I mean, come on. Every once in a while Jesus Claus throws a laugh my way and this is one of those times. Lauren Conrad is probably the perfect person to be showing off her milk mustache, as I have been obsessed with her own mustache for what seems like years. I hope they didn’t […]
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Oh Hey There Quitter!
The girl who will always be known as the girl who never went to Paris, Lauren Conrad, while dead to me is apparently alive to other people as she played host for the night at Bank nightclub inside the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas just the other day. I’m still pissed at her for leaving […]
Where's WaldLO?
See what I did there? Nice, right? Layup joke. Anyscript, it’s nice to see that LC and LO are still chums even though LC has abandon us as a country. I thought the signs in the background truly represent what I consider these girls to be like. First they’re all like, “Yeah, I’m open” […]
Lauren Conrad Quits "The Hills"
Well you have some nerve, Lauren Conrad, SOME NERVE! I have half-a-mind to take you over my knee and give you the spanking of your life! We’re in a recession and you’re going to pull this crap? I should wash your mouth out with cheap gin and force you to wear your own clothing line. […]
Lauren Conrad Deleted Me From Her Twitter Account. See You on Judge Judy!
Well isn’t this a fine how-do-ya do!? I had been following Lauren Conrad on Twitter for weeks now and noticed that my “following” number went down. Who did I lose? Similar to a Myspace friend deleting you, you feel like you’ll never figure out who dropped off the face of the earth. Well I just […]
The Hills Gang Goes to Hawaii! I Hope They Return the Tiki to Professor Whitehead!
Bonus points to whoever got my joke in the title and by “bonus points” I mean “imaginary nothings.” For those of you, like me, who are are trying to fill the void in your lives ever since The Hills has been on hiatus, well do I have the perfect fix for you! It’s two parts […]
Lauren Conrad Films Her "Hills" Work Scenes That Include, You Know, Eating Cake
I miss The Hills. There, I said it. I miss it. Don’t judge me. I can’t wait for March so that my Hills life can get back on track. Anyscript, Lauren Cockring was filming scenes for the latest season of The Hills, which included “sitting on her chair with a blank computer screen at her […]
Any Chance This Was the Dress Lauren Conrad Wanted To Be Buried In, According to Her Will?
Lauren Conrad, dressed like she’s going to the funeral of Spencer Pratt, was all smiles while attending the Dolce & Gabana opening night benefit for the Art Elysium. I don’t really care what any of that means. Point being, LC looks like a widow. I forgot to mention this during yesterday’s Hills recap, but do […]
This Time Last Year: Lauren Defends “Hills” Rumors
Happy Friday and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what […]
Fun With Lauren Conrad’s Myspace!
Me gusta Myspace! You may remember we had some fun with Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace blog a few weeks ago. Well good old Lauren Cockpig posted a little blog about a recent rumor and, well, the fans came rushing to her defense. Let me just say that no one is a bigger loser-tool-douche-bag than me, but […]
Are Lauren and Heidi Friends Again? Check the Script.
The Hills Recaps! Click Here! Check Out Past Hills Recaps Here! If you don’t want to know if Lauren and Heidi and her new chin, new nose, new boobs, and new lips are friends again don’t continue reading. IBBB could just be tricking you. Perhaps Lauren is only friends with Heidi’s new lips and not […]
She’ll Have to Bend Slightly More Forward….
Yeah, if Lauren Conrad ever wants to receive an Emmy Award for real she’ll need to be bent over a little more than she is right now to even be considered for it. www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack
Meet Holly Montag, No Really.
Hi everyone! Meet Holly Montag/Montard. She’s the sister of Heidi Montard. She enjoys big white teeth that are a bit bucky beaver and sandals that lace up around her cankles. Holly also enjoys such activities as filming new scenes of The Hills with Lauren Conrad and never eating the sandwich that’s in front of her. […]
LC and LOser Do Something, Technically.
I’m not so good with words. What’s the definition of “irony?” Is that the same as “ironic?” I believe so. Anyhills, Lauren Cockring and LOser Bosworthless were at the “Do Something Awards” which are a pre-party to the Teen Choice Awards. If, like me, you’re wondering what any of those things are, you’re old. Lauren […]
Lauren Conrad Tries the Cowgirl Look. Yee-Ho!
Yeah! Lauren Cockring is 2 for 2 in the past week for me. Last week she appeared all sloppy drunk and hot. Now, we have pictures of Lauren doing a little shopping yesterday dressed like a cowgirl. I like it. She’s totally that girl who puts on her cowgirl themed outfit, heads on out to […]
Lauren Conrad Gets Sloppy Drunk. Nice!
