5 more sleeps until The Hills starts up again. Like a giddy little school girl, I am pumped. This crap better not let me down. Who am I kidding? What the hell else am I doing on a Monday night. Anyway, Lauren was on Letterman last night (thanks for the tip Alexis) and talked about […]
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Lauren Conrad & Lo Roommates? Who Nose?!
Filming is starting on Season 3 Part II or Season 4 (not sure of the difference) and there are a few changes taking place on The Hills. Will Audrina’s teeth hit tilt on the “white-o-meter?” Will Lauren finally convince producers to stop placing lights directly under her eyes so we see all her eye wrinkles? […]
Lauren Conrad is Totally THAT Girl
Lauren Conrad is totally that girl. You know which one I’m talking about. She’s the girl that goes out for night of fun with some friends, but ends up drinking way to much, sends drunken text messages, hooks up with some random, and then has to be “helped” out of the bar while shedding some […]
The Hills is Real. Lauren Says So
I don’t know where these rumors started that say that The Hills isn’t real or is scripted? Who would say things like that? Ok, fine so I say it and write about it on a weekly basis, but it’s all in good fun. Well Lauren Conrad isn’t hearing any of that. Lauren has issued the […]
Lauren Conrad and Dieter
Reunited and it feels so good. Lauren Conrad and Laguna Beach alum, Dieter, were looking like they were up to no good while waiting to get into Area in LA the other night. Ahhh LC and Dieter. The days of Laguna Beach. Those really were simpler times, happier times. These were times when houses would […]
Why are Lauren and Heidi Fighting?
What in the hell are these two ungrateful bitches fighting about now? Do they know they’re real? Meaning..they’re actually human and not cartoons. According to US Weekly, Lauren and Heidi are already back to fighting up a storm again while they are taping their carefully scripted and overly rehearsed reality show, “The Hills.” Allegedly, Heidi […]
Heidi Started the LC Sex Tape Rumor?
I don’t know when this became the official “The Hills” blog, but somehow it has. According to a random drunken source via US Weekly, Lauren believes that it was Heidi Montard and Steve Sanders (yes I still refuse to use his real name) who started this rumor. Apparently Heidi Montard was the only cast member […]
MTV The Hills: Lauren’s 21st Birthday
Woo-hoo it’s Lauren’s 21st birthday for the 1oth time! Awesome! You know what that means, there is only room for drunken fights, crying, slurring of words, and bad analogies from Whitney. Audrina and Heidi trying to plan a surprise party makes me nervous. Seriously, their plan makes no sense. I think it actually involves pissing […]
MTV The Hills: Does Heidi Move In With Steve Sanders? Who Cares?
Woo-hoo! This episode digs up some blasts from the past, specifically “Lo” from Laguna Beach. It’s kinda like when Cindy Walsh would randomly show up in the last few seasons of 90210. As my buddy Doug-E-Fresh commonly asks, “Is Lo smart and does she have fat legs?” I mean, let’s face it, this is really […]
MTV The Hills: What the Hell is a Jenn Bunny?
Is it just me or is this season of “The Hills” like 549 episodes long? This episode really pulls from the bottom of the barrell and gives random Laguna Beach friend turned random The Hills friend, Jenn, a little camera time. It’s Jenn Bunny’s (??) 21st birthday and that can only mean one thing: Get […]
Guess Who’s Together and Broke Up?
I don’t know how I missed that my beloved LC (from the original Laguna Beach and The Hills) was dating Brody “Chucks” Jenner, but they were dating. Oh yeah, and now they broke up. They were only dating got one month, according to People Magazine. Hey! That beats my record by like 15 days. Good […]