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Funny Real Housewives of New Jersey Recaps Like You've Never Read Before


The new season of RHONJ is finally back on  10.4.17! So why not get all caught up on your favorite trash-bag friends from Jersey and welcome back Danielle Staub with open tanned arms.

RHONJ Season 8 Premiere Recap: Danielle Staub is Back, Baby!

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: October 4, 2017

RHONJ Recap Season 8 Episode 1 October 4 2017

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is officially back (genuflect).  We’ll be crapping the ever-loving shiz out of the season.  Let’s go! RHONJ is back and here’s everything we need to discuss from the season premiere! 1.  Death Makes it Tough to Make Jokes: As we know by this point, Tre’s mom passes away and […]

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The New Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Taglines are Bananas

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: September 29, 2017

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Because we’re all ready to finally dive in to the newest season of RHONJ! And the Real Housewives of New Jersey taglines for season 8 have officially arrived and, well, they don’t really disappoint!  As we know there’s a new member of the cast, Margaret Josephs, and she’s really summing up what we can expect […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle, real housewives of new jersey recap

Watch Now: The New Season of RHONJ is Here and Teresa Flips a Chair!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: August 22, 2017

I couldn’t be more excited that FINALLY the newest season of Real Housewives of New Jersey is here!  It’s debuting on October 4th and there’s a new cast member we’re already scratching our head over.  It seems like this season Dolores and Siggy are ready to throw down, Danielle Staub is back (!!), Theresa and […]

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Teresa and Joe’s Sentencing…as Told by RHONJ Teresa Gifs!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: October 2, 2014

1. When I woke up and remembered sentencing started at 10am, I opened up every piece of social media and was like… 2.  And then I waited…and waited.  And then waited some more.  Then I waited again and was like… 3.  Then I read the Tweet that Joe’s sentencing was ready to begin and I […]

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RHONJ Recap: Why Amber’s Crying May Impact Her Tomato Sauce Supply

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: September 8, 2014

We’re on Week 8 of “We Already Know You’re Going to Jail, We Just Want to Know for How Long.”  Even though RHONJ is taking a hit in the ratings I’m still on for 2 reasons.  (1) I want to see what the behind-the-scenes is really like and (2) I haven’t had a life since […]

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RHONJ Recap: From Chicken Coops to Dunkin Donuts Shaming

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: August 11, 2014

If it’s one thing we can all relate to, it’s never humiliate someone enough that they’re embarrassed to show their spray-tanned face at the local Dunkin Donuts.  For those of you reading this in the parts of the world where Dunkin Donuts doesn’t exist, first off, hi Tajikistan (!) and second, Dunkin Donuts is basically […]

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RHONJ Recap: The One Where Everyone Dresses Like Sluts and Pulls Hair

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: August 4, 2014

Well I’m officially back from vacation and am trying to remember how to type and form sentences so bear/bare/beer with me whilst I recover from numbing my brain with sun and booze.  Also, by the time I got back to my apartment my DVR was on fire.  Apparently I recorded a lot of bad reality […]

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RHONJ Recap: Christmas Before Prison Never Been Sicker

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: July 21, 2014

We’re celebrating the Christmas season (and no other religious celebration) in New Jersey this week.  Truth be told, every day is like Christmas when you’re in New Jersey.  I mean, I just hear that.  I will, of course, never set foot in that state as I am allergic to hair gel and gold chains.  Allegedly. […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jersey is the New Black

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: July 14, 2014

What seems like the amount of time it takes for Mad Men to come back on the air, RHONJ is finally back!  And the first thing I want to know is the same as what everyone else wants to know.  Where can we get Kathy’s cannoli?  I jest.  We won’t be seeing as much of […]

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First Look at the Real Housewives of New Jersey July Premiere (Video)

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: May 14, 2014

Christmas has come early for those “sans life” like me!  Bravo has just released a video preview of the new season of Real Housewives of New Jersey that’s slated to premiere on July 13th, 2014.  I hear that they’re still waiting to shoot the sentencing of Teresa and Joe and, well, I’m all in for […]