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Lauren Conrad a bit on the tipsy side. Oh, and by “tipsy” side I really mean “3-sheets to the wind.” LC and the gang were out enjoying themselves at Crown Bar last night. Lauren made sure to put on her best Target palm-tree themed anti-mold shower curtain because […]
LC Brings Her Talent to Batman Opening
When I think of the World Premiere of “The Dark Knight” I definitely think of Lauren Conrad from The Hills. The 2 go together like jihad and puppies. LC gave her signature smile and was sporting a dress that I’m pretty sure is made of black electrical tape. Now I don’t want to say anything, […]
Lauren Conrad’s Boobs, Just Because
Everyone’s favorite “Hills” pain in the arse was all boobs and drunk eyes while leaving Coco de Ville just the other night. The Hills and boobs all in one blog post!?! I believe I just hit tilt on the “Awesome-O-Meter.” And that meter does exist, by the way. I think LC is sending a message […]
This is the Lauren Conrad I Like
Gas prices aren’t the only thing that went up when I saw this picture. Oh snap! Lauren Conrad recently showed us all what a big independent girl she is by pumping her own gas in high heels and a little messy hair. Now this is the Lauren Conrad I love. She isn’t saying anything and […]
Happy Belated Graduation LOser!
Half the lifeless cast of The Hills were out and about the other night at Green Door in LA to celebrate LOsers last day of college or some shit from UCLA. I’m pretty sure she majored in “Fucking Retarded” and minored in “I’m Not Interesting.” She may have actually double-majored, but who can keep up […]
Lauren, Audrina and Teeth at Maxim Party
Audrina “Teef” Patridge and Lauren Cockring were all bright white smiles and wrinkly eyes whilst enjoying their time in the spotlight at the Maxim Hot 100 Party. I don’t care what people say, I’m totally convinced that Audrina got herself some store-bought-boobs. These are important topics in life that I investigate and I’m thinking this […]
Karma Missed Lo & Lauren, Hits Paparazzo
Lauren Cockring and LOser were leaving Crown Bar in LA the other night when karma missed them and smacked a paparazzo right in the ass until he hit the ground. Some say he tripped and fell, I say he’s going for a “LC Upskirt” and I think he should be commended for that….kinda like that […]
It’s Official, I’m Voting For Obama
Well IBBB readers, it’s official. I’m voting for Barack Obama. Now I’m not big into politics and don’t even know if I’m registered to vote, but after Obama was on Letterman the other night it’s like he’s trying to capture my vote, specifically. Obama said, “My first act as President will be to stop the […]
The Hills Riddle Time!
Good morning. Time for a “The Hills” Riddle. Riddle: How do you know that Lauren Conrad is not filming a scene for The Hills? Answer: Not everyone in the picture is white. Oh snap! I even made myself laugh with that one. Anytrash, Lauren Conrad was at the “Redkens Real Control Cocktail Party” at Warren […]
Lauren Conrad Had Ticks
5 more sleeps until The Hills starts up again. Like a giddy little school girl, I am pumped. This crap better not let me down. Who am I kidding? What the hell else am I doing on a Monday night. Anyway, Lauren was on Letterman last night (thanks for the tip Alexis) and talked about […]
Lauren Conrad & Lo Roommates? Who Nose?!
Filming is starting on Season 3 Part II or Season 4 (not sure of the difference) and there are a few changes taking place on The Hills. Will Audrina’s teeth hit tilt on the “white-o-meter?” Will Lauren finally convince producers to stop placing lights directly under her eyes so we see all her eye wrinkles? […]
Lauren Conrad is Totally THAT Girl
Lauren Conrad is totally that girl. You know which one I’m talking about. She’s the girl that goes out for night of fun with some friends, but ends up drinking way to much, sends drunken text messages, hooks up with some random, and then has to be “helped” out of the bar while shedding some […]
The Hills is Real. Lauren Says So
I don’t know where these rumors started that say that The Hills isn’t real or is scripted? Who would say things like that? Ok, fine so I say it and write about it on a weekly basis, but it’s all in good fun. Well Lauren Conrad isn’t hearing any of that. Lauren has issued the […]
Lauren Conrad and Dieter
Reunited and it feels so good. Lauren Conrad and Laguna Beach alum, Dieter, were looking like they were up to no good while waiting to get into Area in LA the other night. Ahhh LC and Dieter. The days of Laguna Beach. Those really were simpler times, happier times. These were times when houses would […]
Why are Lauren and Heidi Fighting?
What in the hell are these two ungrateful bitches fighting about now? Do they know they’re real? Meaning..they’re actually human and not cartoons. According to US Weekly, Lauren and Heidi are already back to fighting up a storm again while they are taping their carefully scripted and overly rehearsed reality show, “The Hills.” Allegedly, Heidi […]
Heidi Started the LC Sex Tape Rumor?
I don’t know when this became the official “The Hills” blog, but somehow it has. According to a random drunken source via US Weekly, Lauren believes that it was Heidi Montard and Steve Sanders (yes I still refuse to use his real name) who started this rumor. Apparently Heidi Montard was the only cast member […]
MTV The Hills: Lauren’s 21st Birthday
Woo-hoo it’s Lauren’s 21st birthday for the 1oth time! Awesome! You know what that means, there is only room for drunken fights, crying, slurring of words, and bad analogies from Whitney. Audrina and Heidi trying to plan a surprise party makes me nervous. Seriously, their plan makes no sense. I think it actually involves pissing […]