I’m going to say this as nicely as possible. If I was ever on the golf course or even the driving range and saw these two characters out there dressed like that I would hand them two brand new metal golf clubs and then I would perform my Native American rain dance that also brings […]
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Heidi’s “Body Language” Song: Jackpot!
They say that you will always remember exactly where you were when John F Kennedy was shot, or the time you heard when Elvis died, or what you were doing on September 11th. I’d like to add one to that list. You’ll always remember exactly where you were the first time you heard Heidi Montag’s […]
Heidi Montag Gets Comfortable
When “The Hills” is no longer on the air (2045), Heidi definitely has her next career all lined up. A surfer you ask? Nope, but her on all fours with a guy about 10 inches from her ass and a camera crew around her…you do the math. Is it just me or are there only […]
US Weekly Blows Heidi Montag
I can’t seem to figure out why yet, but US Weekly totally blows Heidi Montag. They always seem to be bragging about some random interview with Heidi and Steve Sanders. For me, this is the 8th Wonder of the World. Does US Weekly make money off of every interview they do? It’s always the most […]
Why are Lauren and Heidi Fighting?
What in the hell are these two ungrateful bitches fighting about now? Do they know they’re real? Meaning..they’re actually human and not cartoons. According to US Weekly, Lauren and Heidi are already back to fighting up a storm again while they are taping their carefully scripted and overly rehearsed reality show, “The Hills.” Allegedly, Heidi […]
Heidi and Steve Sanders Engaged
Heidi and Steve Sanders will clearly do anything to stay in the spotlight, even get engaged, which they did. US Weekly has reported that Steve popped the question to Heidi while they were vacationing in Santa Barbara. They have yet to set a wedding date, but I’m sure it will be a major portion of […]
Heidi From “The Hills”: New Boobs & Nose!
Hot off the chest! Check out Heidi Montard’s new store-bought boobs and nose! Good for her! Heidi is all of a sudden prettier, funnier, a better singer, smarter, and nicer. Is it just me? Anyway, these photos were snapped Heidi while her and she and Steve Sanders were hanging out at the beach in Malibu. […]
Heidi Started the LC Sex Tape Rumor?
I don’t know when this became the official “The Hills” blog, but somehow it has. According to a random drunken source via US Weekly, Lauren believes that it was Heidi Montard and Steve Sanders (yes I still refuse to use his real name) who started this rumor. Apparently Heidi Montard was the only cast member […]
Heidi’s Boobs Make News: The Hills
Uh-oh! Heidi’s old boobs are “dunzo” as the kids on MTV like to say. US Weekly has learned (some how) that Heidi Montag or “Montard” as I like to call her underwent breast augmentation surgery this week in Beverly Hills. Even more shocking is that Heidi Montard is an inspiring singer. Do you think Steve […]