Oh “The Hills” where have you been for all these months? IBBB has been lonely without you. In a very special 1-hour season three opener we get to learn what really has been going on with Lauren and Heidi and the rest of the California Goonies over the past few months. Clearly this season of […]
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Farrah from “Teen Mom” Allegedly Choked By Her Mom, Debra Danielson
So basically MTV reality shows are just about beating the bag out of each other. First Jersey Shore and now Teen Mom. Farrah Abraham is the new Snooki if the accusations are true. My friends over at TMZ are reporting that Farrah was allegedly choked and then hit in the face by her mother, Debra […]
MTV Doesn’t Play Music Videos Anymore. I Know. Get Over It.
People are doing Shasta McNasty in their pants over the fact that MTV has officially changed their logo for the first time in almost 30 years. Yes, they removed the “music television” from the bottom of the logo. Are you guys ok? You still with me? Close the window, it’ll be fine. MTV’s head of […]
Can We Talk About “Butch” from “Teen Mom”
I’m not going to lie. I watch Teen Mom on MTV. It’s good. It is. Screw you for judging me. I know you just did. You just did it again. Anytrash, every time Butch shows up on the screen I always think I accidentally sat on my remote control and changed the channel to Fox […]
MTVs Kristen Cavallari Thinks I’m Dumb
…well she may be right. Yeah, I’m kinda dumb. Anyway, Kristen Cavallari of MTVs Laguna Beach was recently in GQ and, of course, the interview headed in the direction of asking all about Laguna Beach. Sweet! It’s not like the reruns are enough anyway. Before I even get into the interview portion I want to […]
MTV Family News: Jason Wahler Arrested Again; Less Known Laguna Beach Cast Members Jealous
Jason Wahler of MTV’s Laguna Beach and several episodes of MTV’s The Hills was tossed in the slammer after he was caught drinking at a bar in North Carolina underage. The bar where the sting operation took place was called “Rumors” and poor Jason could not show the proper identification when police had requested it. […]
MTV’s Newport Harbor. Really?
Move over Laguna Beach, there’s a WHOLE NEW show about to debut on MTV. It’s going to be totally different from Laguna Beach. Even the name of the show is completely different. They changed the name from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County to Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. I shit you not. You […]
“The Hills” Season 3 Finalizes the Script
Woo-hoo! The ink on the script of “The Hills,” season 3, is just about dry so you know what that means….time for them to air the episodes! It seems like years has passed since we last saw Lauren, Heidi, Whitney, and my personal favorite….Lisa Loveless. The new season will be airing soon so we can […]
Dear Taquita and Kaui: No.
Dear Taquita and Kaui – please stop immediately. Thanks,IBBB P.S – Whomever created this show, please email me at once.
MTV The Hills: The Hills Season 3 Is a Go
MTV has decided to add a third season of “The Hills” to its line up next season, but fans of Lauren, Heidi, Steve Sanders, Audrina, and Whitney won’t have to wait a full year for this masterpiece to be put together. The Hills, season 3, is scheduled to air at some point this summer.The second […]
Heidi’s Boobs Make News: The Hills
Uh-oh! Heidi’s old boobs are “dunzo” as the kids on MTV like to say. US Weekly has learned (some how) that Heidi Montag or “Montard” as I like to call her underwent breast augmentation surgery this week in Beverly Hills. Even more shocking is that Heidi Montard is an inspiring singer. Do you think Steve […]
MTV The Hills Finale: The Script Ends
Similar to the Berlin Wall coming down or John F. Kennedy being assassinated, you will always remember where you were when you watched the season finale of “The Hills.” Sad times. Sad times. So many questions will hopefully be answered, such as: how many teeth does Audrina really have? Will Heidi remember to chew her […]
MTV The Hills: Whitney Falls Down the Stairs
There are hardly any episodes left of The Hills this season and, clearly, they are saving the best for last. Oh, and by “best” I mean “the one where Whitney falls down the stairs.” I couldn’t care less what happens in the rest of the episode, as long as I get to see Whitney go […]
Justin Timberlake Does “The Diss” to MTV
I place “the diss” in quotes so that people know I’m hip and cool and use awesome hipster catch phrases like “the diss.” Do people even say “diss” anymore? I hope so, that would be neat. Anyway, while I usually think that Justin Timberlake is a jackass I realize that me and him have a […]
MTV The Hills: Lauren’s 21st Birthday
Woo-hoo it’s Lauren’s 21st birthday for the 1oth time! Awesome! You know what that means, there is only room for drunken fights, crying, slurring of words, and bad analogies from Whitney. Audrina and Heidi trying to plan a surprise party makes me nervous. Seriously, their plan makes no sense. I think it actually involves pissing […]
The Hills: Whitney is the “Nana” of Interns
Ah yes, another episode of The Hills. I’m starting this one off with a question. Has Lisa Loveless ever been seen walking or even standing for that matter? It seems as though I only see her sitting in her office. Perhaps she doesn’t have legs? It’s a toss up. As I being to lose even […]
MTV The Hills: What the Hell is a Jenn Bunny?
Is it just me or is this season of “The Hills” like 549 episodes long? This episode really pulls from the bottom of the barrell and gives random Laguna Beach friend turned random The Hills friend, Jenn, a little camera time. It’s Jenn Bunny’s (??) 21st birthday and that can only mean one thing: Get […]
MTV: My Interview with MTV Juvies
While some people are interviewing A-list celebrities, I’m focusing on interviewing A-list fauxlebrities. I “virtually” sat down with “Sierra” from the MTV brilliance of “Juvies.” You may remember Sierra from Juvies as the girl who never showed up for school, had the 19 year old boyfriend, and then got arrested and sent to Juvie-Land. Oh, […]
More MTV Juvies, More Questions
As I may have mentioned once or twice before, I sweat many of the reality shows on MTV. Does that make me a loser? Absolutely. However admitting is the first step. Now, I know that most reality shows are not real. I’ve even called this out many times during “The Hills.” I’m ok with that, […]
MTV The Hills: Are Lauren & Heidi Friends?
Sure there’s a war going on in Iraq, but let’s face it if you’re reading this you probably aren’t following the war so much. We have a new civil war taking place right here in the U.S of A between Lauren and Heidi. Perhaps it’s scripted, perhaps it’s mixed with liquor, perhaps they are having […]
MTV The Hills: Lauren Gets “Outinterned!”
Let’s face it, if you miss an episode of “The Hills” when it originally airs, MTV will show it to you again around 15 times (minimum) over the weekend. Since I missed last weeks episode, I realllllly got to get all caught up this weekend. The episode begins with Heidi calling up Steve Sanders and […]
MTV’s TRL to Stay Put. I Resubmit Resume
In a situation worse than Ross and Rachel’s “will they or won’t they” MTV rumors continue to flip-flop over what will happen to TRL. Now the only reason I’m still talking about this is because sources at MTV have informed me that while much of what I’ve written in the past is true, the one […]
MTV What’s Going On? Is TRL Gone? Are U?
Rumors have been flying for a while now that Viacom is slashing 250 jobs, some of which may include higher level execs at MTV and some MTV programming. Sadly, the rumors also entail that TRL is getting the ax (as I had reported like a month ago…good for me, right?). I am only saddened by […]
MTV The Hills: A Very Special Heidi Episode
Oh that Heidi is really starting to grow up. I mean, I still can’t understand half that crap the she spews out of her mouth, but she is really starting to make some human progress…sorta.So the episode starts out with Lauren and Whitney (yes, bonus points for me remembering her name this week) taking pictures […]