kristin cavallari

I swear to Jesus Claus if the MTV cameras aren’t rolling on this I will never watch another crapisode of “The Hills” again.  I’m kidding.  I’ll watch it until I lapse into a self induced coma, which typically happens anyway right before the opening credits.  Anycrack, Us Weekly, the Catcher in the Rye of our […]

Kristin Cavallari and her raspy ecstasy voice was all legs whilst at the premiere of “When in Rome” at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood the other night.  This chick is disappearing right before our very own eyes.  Hopefully she’s not on the toothbrush diet, but either way it’s working for her. Kristin recently spoke […]

One of our favorite fauxlity show fauxlebrities, Kristin Cavallari, was off to get her hair did at Anastasia Salon in Beverly Hills 90210 the other day.  Sporting Audrina’s signature Freddie Kruger black hat and skull scarves, Kristin appeared less than pleased by the paparazzi snapping photos of her whilst she walked into the salon and […]

Finally an answer to my daily burning question, “Why do I feel like such a perv.”  Well the answer apparently is because Kristin Cavallari is only 23 years old.  How is it that I’ve aged like 10 years since Laguna Beach and Kristin has only aged 5 years?  Ahhh TV magic! Singer/actress/politician/scientist, Kristin Cavallari, was […]

Isn’t there some unwritten rule that you should never mix with the Kardashian sisters? Kristin Cavallari and two Kardashian’s (no first names needed) posted lifeless on the grey carpet at the grand opening of the Fontainebleau Miami Beach in Miami, Florida over the weekend. Let’s hope in this case the carpet doesn’t match the drapes. […]

My backup girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari, was all smiles and open mouth on the red carpet at the launch party (not to be confused with Lunch Party) for “Rare” from Nicole Maloney. I’m not sure what 3 of those words in that last sentence mean. Alas, who gives 6 craps? Remember the good old days when […]

(Insert Oprah voice) It’s IBBB’s favorrrrrrite thiiiiiiiinnnnnngs! I love me some Kristin Cavallarrrrrrrrrrri! Bring on some of that Baja Freeeeeeeeeeeesh! Kristin Cavallari looks like she basically rolled out of bed, forgot to brush her hair, and tied a Thanksgiving tablecloth around her waist in order to attend the premiere of “Eagle Eye” at Grauman’s Chinese […]

Damn it. I was just having an in depth conversation this weekend about how I was voting Kristin Cavallari as hotter than Lauren Conrad. Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t toss LC out of bed because she drools on the pillow, but still, I always thought Kristin was hotter….you know, in a skanky kinda […]

I know you guys are rolling your eyes and dotting your t’s, but I still love me some Kristin Cavallari. Sure her voice is annoying, but have you ever heard my Boston accent? It’s a match made in heaven and by “heaven” I really mean “jail.” Kristin Cavallari was taking her best put at a […]

Nothing quite makes me feel like I’m turning 121 quite like Kristin Cavallari turning 21. 21? Who the hell is 21 anymore? Kristin, from Laguna Beach and possibly “The Hills”, turned 21 and celebrated her b-day in Vegas, baby! You may be looking around the table and noticing that she’s with a bunch of randoms, […]