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RHONJ Recap: Hurricane Sandy Missed a Few

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: September 30, 2013

Is it too soon for Hurricane Sandy Duncan jokes?  I’d assume “no” but I am typically sans social graces.  We’ve finally arrived to the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey so that can only really mean one thing; we are ready for the fist-fight to end all fist-fights.  Watching the tall-challenged throw […]

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RHONJ Recap: Calm as a Cucumber with a Hedgehog Hairline

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: September 23, 2013

I’d like to place an order.  Yeah, I’d like a large Italian sub with no tomatoes and no hots.  How much is that?  How long will that  be?  End scene.  Also, and scene.  I can honestly say that each week the Real Housewives of New Jersey is on I always want an Italian sub.  Always. […]

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RHONJ Recap: An Adult Man is Johnny the Greek

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: September 16, 2013

After traveling and the like I’m finally able to watch and recap another crapisode of Real Housewives of the Armpit of the Nation.  I was concerned that I had missed too much and I would never be able to understand what is happening but, alas, after seeing legit 11 seconds worth of footage…I’m back to […]

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RHONJ Recap: The One Where Everyone Blows a Horse for 45 Minutes

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: September 2, 2013

Happy Labor Day, my American friends!  For those of you reading this “over the seas” and don’t know what Labor Day is, it’s basically the time when the 3 Wise Men rode their Segways throughout middle America trying to track down Lewis and Clarke so that the Tooth Fairy could let us know if we […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Who Cares? It’s My Birthday!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: August 19, 2013

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“First I was 1, then I was 2, then I was 3, then I was 4…now I am not 4.”  Who cares about this show because today is my birthday!  I have written dozens of letters (via magazine cut-outs) and mailed them to Gia (z-snap) to see if she would be kind enough to sing […]

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RHONJ Recap: When Ellen Met Rosie

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: August 5, 2013

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It’s amazing how quickly you can get bored when people aren’t throwing punches and rubbing their shoe polished head all over the place.  It’s week 2 of the New Jersey Peace Treaty and I’m not entirely sure what this crapisode was about.  One thing I do know for sure is that Sizzle Tans has an […]

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RHONJ: Drunken Trust Falls are the Best Falls

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: July 29, 2013

It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for, for what seems like 3 seasons now.  The time has finally arrived.  Yes, Richie went sledding down a snowy hill on his stomach.  I know.  It really seems like a full circle moment.  Like me,  you were probably wondering “will Richie go take advantage of all that […]

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RHONJ Recap: A Nut Biting Black Hairspray Shoe Polishing Good Time!

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: July 22, 2013

Celebrity Twitter Bomb Update:  I was tipped off that Rebecca Romijn is a huge Housewives fan and is new to Twitter as of yesterday to I say let’s Twitter Bomb her this RHONJ Recap.  Ole!  So please Tweet this recap to @RebeccaARomijn and @ibbb and maybe we can get her to actually read this here craptastic blog and invite […]

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RHONJ Recap: I’ll Take Italian Mountain Top Retreats That Turn Into Fist Fights For $200

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: July 15, 2013

I haven’t been this excited for a Sunday night since CBS debuted Circus of the Stars.  There was just something about seeing Nell Carter on a trapeze that really made me feel connected to life again.  Either way, if it’s one thing I like about RHONJ it’s when oily slaps get thrown on the regular […]

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RHONJ Recap: Can Someone Explain Trust-Falls One More Time?

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: July 8, 2013

Happy first Monday after the 4th of July!  I’m as fried as the sausage that Teresa and her family were making in the filthy garage.  Like any episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey it’s important that we hit as many Italian stereotypes as we can. If you’re playing RHONJ Bingo at home like I […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Does Rosie Suffer from Napoleon Syndrome? Do You or Someone You Love?

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: July 1, 2013

Who in the holy peperoncini hell gets into fights via “the Twitter?”  No really, can someone give me helpful tips and hints because I’ve been Tweeting Amanda Bynes for weeks, poking her like one would do with a stick to a bear in the zoo, and zip, nada, nothing.  I’d kill to get into a […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: So Billy from ‘Who’s the Boss’ Grew Up to Be Rosie, No?

