Sure I took a break from recapping RHONY, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t watching. I tuned in week after week (after week, after week) to see if this was the episode where Aviva unvelcro’d her leg and threw it onto the floor. Each week I was disappointed that it never seemed to happen but, after […]
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RHONY Recap: The Museum of Sex and George’s Funeral Plans for Ramona
I don’t even know what this show is about anymore, yet I’m ok with that. We pick right up where we left off last week which was the celebration of Aviva’s father’s engagement to his 24 year old girlfriend. And what better place to have an upscale engagement party than the Museum of Sex in […]
Real Housewives of NYC: Dog Ashes, Dog Ashes We All Fall Down!
*The remainder of the RHONY recaps will take place, right here, at Camp IBBB. I thank Redbook for the opportunity and will be sure to mention them in my future Emmy acceptance speech. Sonja’s dog died over a year ago so it only makes sense that this will be the episode where she removes his […]
Real Housewives of New York City NEW Opening Tag Lines for 2014
*Please note this video was taken with a 1987 camcorder and uploaded via my Apple IIc Since I am sans life I was, of course, beside myself with excitement that Bravo was showing a surprise 30 minute sneak peek into the new season of Real Housewives of New York City. And by “excitement” I mean […]
My Night With the Real Housewives of New York City…No, For Real.
That Oprah is really onto something with that whole “dreaming big” business. I tested this out recently and presto chango I was invited to a filming of the Real Housewives of New York City. It’s. Just. That. Easy. By the way, I used the word ‘filming’ vs ‘taping’ since this is quite the classy website […]
Real Housewives of New York City: Ramona Isn’t So Much Pregnant as Her Vagina Is Basically Out of Business
It’s the last crapisode of the season and I can honestly say I don’t know one thing that actually happened in the last 8 episodes. Well, Jill got a whole new face, so there’s that. This final episode of Real Housewives was basically like watching Teen Mom in reverse. But, before we get to Ramona […]
Real Housewives of New York City: Beauty, Class, and Elegance Captured in a Music Video…In Beautiful, Classy, and Elegant Atlantic (Burp) City
This isn’t the Plaza Hotel, this is LuAnn’s music vide-O. Once in a while I think that Santa Christ looks down on me and my pathetic little life and provides be with a treat. This treat, my friends (oh yeah), was this episode of of Real Housewives. The fact that almost the entire crapisode focuses […]
Real Housewives of New York City: My Super Scripted Sweet Sixteen
What in the name of all things Zarin was going on in this entire episode?! Now I don’t do drugs, as users are losers and losers are users so don’t do drugs (DON’T do drugs)…if you know a user even part of the time, tell ’em to quit and take a bite out of crime! […]
Real Housewives of NYC Recap: All “The Olds” are Doing the Sexy
Welcome! This isn’t the Plaza Hotel, this is IBBB…things suck around here. Get used to it. For 7 days now Bravo has been throwing commercials at me like grenades talking about the “fallout from Morocco” so how come for the first 15 minutes of this snoozefest I’m forced to watch “the olds” get sexy with […]
Real Housewives of New York City: I Kinda Think Santa is Going to Fix It
For the love of camel jokes are we still in Morocco? I must have missed over 14 episodes or something because apparently after the “big fight” between Ramona and Jill both ladies of leisure are acting like they’ve been gang banged in a rusty dumpster and, well, I’m almost certain only one of them has. […]
Real Housewives of New York City: Money Can’t Buy You Well Behaved Camels (My Friend!)
Like a working whore at a gang bang, let’s dive right in. We pick up right where we left off from last week, which if you recall is when the psychic was telling Ramona that her husband basically is either banging some other chick or some other chick is trying to bang him. I mean, […]
Real Housewives of New York City: No Wire Hangers…EVER!
Similar to these middle-aged women (woman) on a trip overseas I too was traveling last night, so I shall be recapping this from memory without the luxuries of things like my DVR or a keg. Let’s see how this goes. Let’s just call it like it is. I have no idea where in the holy […]
Real Housewives of New York City: A Drunk Ramona is a Fun Ramona
Join Me on Facebook & Twitter! So who in Morocco is LuAnn banging that she is trying to convince everyone and their mother to go on this trip? I love how on these shows they make it seem like they’re just randomly discussing ideas for fun trips they can take and then all of a […]
Real Housewives of NYC: With Special Guest Appearance from the Bruise on Sonja’s Ass
Be Social: Join Me on Facebook & Twitter Time for another crapisode of the Real Housewives of New York City. And if it’s time for another episode it must be time for some more “modeling exposure” for Ramona. I’m not going to lie, I could watch Ramona walk down a runway or “pose” during a […]
Real Housewives of NYC: The One with All the Awkward Parties
Join IBBB on Facebook & Twitter Grab your Fivel Moskewitz doll and your copy of the Country Mouse and the City Mouse because Jill Zarin is back, ladies and gentlemen (greeters). She looks fresh and alive status quo after her big trip down under in the land of Australia. I assumed once we saw her […]
Real Housewives of New York City: Horses and Sand Angels is the New Satchels of Gold
Get Social: Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! I’m pretty sure no one will be reading this recap today as the Royal Wedding has taken over the world and, well, I blame Disney and you better start blaming them too. Anycrumpets, if you’re a horse lover you’re going to love this crapisode of RHoNYC. How’s […]
Real Housewives of New York City: Ramona’s Runway Walk 2.0 (Wheels Sold Separately)
Get Social: Join IBBB While the cat’s away, the mice will play so it only makes sense that Jill Zarin isn’t in this episode as she is traveling in Australia most likely feeding kangaroos her potato latkes and asking them if they liked it. But just because Jill is away and Bravo didn’t want to […]
Real Housewives of New York: Stop Saying “Manners”
Join Me on Facebook! Is it just me or are there Housewives shows on every other day? I can’t keep up. I’m kidding. Of course I can. I schedule my life around this and, well, let’s just say there’s not a lot of schedule maneuvering that I have to do. But I digest. I’m pretty […]
Real Housewives of New York City Recap: It Only Makes Sense That There is Ramona Wine on the Market
Get Social: Join Me! Hello everybody it’s me, LuAnn, as you knoooow! It’s not, but I’m glad that Real Housewives of NYC is back as it increases that chances that we’ll all be living in a world where LuAnn will be “sing-talking” to us. It’s been a while since this classically trained wreck was on […]
Real Housewives of New York City Reunion Part 3 of 2,093: Are Jill and Bethenny Friends Again?
