real housewives of atlanta recap

Get Social with IBBB: Seriously how many episodes of Real Housewives of Atlanta have there been this season? It’s like Flinstone Movie sequels. Well we’re definitely down to the wire with the season finale next week, but that doesn’t mean that all the women can’t be stuck in a sh*t storm at a Miami mansion […]

Since I’m like Santa and traveling all the live-long day, I’ll be recapping the donkey booty out of the latest crapisode of RHOA…by memory.  Please note I may have gone in and out of consciousness during the episode as I can’t seem to follow what in the holy hell is going on, on the regular […]

Chateau Sh*t Show – Since someone secured a seven-figah-set-tle-ment the money seems to be raining down on She By Hooray.  So much so, in fact, that she’s bought a home, tearing it down, and then building an 8,ooo sq foot home on the land.  It will, of course, have a room for her kids to […]

See what I did there? You know why me gusta Phaedra?  Because while others are trying to use the Housewives series to start a singing career, kick off a sex toy line, and launch a few books, Phaedra simply wants to own a funeral home and become a funeral director.  Is that creepy?  Of course.  […]

Obligatory Starter: When I walk into a room, SPUMONI! So Wait a Second, You Mean to Tell Me Lawrence Isn’t Sweetie? – Tuck your didgeridoo between your legs and make a wish because it’s time for Lawrence to sing “Closet Freak” at some random bowling alley-like place in Hatlanta. It’s as tragic as you might […]

Finally we’re back with a new crapisode of Real Housewives of Atlanta.  Yeee haw!  It was an action packed show with parties, singing, dancing, and much much more…and even much much less.  Here’s what went down on the latest RHOA: When I walk into a room, I’m HOPELESS! It’s been a cool minute since the […]

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! When I walk into a room, I’m ho’in! (credit: my sister who sent me that text message) It’s the week of Christmas and not only am I back in Boston for about 3 weeks and trying to gas up my Tivo (I have the original and you start […]

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! When I walk into the room, I’ll HOLD IT! I’m so glad that Sheree is an actress now.  It really makes sense and we can see She By putting her acting skills to use when Lawrence starts to sing his new song and Sheree says how much she […]

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! When I walk into a room I’m Old Sh*t! So remember how Blessed Mother Zolciak was a hardcore “lez in heat” for about 35 to 45 minutes  with DJ Tracy Young?  Yeah, well that horse that was beat to death came back to life so Kim’s decided to […]

Join Me on Facebook! Didn’t we just see an episode of RHOA?  This episode is basically about everyone doing something they don’t want to be doing.  Phaedra doesn’t want her baby, Kim doesn’t want Big Papa or to take singing lessons, NeNe doesn’t want to be married to Greg, Kandi doesn’t want to work with […]

Join Me on Facebook! Who’s up for a Real Housewives of Atlanta challenge? I am. Crickets? Cool. So I’m about to recap the piss out of this crapisode without my trusty DVR. In fact, I’m enroute from NYC to BOS for Thanksgiving and am officially writing this on the train. So let’s see how much […]

Join Me on Facebook! Yeah, so, well sorry this recap is a little late. I could come up with a million excuses, but let’s just say that I ended up seeing “For Colored Girls” on Sunday night and, uh, I haven’t been the same since. All I’ll say is that basically I live in fear […]

Join Me on Facebook! Well Real Housewives of Atlanta moved to Sunday nights.  Great, thanks.  My hangover to Housewives recapping ratio isn’t going to be so good.  Although I’m not so great with math and, to be honest, I don’t really know how ratios work or if I’m even using it in the correct context […]

Join Me on Facebook! When I walk into the room, I OWN! The adventures of Kim and Sweetie continue.  In this latest adventure they’re trying to get into Kandi’s house and we learn the differences between how black girls and white girls knock on doors.  They’re actually at Kandi’s house because she’s filming her latest […]

Join Me on Facebook! Walk with me, talk with me.  Here’s what went down on the latest crapisode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta: Like most women from the Housewives franchises, NeNe  is off to the plastic surgeon to get her boobs taken down a couple of sizes and lifted from her knees, her stomach […]

Join Me on Facebook! Kim is packing the piss out of her luggage in quite the hurry so she and her assistant, Sweetie, can get to Palm Springs to perform “Tardy for the Pardy” for thousands of Zolciak lookalikes.  In fact, Kim wants to make sure Sweetie packs all of her wigs that’s she named […]

Join Me on Facebook! You know what international pop stars need to do on a regular basis? Take their wigs out for a nice summertime jog.  Kim and her assistant “Sweetie” and their respective wigs are trying to go for a run to stay/get in shape.  Personally I assumed Kim was running from talent, but […]

Join Me on Facebook! Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally back!  I feel like they’ve been shoving commercials down our throat for 2-months and it’s finally here.  So let’s catch up with everyone and enjoy them all fight over who really has money and who doesn’t.  Here’s what went down last night on RHOA as […]

Well, well, well, that do we have here.  Was there an “old parts” rummage sale at Heidi Montag’s house that I didn’t know about? Maybe it took place at Crested Butte and my name was just accidentally removed from the mailing list?  According to TYBF, Real Housewives of Atlanta cast-member, NeNe Leakes may have had […]

Oh hell no!  Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes is going to knock Kim out over this…even though she had nothing to do with it.  NeNe’s just like that.  According to recent reports, NeNe’s son, Bryson, has been arrested on drug charges.  Bryson, who NeNe won’t allow to wear anything pink and, well, thank God […]

Oh kids, how fast the time goes when people with money fight each other on national television.  It seems like just yesterday Sheree was calling Kim “trailer trash” and NeNe was swabbing her mouth so that she and Curtis could take a DNA.  Sure that second example was from the first season, but let’s face it, […]

Sometimes watching Real Housewives is like looking into a crystal ball of The Hills if the crystal ball was a dumpster and The Hills was watchable television, which is sorta is depending on how many Bud Light’s w/ Lime your stomach can handle.  I’m not sure what any of that meant, but I’ve decided to add The […]