Spinoff time! What better way to alienate more people than to take a peek into the artistic ability of children and then comment on what they drew! I’m as excited as a tween getting their braces off. So, ladies and gentlemen, I’m proud to introduce to you a new weekly segment I like to call “Kids […]
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Kids Picture This: Perhaps Something is Wrong at Home?
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Get it? Let’s go…. Picture # 1 – Beep beep! Here comes Mommy! Gas up the red penis-mobile and strap a helmet on Daddy because he’s about get involved in a little […]
Kids Picture This: The Future (and your kid) is Ugly.
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go…. Picture # 1 – Ugh. Is there nothing worse than a kid with future plans? Terrible. Well, then there’s Sean and his future plans. What I […]
Kids Picture This: Drawing Friends, Destroying Lives
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go… Picture # 1 – Get this crush off of me? What does that even mean, Sally? Mommy convinced her friends and herself that it was ok to […]
Kids Picture This: The Cops are Coming For You. Literally.
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go… Picture # 1 – Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Everyone pull their cars over to the right because the dildo-mobile is racing up the street to break up, what […]
Kids Picture This: Soapbox Threats
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go… Picture # 1 – Well isn’t this quite the interesting self portrait. I’d like to use this child’s name but, apparently, they just wrote in a few […]
Kids Picture This: The History Lesson
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go… Picture # 1 – What the F do you, little Jimmy, see when you look up in the sky? Because if that’s the “moon” that you see […]
Kids Picture This: Absolutely No Idea
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go… Picture # 1 – What ever happened to drawing pictures of the sun or maybe even a feisty snowman? Apparently those days are gone and it’s all […]
Kids Picture This: The One With My Dad’s Drawing
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go… While “Kids Picture This” has become one of the more popular segments here at IBBB, I still get a ton of crap emails form people thinking that […]
Kids Picture This: Let’s Put Down the Crayons and Pick Up a Dictionary
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go… Picture # 1 – Ay yi yi. You know what? Let’s just make a new rule, Little Jimmy, if you can’t spell just don’t. Don’t. Just stick […]
Kids Picture This: Let’s Play the Feud!
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go… Picture # 1 – Seriously do we have a pollution problem that the rest of us don’t know about because it seems like that’s all that “the […]
Kids Picture This: The Self Portrait
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go… Picture # 1 – Enough with the demands, Little Sammy! You keep it blue, I’m busy! And not for nothing, but Lake Erie looks like a Caribbean […]
This Kid’s Drawing is the Stuff Nightmares are Made Of
Welcome back to “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get it? Let’s go…. It’s really nice to try and save the environment, but you know what else is really nice too, little Lizzy? How about paying attention in Spelling class. “Plollute?” Really? […]
Kids Picture This: The New Terrorists
Yay! Hey boys and girls! Look who it is! It’s everyone’s favorite multiracial terrorist, “Chong the Flying Mexican Magician!” Hooray! Yay! And look, boys and girls, he’s about to use his flying “stick” to make a direct attack on that blue building filled with candles! Ooooo, aaaaaah, ohhhhhhh! “Chong the Flying Mexican Magician” is […]