mariah carey

Similar to knowing that Audrina has teeth, Heidi has a chin, Paula Abdul has meds, Tyra has a high opinion of herself, and Snooki has a tan, Mariah Carey has boobs y’all…and she wants to remind us this every chance she gets.  This time, the chance to remind us was at the 2010 Annual Golden […]

I’m really hoping that “drunk celebrities” are the new “dead celebrities” for 2010.  Mariah Carey, who has been rumored to be pregnant consecutively since 1997, was awarded “Best Breakthrough Actress” at the Palm Springs Film Festival for her role in the movie “Precious”  and when she swung up on stage let’s just say that Slurry […]

What happened to television? It seems like all that’s on anymore is reality shows and television specials. Bring back 227 for Christ sakes! Last night I thought the Grammy Awards was on. They weren’t. It was an hour long “live” special in which there were performances by randoms and then they would announce who was […]

Leave it to US Weekly to get the hard hitting entertainment stories. I am sad to report that as of Thursday, October 30th in the year of 2008, Mariah Carey and her husband are still undecided on a Halloween costume. I know. Give me a minute to pick up the pieces of my shattered existence. […]

The newly married Mariah Carey tied up her boobs, stole a skirt from her Bratz doll, and headed over to TRL to visit “the kids” in the audience and promote the hell out of her album. Sure she looks good, but you know if she wasn’t famous she’d just be that chick at the local […]

Ok I need to guys to stay with me for a second. Does anyone see a slight resemblance of Mariah to Kathy Lee Gifford with a tan? I’m owning it. I’m sticking with that. Anyway, Mariah Carey was filming new scenes from her next video, “I’ll Be Lovin’ You Long Time.” No really, it’s called […]

Mariah threw out the first pitch at Japan’s baseball game between the Yomiuri Giants and the Rakuten Eagles in Tokyo. I’m pretty sure the Japanese baseball fans saw Mariah and assumed the Hello Kitty came to life. I think it’s official that Mariah has become an actual caricature of herself. She’s a complete goon, dressed […]

Ba da ba ba ba I’m lovin’ it! Anyone catch Mariah on Good Morning America this morning? I typically like to start my day by checking out an almost middle-aged woman with her boobs popping out of her tight hot pink dress so I, of course, snapped on GMA to see Mariah “perform” a tune […]

Mariah left her NYC apartment the other day dressed like a futuristic farmer in heat (no clue). At what age do you stop dressing like this? I assumed 17, but I could be wrong. Anyway, Mariah has achieved first week sales of 475K, which is an all time high record for Mariah in her first […]

Mariah Carey disappointed me, again. Look, I’ve always assumed she was a pain in the ass and that seems to hold true, but I always thought Mariah was a big slam-pig-whore too. Apparently, she isn’t. Why even go on, you ask? Well, I’m holding out for another Mariah breakdown and I’m sure that increases the […]

What in the hell? Mariah Carey was relaxing on the beach somewhere in the Caribbean when someone (paid or not paid) snapped a photo of Mariah and, of course, her rack-attack. Luckily (for her, not us) she has both a magazine and a glass to cover the girls so that she’s not completely tits to […]

2 Mariah posts in one-week = world implosion. Buckle up. Mariah was at t VH1 Save the Music brew-ha-ha (??) and when asked about why this night was important, Mariah gave this answer: “I feel like this night is important for children and parents because music actually does help children learn. It’s scientifically proven. When […]

Diddy was throwing a party and Mariah and her boobs were all invited! What a treat! Diddy was having his “The Real White Party” in the Hampton’s. Thanks for inviting me, Diddy. Nothing brings back “equality for all” quite like a “Real White Party.” Rumor has it the Laurie Ann Gibson was passing out white […]

Now is it wrong that Mariah Carey is about twice the age of Mandy Moore, yet looks better in a bikini? Don’t get me wrong, Mariah is still crazier than a shit-house rat, but is looking better and better each day. Poor Mandy. Her album crapped the bed, her movie tanked this week, and the […]

Wait, is Mariah trying to put me out of business? If I can’t post a picture of Mariah Carey weighing too much and showing off some Carey Cameltoe, what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to write? How can I be funny? I can’t. It’s sad. It apparently makes me write short […]

Choo-choo! Let’s take a ride on the “Random Celebrity Adoption” train! Mariah Carey is rumored to adopt a Mexican orphan. Seriously, the kid is better off an orphan. Mariah reportedly visited a Mexican orphanage with her lawyer recently and there are thoughts that she is going to adopt her ass off! When asked, Mariah said […]

With the Grammy’s behind us it’s good to see that awards are still being given out in the music industry. British music “Q” decided to poll its readers to see who would be named the “worst singers ever.” And the awards go to….. Mariah CareyCeline DionOzzy Osbourne So what did the panel have to say […]

Congratulations, Mariah, you’re still in the running towards becoming London’s next…top…model. Well, close enough. Mariah Carey has become the new face of “Pinko” – a London-inspired fashion brand. Mariah has said about this deal: “I’m really flattered to have been asked to be the new face of Pinko. I first discovered this spectacular fashion house […]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, God bless YouTube. In an interview with Mariah Carey in some other country (I’m shooting for either France or Germany? I get easily confused when I don’t hear a Boston accent) Mariah was asked what she thought about Beyonce and Mariah, surprisingly, said how much she […]

I’m not sure how many times you’re allowed to have a “comeback” after going mental, but I think “one” is the limit. Although Mariah is really pushing the envelope with that. In order to keep her voice in tip-top condition, Mariah likes to sleep, shall we say, “wet.” Sure. Wet. In a recent interview, Mariah […]