Take off your pants and pull up your nap mats because it’s story time with IBBB. Let’s take a journey onto my trip to “The Jury Duty.” It’s a magical time, really. Especially because this was my first time serving Jury Duty in sunny NYC. I was sweaty with anticipation as I assumed that this […]
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The Vatican is Busy Making Sins and Stuff
Just when I thought I was breaking all the sins I possibly could, that zany Vatican is busy making up new sins for me to break. I believe they should be calling this “Sins 2.0: Go Green or Go to Hell.” As if there weren’t enough problems the Catholic Church should be focused on they’ve […]
White Trash Whopper Fans
I thought I was done after the Tylenol commercial, that was until I saw the latest Burger King Whopper commercial. Have you seen this crap? Burger King plays their own version of Punk’d and installs hidden cameras and then tells their customers that they’ve discontinued the Whopper. My thought? Who in the holy hell would […]
I Love Making Tylenol
I love making Tylenol. I love making Tylenol. Oh yeah? What in the holy hell are up with these Tylenol commercials. For me, these commercials drive me almost as crazy as the Sally “I’m better than you for taking Boniva” Field Boniva commercials. The commercial, if you haven’t seen it, consists of Tylenol “employees” telling […]
Dina Lohan Addresses Everyone. I Address Dina. I Also Address Envelopes, But That’s Another Story.
I hate when I take a day off from IBBB as a lot tends to happen in the news. By now you all have heard that Dina Lohan seems to be personally addressing every single TV show, person, and website out there that is commenting on Lindsay Lohan. She’s pissed at Jay Leno for allowing […]
The Al Qaeda Hearts “The Google”
Let me tell ya, not drinking directly after work really allows you to learn some interesting things. For example, I got home from work last night (I’m a surgeon) and put on the NBC Nightly News, which apparently exists, and learned a lot! For example, there is still a war going on over in Iraq. […]
Hot Enough For Ya?!?
Hot enough for ya? Yes, that is my favorite question this time of year. I slowly wait for the first heatwave of the summer and then anticipate all the people who will greet me by saying my least favorite phrase/question, “Hot enough for ya?” You know what? It is hot enough for me. It’s hotter […]
Dear Sally Field
Dear Sally Field, Please stop. No really, stop. I personally don’t think I can take another minute of watching one of your “Boniva” commercials. I get it, you have osteoporosis. Wait, do you though? Or are you just “acting?” I see you talking to the camera and telling me all about your friend that has […]
Dear Myspace
It’s been a little while since I went on a rant. Now’s the time. Dear Myspace, How are things with you? I’m guessing “not so good” because you never really seem to work right. It seems like every day as soon as I’ve finished typing up a 14,000 word Myspace message and hit “send” I […]
Um, Christmas is Over, No?
I haven’t had a rant in a little bit, so now is the time. I may not be the best with math (or spelling, or grammar, or politics, or science, or religion, or cats) but I’m almost positive that Christmas ended over two-months ago. How do I know this? Well, I checked my calendar and […]
More MTV Juvies, More Questions
As I may have mentioned once or twice before, I sweat many of the reality shows on MTV. Does that make me a loser? Absolutely. However admitting is the first step. Now, I know that most reality shows are not real. I’ve even called this out many times during “The Hills.” I’m ok with that, […]
No, I Won’t Text “Joke” to 6657
Time for a rant! No, I won’t text “Joke” to 6657. In fact, I won’t text “horoscope” to 2242 or “love” to 9437. Seriously? These commercials that want you to text message a code to a phone number so that you can get jokes sent to your cell phone each day is ridiculous. Who’s doing […]
MTV DanceLife w/ Saint Jennifer Lopez
It’s been a little while since I had a “rant” so I figured now is as good a time as any. First, the weekend is a great time to catch up on your MTV reality shows. God bless the MTV marathon. Second, I’m embarrassed to admit that I had watched “DanceLife” with Saint Jennifer Lopez […]
Why I Hate Dating Shows
It’s been a while since I went on a bit of a rant, so I kinda feel like it’s time right? Why I Hate Dating Showsby Pasquale BloggingBack Dating shows have been around since the beginning of time, or at least since the days of the caveman. I haven’t checked my history book in a […]
Dear Dunkin Donuts, I Don’t Think So
So you know me, from time to time I stray a little away from the celebrity gossip and just basically go on a rant. Well here we are again. Dear Dunkin Donuts, Look, I like your coffee, I really do. I even like some of your donuts. I’ve been known to have a sausage, egg, […]