boys, girls, and those who have both a bonker and bunker because it’s story time with IBBB.  Pull up your nap mats and don’t fondle your neighbor because we’re about to discuss all the wonder that is RHOC (pronounced “Ahh-Hawk”). This time around Vicki is so busy woo-hoo’ing that she […]

Get Social:  Join Me! Get your Barker’s Beauties weave out of the waffle iron because it’s time to discuss another touching episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County.  Remember when we all were in awe about how much money these people had?  I’m pretty sure Tamra is moving into an apartment with the same […]

Get Social:  Join Me! Well we’re back where it all began…in Orange County.  Here are 12 things worth discussing during the season premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County: What in the Christmas F is Alexis Saying This Time? – It wouldn’t be a new season of Housewives With Orange Cunty’s if the cast wasn’t […]

Real Housewives of Orange County trashmember, Tamra Barney, packed up her fake tears, burnt weave, and knock-off sunglasses and moved on to dating her husband’s ex-best friend, Eddie Judge. Now in all fairness, Tamra is separated from her husband, Simon, and deserves to be plowed until the cows come home like the rest of the […]

If you kissed Vicki Gunval(burp)…Vicki Gunvals (hmmmrph)….Vicki Gu (bleh)….Vicki Gunvalson would you brag about it?  That’s the real crime here.  According to Star Magazine and Nostradamus, while vacationing in Puerto Vallarta Vicki started flirting and dancing with a 25 year old college student, Mike Pullin (the poor mans Brad Ferro)…and it ended in a kiss […]

Did other things happen in last nights crapisode of Real Housewives of Orange County besides Lynne’s drunken meltdown?  Sure.  Are we going to go into detail about those things?  Nope. If you missed the episode let me catch you up.  Stuff happened.  Caught up?  Good.  The most important part of the show was the last […]

You know what you do when you’re going through a divorce and are on a reality show where your wife is a trash bag?  You guessed it! You blog about it!  This time, however, Simon (the husband of Tamraaaaa from the Real Housewives of Orange County) is taking to the Bravo website to air his […]

Uh oh!  Someone cue the tears that Tamra likes to cry without ever actually having any liquid come out of her eyes and roll down her Botox’d cheeks.  Radar Online is exclusively reporting that Tamra Barney’s husband, Simon, from the Real Housewives of Orange County has filed for divorce and is claiming that Tamraaaaaaa (!!!) […]

So does Bravo know that we saw the “fight” episode last week at Lynne’s Cuffs Fiesta?  Yeah, so how come this time when they’re showing it the conversation is a bit…uh…different?  Do they not think that losers like me sit home on the weekends, hungover, watching this crap on repeat?  Actually, that’s a lie.  I […]

Well folks, here we are again.  Bravo is spewing out “Real Housewives” seasons like Scooby Doo sequels being released direct to DVD.  This time we are blessed by Santa Christ to catch up with the Real Housewives of Orange County.  Spoiler Alert: Everyone is f*ckin’ broke as a joke.  However, some things have remained the […]