I don’t care what they say, rehab sounds like a blast. First off, you get all your meals cooked for you. Second, you get to not work. Third, you can work out all you want since there isn’t much else to do. Fourth, you clearly get to leave as much as you want. Tenth, you […]
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Lindsay Gets Ready for Future Crotch-Shots
Lindsay must be getting ready to bust on out of Promises of a New Day rehab. Is she sober? Off drugs? No clue. I just think Lindsay is doing her stretches in order to get ready for some near future crotch shots. Have we seen a sober Lindsay No Pants get out of a limo […]
Vanessa Minnillo Gets Interesting
So I decided to not post these pictures of the past few days because, let’s face it, seeing Lindsay Lohan doing something crazy is kinda like seeing the Pope bless somebody. It just isn’t a big deal anymore. However, then fast forward a day or two and it has been confirmed that the other chick […]
Lauren Hastings Talks Lindsay Lohan
Click Here to Watch Lindsay Lohan’s “sorta” friend/model Lauren Hastings has decided to put the feud between her and Lindsay aside, for the time being, and wish her “the best of luck” about 15 different times. Awkwardly. 15 different times. My blogging buddy, Bree @ Buzznet, wanted to share this video with all since Lauren […]
Lindsay Gets DUI, Parties it Up!
So first I need to say that every time I take a few days off there seems to be some type of celebrity scandal. I was away when Anna Nicole took her dirt nap, I was away when Paris was sentenced to p-to-the-prison, and I had some friends in town for Memorial Day Weekend when […]
Lindsay Lohan To Turn 21. World to Implode.
Seriously, how is Lindsay Lohan not 21 yet? She’s spent 1-month in rehab, yet can’t even legally drink. I mean I wasn’t 21 when I started drinking, but I was only in rehab for 15 days. 30 days is the problem, not 15. Anyway, when Lindsay No Pants turns 21 shortly she will be having […]
Maxim’s Top 100 Random Party
How we live in a world where Lindsay Lohan is voted the #1 hottest woman in the world is beyond me. Sure she’s not horrible, but I can think of a good 372 woman that are hotter than her. I mean, where does Sally Jesse Raphael fall into this list? Anyway, the Maxim Hot 100 […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Say “Hey.”
Lindsay No Pants was off vacationing in the Caribbean with her new “friend” Calum Best. I have no idea what those two words mean. Anyway, Lindsay spent a little time in the water when all of a sudden her boob popped right out of her bathing suit. No one saw that coming! Some people are […]
Lindsay Lohan. Coke. Toilet.
Who wants to see grainy pictures of Lindsay No Pants sitting on a toilet? I do! I do! Thanks to the brilliance of camera cell phones, one of Lindsay’s “friends” was kind enough to video tape her doing some lines of coke in a bathroom, helping her friend do a line of coke off her […]
Lindsay Dances With Randoms
Lindsay No Pants was partying it up at DJ AM’s birthday fiesta at LAX in LA the other day. I still have no clue how DJ AM gets girls. It’s like the 8th wonder of the world, next to the talent of Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx. While some may think these pictures are […]
Lindsay Lohan Shows Side-Boob
Sometimes when I’m rushed I forget to put on pants and just head to work like that. What? Life’s tough. Lindsay No Pants did remember her pants, this time, but forgot her bra and forgot to button her shirt while she was leaving her hotel in NYC. Toss in a light breeze and Lindsay ends […]
Why I Heart Dina Lohan
It always seems like it’s always about Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay! What about Dina? Dina, clearly my favorite of all the Lohan’s, is shooting a little sass to the photographers has she and her daughter spend a little “sister-sister” time shopping in Soho (NYC) at the Chanel store. I heart Dina. She seems like a whole […]
Lindsay’s Carpet Doesn’t Match the Drapes
Come on, I mean do you think for a second that Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t change her hair color and I wouldn’t make the good old standby “the carpet doesn’t match the drapes” joke? It’s nearly impossible for my brain to function with doing so. It’s too easy. Anyway, Lindsay has colored her hair blond. I […]
Lindsay Thought She Was as Good as Dead
Here are some new pictures that have appeared out of nowhere of Lindsay No Pants, but we’ll get to that in a minute. In regards to her recent appearance at Wonderland Rehab to deal with her love of the drink, Lindsay Lohan has recently told News of the World: “I was really sick. I went […]
Lindsay Worries Sister Will Skank It Up
Lindsay hikes up her skirt (possibly to air out her lady business) and heads out to a little private party at Winston’s Bar in West Hollywood. But, while Lindsay No Pants may have partied her pants off the “good times” are always a little bitter sweet since she is worried about her little sister Ali, […]
Lindsay Looks Like an ASStronaut
Hahaha my bad jokes kill me. Anyway, Lindsay, fresh out of rehab (quitter), was getting right back on that horse and heading back to her stripper classes to prepare for her new movie. How much is it to go to stripper school I wonder? I would assume similar pricing to getting your Masters Degree. Lindsay […]
L. Lo Finishes Rehab, Celebrates at Club
Lindsay No Pants had checked out of Wonderland Rehab (just days after Mike Tyson checked in…coincidence?) and celebrated by hitting the club scene! Yeah, that seems safe. Isn’t that kinda like having a level-3 sex offender child molester work in a school? Now I’m not comparing Lindsay to a child molester, even though she sometimes […]
Lindsay Exits Bar Rehab, Keeps Handcuffs
Yeah so that title doesn’t make a ton of sense, but it’s all true. Lindsay was leaving the worlds best AA meeting that takes places at Red Rock on Sunset Blvd in West Hollywood, CA the other day. As she quickly stepped into her car the photographers made sure to get a good shot of […]
Lindsay Lohan Stole My Nana’s Shorts
They say that going through rehab can be a very rewarding experience, but it can also age you quickly. Clearly this is what happened with Lindsay No Pants. Not only has she aged, but she’s a thief too! She stole my Nana’s shorts! But, at least she is paying tribute to my Nana by wearing […]
Lindsay Lohan Gets a Rehab Roommate!
