Teen Mom 2 hits up the Oregon Trail, as narrated by Barb Evans… ~ So I says to my live-in toothdicapped boyfriend Mike, I says, “Mike, like I gotta get outta Walmart for a few days and go somewheres tropical like the Oregon Trail.” So I bought some oxen, tossed Jace under the wagon, and […]
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Teen Mom Hits the Oregon Trail!
Whether you’re a banker from Boston, a farmer from Michigan, or in charge of your very own meth lab everyone gets to hit up the Oregon Trail and some of my favorite people from Teen Mom are no different. So sit back, relax, and take a bumpy journey in a covered wagon with a couple […]
The Jersey Shore Cast Hits Up the “Oregon Trail”
That’s right folks, it’s time to take another trip down the Oregon Trail and this time we’re enjoying our journey with the cast of Jersey Shore. I miss them, you miss them, and this is the only way I’m able to get through the downtime in between season 1 and season 2. So grab your […]
Let's Have "Oregon Trail" Help Decide the Fate of the Tiger Woods Mistress Scandal
If you’re like me and sick of hearing about Tiger Woods and his alleged mistresses, let’s have our favorite 80’s Apple IIc computer game, Oregon Trail, decide the fate of this scandal. I mean, this is what I do to make major decisions in my life, so it only makes sense that Tiger do the same. Boarding […]
IBBB and Some Pals Travel the Oregon Trail
Sweet! We’re kicking off on a fun-filled voyage with some close friends: Kelly CUNTrone, Tyra Banks, Bindi Irwin (that little bitch), and Papouli from Full House! I’ve bought the clothes, the oxen, some axel, a few yokes, 10 boxes of bullets (in case Bindi gets out of hand), and some food (in case Tyra need […]
"Oregon Trail" Predicts How "The Hills" Cast Will Die
Walk with me, my friends, as IBBB mixes two of his favorite things in life: The Hills and Oregon Trail. If you’re like me, you’ve always wondered what horrible diseases the cast from The Hills would die from and, well, I’m here to provide you those answers. So, get your oxen ready, buy some boxes […]