Lindsay Lohan is Sidewalk CamouflageAuthor: ibbb Updated: June 23, 2008I don’t know why Lindsay No Pants will never listen to me. She’s always about 2 inches from Freddie Krueger and just doesn’t seem to care that she’s about to get slashed at a moments notice. Anyway, Samantha Rotten and Lindsay No Pants were reunited over the weekend after Lindsay was busy filming more scenes […]
Lindsay Lohan Knocked Up?Author: ibbb Updated: June 16, 2008See what I did there with the title? Simply adding the question mark keeps my ass from getting sued. Bring it on Dina “the Dinasaur” Lohan! Bring it on. Anyway, while Lindsay No Pants is not pregnant, due to Samantha Rotten not technically having “the penis” we all believed she had, Lindsay has strapped on […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Magical Asthma!Author: ibbb Updated: June 2, 2008Watch out behind you Lindsay! Freddie Kruger doesn’t care if you’re at the hospital due to asthma related symptoms….he’ll slash your freckly ass! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Rotten had to stop by el hospital in NYC the other day and those zany paparazzi caught them in the act…of walking through the hospital door. Of course […]
The Lohan Sisters Need a BathAuthor: ibbb Updated: May 29, 2008The jet-setting Lohan’s arrived in NYC yesterday with their sidekick, Samantha Rotten, and apparently some chick that I’m pretty sure is a Sarah Jessica Parker stand-in. Lindsay and Helen Hunt were even hand-in-hand at one point as the paparazzi followed their stank asses around town. Seriously I look at those three and think they look […]
Is Samantha Ronson a Predator?Author: ibbb Updated: May 20, 2008Is Samantha Ronson a pedophile? This is what I think a perverted predator looks like. If I had kids (that I knew about), I would print out a picture of Samantha and tell them to run from anyone who looks like this. As a side note, they should run in a zigzag motion as it […]
Yay! Lindsay is Fun Again!!Author: ibbb Updated: April 21, 2008It’s about time! I can only take so much of Lindsay and her sober peace signs she flashes the paparazzi day after day. Well Lindsay isn’t so boring anymore according to People Magazine! Lindsay No Pants was in NYC with her freckles in support of her friend, sexy as all get out DJ Samantha Rosen, […]
Dina Compares Lindsay to ScarlettAuthor: ibbb Updated: February 26, 2008I won’t lie I don’t like it when Dina Lohan quotes get past me. Like a stamp collector, I like to see and hear all Dina Lohan quotes and then place them in a sticker book because that’s what I assume stamp collectors do. Huh? Anyway, my biggest celebrity crush, Dina Lohan, was talking to […]
Michael Lohan Not to Look at Daughter’s Freckly RackAuthor: ibbb Updated: February 21, 2008With all the smut talk about daughter Lindsay No Pants and her newly exposed rack attack, Us Weekly asked Michael Lohan if he was going to take a sneak peak her Marilyn Monroe inspired knockers. Michael, the noble man he is, stated, “I’m not going to look at those photos – that’s my daughter!” Like […]
Lindsay’s Boobs and Freckles. Sure.Author: ibbb Updated: February 19, 2008Well happy Lohan Boob Tuesday! As you know, Lindsay was recently featured in New York Magazine showing a little Lohan boob and a side of freckles. Lindsay was asked to pose and “dress” like Marilyn Monroe as, apparently, New York Magazine finds the similarity between both Lindsay and Marilyn…I think because they are both 38-year […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Freckle Tanning SauceAuthor: ibbb Updated: February 12, 2008You know what always goes good with BBQ chicken? Why, Lindsay Lohan Freckle Tanning Sauce, of course! Should Lindsay just leave her freckles as is or should she use some spray tan goop and look like a dirty mess? It’s really a tough call. It’s like “Sophie’s Choice.” Lindsay was out and about at the […]
Lindsay Sports a Potato SackAuthor: ibbb Updated: January 14, 2008Lindsay must be in a rush as she running around in LA over the weekend in order to find exactly where the Brady Bunch family annual potato sack race is. I think she’s a shoe-in this year! Although, at this time I feel a moment of sadness. This moment of sadness is similar to the […]
