lindsay lohan

I don’t know why Lindsay No Pants will never listen to me. She’s always about 2 inches from Freddie Krueger and just doesn’t seem to care that she’s about to get slashed at a moments notice. Anyway, Samantha Rotten and Lindsay No Pants were reunited over the weekend after Lindsay was busy filming more scenes […]

See what I did there with the title? Simply adding the question mark keeps my ass from getting sued. Bring it on Dina “the Dinasaur” Lohan! Bring it on. Anyway, while Lindsay No Pants is not pregnant, due to Samantha Rotten not technically having “the penis” we all believed she had, Lindsay has strapped on […]

The jet-setting Lohan’s arrived in NYC yesterday with their sidekick, Samantha Rotten, and apparently some chick that I’m pretty sure is a Sarah Jessica Parker stand-in. Lindsay and Helen Hunt were even hand-in-hand at one point as the paparazzi followed their stank asses around town. Seriously I look at those three and think they look […]

Is Samantha Ronson a pedophile? This is what I think a perverted predator looks like. If I had kids (that I knew about), I would print out a picture of Samantha and tell them to run from anyone who looks like this. As a side note, they should run in a zigzag motion as it […]

It’s about time! I can only take so much of Lindsay and her sober peace signs she flashes the paparazzi day after day. Well Lindsay isn’t so boring anymore according to People Magazine! Lindsay No Pants was in NYC with her freckles in support of her friend, sexy as all get out DJ Samantha Rosen, […]

With all the smut talk about daughter Lindsay No Pants and her newly exposed rack attack, Us Weekly asked Michael Lohan if he was going to take a sneak peak her Marilyn Monroe inspired knockers. Michael, the noble man he is, stated, “I’m not going to look at those photos – that’s my daughter!” Like […]

Well happy Lohan Boob Tuesday! As you know, Lindsay was recently featured in New York Magazine showing a little Lohan boob and a side of freckles. Lindsay was asked to pose and “dress” like Marilyn Monroe as, apparently, New York Magazine finds the similarity between both Lindsay and Marilyn…I think because they are both 38-year […]

You know what always goes good with BBQ chicken? Why, Lindsay Lohan Freckle Tanning Sauce, of course! Should Lindsay just leave her freckles as is or should she use some spray tan goop and look like a dirty mess? It’s really a tough call. It’s like “Sophie’s Choice.” Lindsay was out and about at the […]

Lindsay must be in a rush as she running around in LA over the weekend in order to find exactly where the Brady Bunch family annual potato sack race is. I think she’s a shoe-in this year! Although, at this time I feel a moment of sadness. This moment of sadness is similar to the […]

My New Years prayers have been answered! Lindsay Lohan is fun again! My friends over at TMZ.com (they don’t know who I am) spotted Lindsay playing sucky-face with a bottle of champagne on New Years Eve in Italy. Yay! Like a moth to flame. Linday’s lawyer did confirm with TMZ.com that Lindsay did in fact […]

I spent more time in a meeting yesterday then Lindsay No Pants spent serving her jail time. Lindsay’s jail time served? 84 minutes. My meeting? 90 minutes. Whose conditions were worse during that time? Lindsay’s jail cell or the room where my meeting was held? Answer: The room where my meeting was held, only because […]

Uh, what in the Christ happened to Lindsay’s face? Lindsay is fresh out of rehab and playing “tan, tan, give me a tan” at some random tanning salon. It’s not the tan, however, that I’m questioning. What happened to her eyes, nose, and teeth? It’s like Lindsay suffered from Downs Syndrome after she stopped drinking […]

It’s time for another look into the past year of IBBB and experience “This Time Last Year.” This time, we’re taking a look at Lindsay No Pants and what that crazy little skank was up to “This Time Last Year.” Here’s what me and Lindsay were up to: It’s official. Lindsay Lohan is in the […]

Fret no more my dearest Lindsay No Pants. Getting a little tired of the ho-hum boring aspects of Camp Rehab? Well worry no more because a clown is literally coming to visit you. That’s right! Heeeeeere’s daddy (Lohan)! Clean cut Michael Lohan is on his way to Utah to spend a little quality time with […]

I almost completely forgot that Lindsay Lohan was actually still alive until I saw these pictures. Then I was like, oh yeah she is. I should post these. That was my thought process. Anyway, Lindsay was allowed into Utah society (i.e the rehab parking lot) for a quick smoke and coffee break, but then it […]

Will Lindsay be the modern day OJ Simpson? TMZ.com is reporting that there is a “strong possibility” that the LA County DA’s office will not file felony charges against Lindsay for her two DUI arrests. I think that’s a great idea. And to celebrate I think Lindsay should have a few drinks and drive all […]

Seriously, I bet Coke is pissed. While most companies would love a free celebrity endorsement I bet Coke is freaking out right now. Not only do you get the perfect shot of Lindsay holding the Coke, but you even get the shot of Lindsay holding the Coke and with her freckled boobs hanging out. You […]

I’m trying to figure out if it was technically the rehab facility or the sobriety that made Lindsay Lohan a raging lesbian. According to NYDailyNews Lindsay No Pants personal myspace account was hacked and what was discovered was secret lesbian love letters to her “friend” DJ Samantha Ronson. What did these letters allegedly say you […]

Michael Lohan is a wicked good speller. Now look, I definitely have more words spelled incorrectly on this blog than spelled correctly, but at least I know how to spell the names of the people in my family. By now you’ve seen Michael Lohan’s press release where he spells his own daughters name incorrectly: “I […]