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 24, 2013

If you’re like me, you’ve been still trying to figure out how many days Melissa waited to go visit Captain Nono in purgatory.  Well, folks, we’re not alone.  You see, this week Tre and the rest of the Capicola 4 are still discussing new an innovative ways to figure out how many days it is […]

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Real Housewives of Dirty Jersey: Hairy Grills and Ferarri Thrills

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 17, 2013

Well folks, it’s week three of “Does Gia Have Her Period.”   Spoiler Alert:  Not Yet.  However, RHONJ will be sure to keep us posted on all the necessary details.  The conversations that take place on camera about this 12 year old girl are so creepy that I’m pretty sure just watching it means that you […]

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RHONJ Recap: With Special Guests, Faith Evans and Biggie Smalls’ Mother

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 10, 2013

I have to admit I’m kind of pissed that we’re two episodes into RHONJ and no one has talked about the “jokes” from Teresa’s cookbook.  It’s strange because I’m sure to incorporate those jokes into my everyday life so I’m not quite sure why they don’t.  Either way, one thing is for sure Gia (z-snap) […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: When Does Hurricane Milania Hit Landfall?

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 3, 2013

Lower your hairline a few inches and try not to look directly into the camera because Real Housewives of New Jersey is back!  I haven’t been this excited for Sunday night television since they moved Night Court to the 8:30 time slot and really started developing Roz’s character more.  I’m sure you feel the same […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa is the Mr. Wizard of Our Generation

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: July 23, 2012

For someone who may be heading up the river for a spell, Barney Rubble is certainly living the life.  Every crapisode is like Driving Miss Daisy as Teresa typically needs to cart him around town.  Sure it’s because, by law, he’s not allowed to drive but I like to pretend the real reason is that […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: What is This Show Even About Anymore?

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: July 9, 2012

Where the hell have you all been?  Oh wait.  I was the one who was missing.   Well I’m back from my 9 day voyage to Boston (my homeland) and am ready to recap the absolute cat piss out of this episode of Real Housewives.  Sure I’ve missed the past 3 or 4 weeks of this […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Heckyll, Jyde and a 4th Grade Reading Level

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 18, 2012

It’s the episode we’ve all been waiting for!  Of course I’m saying this because we finally get an update on Lauren Manzo’s diet!  Phew!  To be honest I was worried for a little bit.  I mean, I think an entire week went by without us knowing if she was still on the egg white diet […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Rosie Teaches the Kids About Scissors

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: June 4, 2012

When the hell is the last time this show has been on?  I’ve been worried sick about Lauren’s dieting and if she’s finally in her “size 4.”  I wasn’t aware that Hanes Husky ran that small and, yes, it’s going to be that kind of recap.  Things start off pretty normal in this episode, meaning […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: I Miss Danielle

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: May 21, 2012

There.  I said it.  What in the holy hell happened to this show?  Remember when it used to consist of stereotypical Italians living in Jersey and flipping tables over prostitution whore books?  Those were simpler and happier times.  This time around we’re spending 60 minutes on everyones kids and 40 minutes of that is about […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Rosie, the Mrs. Garrett of Our Generation (with a Beverly Ann Hairdo)

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: May 7, 2012

Sorry this one was a little late today.  I was too busy writing countless (de lesepps) letters to Congress demanding that they give Rosie and Milania their own show.  I’m confident this is what Congress is for.  I’m less confident that I’m supposed to be capitalizing the word “Congress.”  I’ll write a letter to ask.  […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Cookers, Hookers, and a Black Eye. Welcome to Jersey!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: April 30, 2012

How Ashley dodged ever being on 16 & Pregnant is beyond me.  This chick is bricks.  We pick up where we left off last week, which was Ashley being forced to move to Vegas in order to get her life together.  That makes sense.  I hear alcoholics try to quit “the booze” by going on […]

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