Lindsay Lohan Off the Wagon!Author: ibbb Updated: January 3, 2008My New Years prayers have been answered! Lindsay Lohan is fun again! My friends over at TMZ.com (they don’t know who I am) spotted Lindsay playing sucky-face with a bottle of champagne on New Years Eve in Italy. Yay! Like a moth to flame. Linday’s lawyer did confirm with TMZ.com that Lindsay did in fact […]
Lindsay Jail, Jail Lindsay. Hi.Author: ibbb Updated: November 16, 2007I spent more time in a meeting yesterday then Lindsay No Pants spent serving her jail time. Lindsay’s jail time served? 84 minutes. My meeting? 90 minutes. Whose conditions were worse during that time? Lindsay’s jail cell or the room where my meeting was held? Answer: The room where my meeting was held, only because […]
What the Christ Happened to Lindsay’s FaceAuthor: ibbb Updated: October 16, 2007Uh, what in the Christ happened to Lindsay’s face? Lindsay is fresh out of rehab and playing “tan, tan, give me a tan” at some random tanning salon. It’s not the tan, however, that I’m questioning. What happened to her eyes, nose, and teeth? It’s like Lindsay suffered from Downs Syndrome after she stopped drinking […]
This Time Last Year: Lindsay LohanAuthor: ibbb Updated: October 12, 2007It’s time for another look into the past year of IBBB and experience “This Time Last Year.” This time, we’re taking a look at Lindsay No Pants and what that crazy little skank was up to “This Time Last Year.” Here’s what me and Lindsay were up to: It’s official. Lindsay Lohan is in the […]
Lindsay and Her Box. Clever.Author: ibbb Updated: October 11, 2007I’ve received many emails asking why I haven’t commented on Lindsay being out of rehab. My thought process is pretty basic and I’ve stated it before. “A sober Lindsay is a boring Lindsay.” While Lindsay remains sober over the next few weeks, I predict that there won’t be a lot for me to write about. […]
Michael Lohan to Marry Lindsay Lohan?Author: ibbb Updated: October 8, 2007Well by now we already know that Lindsay has been freed from Camp Rehab in Utah after reuniting with her father, Michael Lohan. I can’t wait to see Lindsay tackle her newly found soberism (is that a word?) one party in LA at a time. Anyway, I didn’t know that Michael and Lindsay were about […]
Don’t Worry Lindsay, Daddy Lohan is Here to Help! Phhhhew! You’re Saved!Author: ibbb Updated: October 1, 2007Fret no more my dearest Lindsay No Pants. Getting a little tired of the ho-hum boring aspects of Camp Rehab? Well worry no more because a clown is literally coming to visit you. That’s right! Heeeeeere’s daddy (Lohan)! Clean cut Michael Lohan is on his way to Utah to spend a little quality time with […]
Will Dina Swap Places With Lindsay?Author: ibbb Updated: September 17, 2007I heart Dina Lohan. Just take a look at this crazy minx. Whose mom dresses like that? She is a mirror of Lindsay. Technically she’s a coke mirror of Lindsay. Dina stopped by for a visit and a photo opportunity at Lindsay No Pant’s rehab facility in Utah. While some are saying that Dina is […]
Oh Yeah, Lindsay Lohan is Still AliveAuthor: ibbb Updated: September 10, 2007I almost completely forgot that Lindsay Lohan was actually still alive until I saw these pictures. Then I was like, oh yeah she is. I should post these. That was my thought process. Anyway, Lindsay was allowed into Utah society (i.e the rehab parking lot) for a quick smoke and coffee break, but then it […]
Lindsay Allowed to Drink and Drive?Author: ibbb Updated: August 22, 2007Will Lindsay be the modern day OJ Simpson? TMZ.com is reporting that there is a “strong possibility” that the LA County DA’s office will not file felony charges against Lindsay for her two DUI arrests. I think that’s a great idea. And to celebrate I think Lindsay should have a few drinks and drive all […]