Sure rehab can get a little boring ever now and then, I’m sure for Lindsay too. They say that it’s the people that can also make your rehab experience great and worthwhile. Well, guess who’s checked into Lindsay Lohan’s rehab facility? That’s right folks, Mike Tyson! Oh this should be good. Mike Tyson checked himself […]
Lindsay Lohan Pauses from Hectic Rehab
Sometimes when rehab gets a little to intense you should be allowed to leave your facility to go shopping. Hell, go grab a drink while you’re at it! I mean, it makes perfect sense. Lindsay took a pause from attending rehab to “shop it out bitch” with her mom, Dina, (my favorite) at mega expensive […]
Lindsay Runs Like a Jailbird
It looks like Lindsay tried to break free from Wonderland Rehab and make a run for it, but the cameras where there to stop her. Also, the security dogs were a little too fast for her anyway. Actually, Lindsay was allowed to leave her rehab facility for a short time to grab some groceries and […]
Lindsay Hearts AA and LA
Lindsay took a little time off from her treatment at rehab facility, “Wonderland” to become one with the common folk at an AA meeting that was hosted by the West Hollywood Lions Club. Besides just seeking treatment I’m sure she is there for the kick-ass coffee cake (free swag) they serve at the end of […]
Dina Lohan is Pissed at You, Yes YOU!
Yeee-haw! Dina Lohan is fightin’ mad and she’s gonna tip over her trailer in anger (…and cue the shotgun sound effect). Dina Lohan, friend and mother of Lindsay No Pants, recently spoke with Entertainment Tonight and blamed the media for being relentless in pursuing poor little Lindsay. Dina said, “Lindsay is under a microscope. The […]
Lindsay Does Rehab, Pitches Pro Activ
In shocking news of 2007, Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into rehab. Good for her, although I hope she’s still fun when she exits rehab. In a statement issued by Lindsay’s rep on behalf of Lindsay, it states: “I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well […]
Lindsay Lohan Hearts the Hospital
Uh oh! Lindsay No Pants is en el hospital. Ay Papi! Yup, no clue why I went Spanish with that one. Regardless, Lindsay was in an LA hospital yesterday getting her appendix removed. According to TMZ, Lindsay went to the hospital on Wednesday when she wasn’t feeling good and the doctor informed her she had […]
Jane Fonda Protects Lindsay’s Boobs
While celebrating Jane Fonda’s 69th birthday (haha 69) on the set of “Georgia Rules,” Lindsay Lohan got felt up and/or patted down by Jane Fonda just as the picture was being taken. And you totally know that Gary Marshall is trying to take a peek, but just can’t turn his head quick enough. At first […]
Lohan Hasn’t Drank in 14 Minutes
Little Lindsay No Pants was running a little late for a party at Shag in Hollywood. Was she stuck in traffic? Got Lost? Nope. She was getting out of her AA meeting. She’s also been going to AA for a year. Now, I’m not one to pass judgement (or I totally am), but Lindsay No […]
Lindsay Lohan Farts on a Car
Yup, this one was just for me. I’m 10 years old. Immature. Lindsay’s shorts, shirt, hairdo, belt, glasses, and freckles may be out of style but there is one thing that always is in-style; fart jokes. That’s right. It’s come to this.
Lindsay Gets Banged, Again!
Lindsay No Pants was banged again, but no word yet if she took it in the front door or that back door. Oh wait, the paparazzo hit her in the rear while she was driving her black Mercedes near the corner of Olympic and La Cienga in LA at about 2am. Poor Lindsay would only […]
Lindsay Lohan Sass’s Oprah’s Ass
Click Here to Watch If you were invited to “Casa de Oprah” would you sass Oprah’s ass? I wouldn’t. Well, I might if there was some type of car giveaway taking place. Lindsay No Pants was on Oprah yesterday to talk about her role in the movie “Bobby.” When the Oprah Monster asked Lindsay No […]
Lindsay Lohan: Halloween Cameltoe
This actually could have been taken at any point during the year, but Lindsay decided to show off her cameltoe and highlight it in white. It’s been a while since we’ve all gotten to play, “Is that Lindsay’s Ass, Boob, or Stanky Putanky?” but something tells me we’ll all be playing again soon. I mean, […]