Funny Real Housewives of New Jersey Recaps Like You've Never Read Before

Sellout Opportunity: Vote for Me Here for MTV TJ (just fill out @ibbb).  Back to your regularly scheduled programming. I miss Dina already.  And obviously I’m not alone.  My other personality misses her too.  Also Carolina, Jacqueline, and Teresa miss her whilst they’re having lunch and she is not there.  Teresa must be in mourning […]

Time for another Crazy-Bag-o-Real-Housewives-of-New-Jersey!  It was Bravo overload last night.  Here’s what went down, besides Danielle and Kim G on the stripper pole, last night on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Join Me on Facebook! We’re back from the “…to be continued” from last week where Dina and her pink strands of hair are meeting […]

Update:  My Exclusive Interview With Kim G from the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Join Me on Facebook! Here’s what went down, last night, on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa and Barney Rubble are heading home to their legit castle with the new baby.  On the way home “Tre” tries to convince Barney that […]

Join Me on Facebook! Welcome to another recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey.  This sh*t better start getting good because I’m losing hope that we’re really going to see a train wreck.  I mean, I know it’s coming but I don’t want to have to wait until the last episode and waste all these […]

Join Me on Facebook!  You’ll Hate It! Open up your kitchen garbage bag and scatter the trash all over your couch; grab a 6-pack of Zima, a small bottle of Chambord, and a huge plastic crazy straw; and spray yourself with a mix of your 1988 free samples of Exclamation and Drakkar Noir because it’s […]

Go get your prosciutto sandwich out of the oven and start mopping your friggin linoleum floors because the Real Housewives of New Jersey is back!  Now I don’t know how they’re ever going to top the table flip from last year, but since Dina, Caroline, Theresa, and Jacqueline have been on a media blitz for […]

Has it been almost a year already?  It seems like just yesterday I was watching the last episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey and thinking, “How am I going to make it through a whole year without this garbage?”  I remember writing a living-will, you know, just in case.  Well I made it through […]

Obviously there’s gotta be somethin’ else!  And you know what?  There was.  Our very own prostitution whore, Danielle Staub, from Real Housewives of New Jersey has won a little court case that, wait for it….wait for it….was all caught on camera by the folks at Bravo and will be seen during the next season of […]

Well if that face doesn’t ring in the New Year, I don’t know what does!  Danielle Staub from the Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrated the New Year with her alleged boyfriend, Dr. Michael Fiorillo at the China Club in NYC.  Random drunken sources are also claiming that her boyfriend is also her plastic surgeon […]

  I’m like Pavlov’s dog.  Every time I see a picture of Teresa from Real Housewives of New Jersey, I automatically slam my hands down and yell “Engaged 19 times!?”  Well it’s either that or my turrets.  The results haven’t come back yet.  Anyhairline, Teresa Giuduce attended the 2009 “My Hero” Gala for AIDS in […]

  Regis and Kelly’s 2009 Halloween Spectacular – “Real Housewives” Parody @ Yahoo! Video Sure this is a few days old by now, but I like to not blog on the weekends so that I can drink a lot and take many naps.  Many naps.  Anycrap, Regis and Kelly dressed up as about 1500 different […]