Someone Check That Dog for DrugsAuthor: ibbb Updated: August 21, 2007Did anyone witness that dog actually walking? My money is on that it’s a stuffed dog that has about $50,000 worth of coke shoved inside of it and Lindsay will simply drag that dog back to Camp Rehab. Anyway, Lindsay continues her nation-wide victory tour of rehab facilities and goes for a hike. As a […]
Lindsay’s Utah Rehab Rocks!!Author: ibbb Updated: August 20, 2007I was jealous when Lindsay No Pants was at Promises Rehab because that place just looked awesome. Even when Lindsay was at Wonderland Rehab I was jealous because it seemed like a really nice hotel and I could certainly use some rest and relaxation. Once again I am very jealous of the rehab that Lindsay […]
Tanning Helps You Beat AddictionAuthor: ibbb Updated: August 16, 2007According to my close friends at TMZ.com (they don’t know me) have some of the first pictures of Lindsay No Pants in sunny Utah and just taking a short break from rehab. I know that if I were to take a break from rehab (which I would never do…I mean even beginning attending rehab) my […]
I’m Hunting Lohan’sAuthor: ibbb Updated: July 30, 2007Sadly, I may have to temporarily stop hunting Olsen Sluts. What? I said temporarily. As I typically don’t report on things that people tell me and only comment on other peoples stories I figure it’s year 2 of ImBringingBloggingBack (or Y2IBBB for short) so why not step it up a notch. Everyone seems to be […]
Lindsay Blames “The Black Kid”Author: ibbb Updated: July 27, 2007Car chases. Booze. Fire-crotch. Racism. While it sounds like a summer blockbuster, it is allegedly what took place just minutes before and during the Lindsay No Pants arrest. Ok, so this is a long story and, frankly, I don’t feel like typing it all out so I will quickly recap and then you can check […]
Dina Lohan Addresses Everyone. I Address Dina. I Also Address Envelopes, But That’s Another Story.Author: ibbb Updated: July 27, 2007I hate when I take a day off from IBBB as a lot tends to happen in the news. By now you all have heard that Dina Lohan seems to be personally addressing every single TV show, person, and website out there that is commenting on Lindsay Lohan. She’s pissed at Jay Leno for allowing […]
I Bet Coke is PissedAuthor: ibbb Updated: July 24, 2007Seriously, I bet Coke is pissed. While most companies would love a free celebrity endorsement I bet Coke is freaking out right now. Not only do you get the perfect shot of Lindsay holding the Coke, but you even get the shot of Lindsay holding the Coke and with her freckled boobs hanging out. You […]
Lindsay Lohan Arrested. No Big DealAuthor: ibbb Updated: July 20, 2007Following in her father’s footsteps, Lindsay Lohan recently checked out of rehab and then checked herself into the Beverly Hill police department in order to be officially arrested for her May 2007 DUI. Poor little Lindsay had to stay there for about 1 hour, but was finally release when she coughed up $30,000. You can […]
Rehab Made Lindsay Lohan a Lesbian?Author: ibbb Updated: July 12, 2007I’m trying to figure out if it was technically the rehab facility or the sobriety that made Lindsay Lohan a raging lesbian. According to NYDailyNews Lindsay No Pants personal myspace account was hacked and what was discovered was secret lesbian love letters to her “friend” DJ Samantha Ronson. What did these letters allegedly say you […]
Michael Lohan Spells Like Lindsay DrinksAuthor: ibbb Updated: June 28, 2007Michael Lohan is a wicked good speller. Now look, I definitely have more words spelled incorrectly on this blog than spelled correctly, but at least I know how to spell the names of the people in my family. By now you’ve seen Michael Lohan’s press release where he spells his own daughters name incorrectly: “I […]
Lindsay “With Child” in Rehab?Author: ibbb Updated: June 27, 2007Is Lindsay No Pants “with child” while vacationing at Promise of a New Day Rehab in Malibu? Not really, but every other blog tends to circle the stomach of a celebrity and question if they’re pregnant, so I figured why not jump on the bumpwagon. More importantly, Lindsay went for a hike while in rehab […]