Join Me on Facebook! Well we’re down to the final reunion for the Real Housewives of New York City. I’m pretty sure this could be turned into an additional 14 episodes if Andy kept on reading viewer mail from people who think Jill is a b*tch and if the discussion centered around how crazy train […]
…and Ramona, IBBB’s Been a Sh*thead to You Too and Please Forgive Me (stomp foot)!
Join Me on Facebook! There are some things in life that bring me so much effing happiness. And those “some things” are provided by the hundreds of thousands of hours of television that I watch. Bravo is churning out “Real Housewives” seasons like spinoffs of Law & Order and, you know what, that is fine […]
Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Apparently LuAnn’s Boyfriend is Ross Geller
Join Me on Facebook! Basically three things happened in the season finale of Real Housewives of New York City: Bethenny and Jill meet up for lunch, LuAnn “performs” her song “Money Can’t Buy You Class” (we’ll get to that in a second), and Ramona finally finishes her renewal process from hell. Let’s take a walk […]
Wait, So Kelly Bensimon Really is Crazy? Spoiler Alert: Yes.
So apparently Kelly from Real Housewives of New York City really did go kind of crazy in last weeks crapisode. I knew it wasn’t editing (you learn a lot from “The Hills”) but I suspected she may have been playing up “the crazy” for the cameras. Well, all the cast members of Real Housewives took […]
The Real Housewives of New York City: So Who’s Putting the 5150 on Kelly?
Elegance is learned, my friend. Elegance is learned, oh yeah. Elegance is leaaaaaaarrrrrnnnnned! Oh sorry, I didn’t realize you were all here. So what in the holiest of all hells was up with Kelly Bensimon on last nights Real Housewives of New York City? All the editing in the free world couldn’t have made her […]
You Mean She Wasn’t Saying, “LA Gets the Girl….My Friend?”
Well maybe I would have known that Countess LuAnn de Levorced was actually singing “Elegance is Learned….My Friend” if the majority of her sh*t-show of a “song” didn’t sound like they used that special effect that Cher used in “Do You Believe…” you know, when it sounds like she’s singing through the telephone in a […]
From Kodak to JCPenney, the Recession Hurts People
No matter how many times I see her, Jill Zarin always reminds me of the girl mouse from An American Tale. Anyfival, some of the Real Housewives of New York City got paid to show up at the Eco-Friendly Denim Drive at JCPenney in the Manhattan Mall over the weekend. Wow how the mighty have […]
Ramona’s Runway Walk: Real Housewives of New York City
No news here. I just can’t wait for the upcoming episode of Real Housewives of New York City so that I can see Ramona Singer walking the runway during a fashion show in which she looks like Vicki the Robot from “Small Wonder” on an acid trip to Venus during the Civil War. Just me? […]
Crazies Who Hang Together, Stay Together
So when did these two become so buddy-buddy? Ramona Singer, her renewal, Alex McCord, and Alex’s Route 1 Ramada Inn bedspread all headed out to the grand opening of “Housing Work’s Hell’s Kitchen” yesterday in New York City. I have no idea what two of those words mean. Regardless, they were there mugging it up […]
So Does Ramona Make Money Every Time She Says, “Renewal?”
What is it about Ramona that makes me want to watch her on a constant loop? Ramona Singer and Alex McCord from Real Housewives of New York City stopped by Good Day NY (which may be the worst show on television next to Good Day LA) to talk about what’s been going on so far […]
Real Housewives of New York New Cast? If Ramona Gets Replaced, I Quit Life.
Blah. Even these photos look like they suck. The Real Housewives of New York attended their premiere party the other night at Tenjune in NYC. Fitting. So here’s the breakdown. We have Bethenny Frankel (the Stewie Griffin of the group), along with Ramona Singer, Ramona’s eyes, Alex McCord, Alex’s flapjack boobs, and a couple of […]
Real Housewives of New York City Preview: Ramona Dancing, Ramona Walking the Runway. Enough Said.
Every time I see a commercial on Bravo telling me it’s going to be an “explosive season” I never really believe it….until now. The Real Housewives of New York City starts up their new season on March 4th and I’m pretty sure they all hate each other. I’m also pretty sure that each housewife is […]
No I Didn’t Draw This: Kelly Bensimon on the Cover of Playboy (Animated Edition?)
You know how I sometimes (aka “all the time”) photoshop pictures of Heidi Montag’s new head onto random objects like mannequins, beavers, and the like? Well, it looks like the folks over at Playboy basically did the same thing, but this time they tapped into the experts over at Hanna Barbera to help with the […]