Let me just say that I’ve probably taken 4 days off from the blog in the past 2 years. Of course, of course, I would take the day off when Heidi, her new chin, her new boobs, her new nose, her fake hair, would marry Spencer/Steve Sanders and his Santa pubes. Of course I would […]
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And You Know That the Security Machine Beeped Every Time Heidi Walked Through!
Heidi and Steve Sanders were heading out of LAX to an unknown destination. I’m assuming they’re flying to Crested Butte so that they can cook up and eat Heidi’s horse for Thanksgiving just like the Pilgrims did in 1492. Perhaps my math is wrong. Anyway, I wonder how many times the security machine beeped when […]
IBBB Exclusive! Guess Who Found a Copy of Heidi’s Resume????
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Dear Heidi, Welcome to Your Future!
Dear Heidi, Welcome to your future! Meet it. Its name is Kim Zolciak. It’s on Real Housewives of Atlanta. This shall be you. Best wishes! Signed, Fate www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack
It’s Voting Day! Make a Difference in What Really Matters…
Today, as you know, is a very important day in our lives. It’s a day we vote. It’s the day we vote for Heidi Montag’s fakest feature! Uh, what did you think I was talking about? So is it her boobs? Her nose? Her lips? I mean, really, the sky is the limit! So take […]
This Time Last Year: Heidi, the Fugly Mermaid
Happy Halloween and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what […]
Stop Teasing Us and Just Use the Gun Already!
First of all if you’re not going to play “Murder/Suicide” than I don’t want to see these pictures. Second of all, I don’t care why these pictures were actually taken…there is no part of me that believes that Heidi Montag can read more than 4 words (boobs, nose, chin, lips). Third of all, I’m waiting […]
Heidi Montag Before and After. Just Because.
The other day an IBBB reader asked me to show a little “before and after” of our beloved Heidi Montard. It looks like fame can really change you. Well, that an a surgical knife. Well, a surgical knife and selling your soul to the devil. Well, a surgical knife, selling your soul to the devil, […]
Are Lauren and Heidi Friends Again? Check the Script.
The Hills Recaps! Click Here! Check Out Past Hills Recaps Here! If you don’t want to know if Lauren and Heidi and her new chin, new nose, new boobs, and new lips are friends again don’t continue reading. IBBB could just be tricking you. Perhaps Lauren is only friends with Heidi’s new lips and not […]
And You Know the Homeless Are Like, “Eh, I’ll Pass Thanks”
Heidi and Steve Sanders are continuing on with their “We Help People” press tour. This time around they’re scooping mashed potatos and toilet water sundae’s (I’d assume) at the Union Rescue Mission House. I have a question. Why are Heidi and Steve Sanders wearing white gardening gloves WITH plastic gloves over their gardening gloves? They’re […]
You Know What? I Don’t Want to See the Slaughtered Cow on the Wall, Why Would I Want to See This?
Unless this is their obituary photo, I don’t want to see it. Heidi and Steve Sanders, from The Hills, are now hanging from the wall at Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant, “Cut.” It’s not as promising as it sounds. Their pictures are hanging there, not them themselves. Ugh. Better luck next time. Seriously the last thing I […]
Oh God, Where Do I Go With This One
Look, even I’m not going to make some dumb joke about these kids. IBBB does, in fact, have a heart….contrary to popular belief. I just think that these kids have already suffered enough. To have to sit there and pretend that they’re happy to see Heidi and Steve Sanders is just like adding salt to […]
When Did Spencer Start Dating Cindy McCain?
So is this Cindy McCain sub-storyline going to make it into future crapisodes of The Hills? Steve Sanders and Heidi Montard, who literally looks like a Q-tip, walked the gray carpet at the Pink Party in Santa Monica yesterday. Elyse Walker played host to the 4th Annual function that was held in Hangar 8 at […]
When Heidi Dies, This is the Video My Jesus Will Show Her
I’ve made more crap videos than I know what do with. I’m not quite sure what that means, but perhaps you’ve seen them. Heidi Montard has a music video out that she made herself for her wonderful dance ballad “Overdosin.” You saw the pictures earlier this week and now you get to enjoy the 10 […]
Heidi’s New Video, Now Cameltoe Free!
Wow! It looks like someone used some of their Hills money to actually make a music video that included such things as “extras,” “work-out clothes,” and “hair and make-up.” I’m actually pretty sure this is a sign of the apocalypse, but I also thought that when I heard Heidi’s last song, “Fashion.” Fasion, put it […]
A Two-Headed Montag Monster…..and Heidi’s Mom is Suddenly the New Dina Lohan
I couldn’t decide on what to title this post so I combined them. I own this crap. I get to decide. Anyhills, my worst nightmare has come true (Siamese Montag sisters) at the same time my dream has come true (Darlene Montag is totally the new Dina Lohan!). It’s almost like Hills implosion for me. […]
Yes! We Finally Have a Strategy on How to Smoke Bin Landen Out of the Hole He’s Hiding in! Heidi and Spencer are Going to Iraq!
Please don’t stop the war yet! Just give it a little more time! Trust me, you’ll thank me later troops! Heidi and Spencer have surprisingly strayed away from Us Weekly and told Extra that Heidi plans on going over to the Middle East and “perform” for the troops. No joke. Haven’t these troops suffered enough? […]
Thanks to Heidi Montag I Know Who I’m Voting For!!!!!
Who has time to listen to the issues that the presidential candidates are talking about? Certainly not me. I mean, I have television to watch. Well, finally there is an easy way for me to decide just who I’ll be voting for come November! The Hills skank, Heidi Montag was photographed having lunch with John […]
Yay! A Heidi Spencer Murder Suicide?!
Alarming statistics show that those who own guns are 55% more likely to have an accidental deadly shooting in their own home than those who don’t own guns. Well if Heidi owns a gun and Spencer owns a gun, isn’t that like an over 100% chance that these two clowns are going to “accidentally” kill […]
Heidi’s Song “FASHION” is Pure Magic!!
Full URL Oh wait, I’m sorry, what? I think, I think this was sent to me as Heidi Montard’s new song, but I pressed play and listened to it and I’m pretty certain that Mother Mary and all the angels and saints are singing this song. Just when I thought Heidi couldn’t technically get any […]
Ebony and Retardory
Heidi Montard, who apparently is taking hairstyling tips from Dina Lohan, was not only showing her support (and horselike features) at the Boost Mobile Rock Corps concert at the Gibson Amphitheatre in CA the other night, but she also really showed her talent while on stage with 30 Rock’s Tracy Morgan. What a match made […]
Heidi’s Gun Won’t Slow Me Down!
You think I’m afraid of a little gunshot wound? I don’t think so, Heidi. According to In Touch Weekly, Heidi and Spencer have made some enemies and want to protect themselves so they stopped by Martin B Redding store in Culver City, CA about a week or so ago and purchased $10,000 worth of guns. […]
I Hate You, You Hate Me
I hate you, you hate me, we’re a fame-whore family. With a great big chin and some big new boobs to boot. Won’t you say you love me too? Awww, we all love that song. Heidi, Steve Sanders, and Barney stopped to take an impromptu photo at the “A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival” yesterday […]
The Three Wise Men
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