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And You Know the Homeless Are Like, “Eh, I’ll Pass Thanks”
Heidi and Steve Sanders are continuing on with their “We Help People” press tour. This time around they’re scooping mashed potatos and toilet water sundae’s (I’d assume) at the Union Rescue Mission House. I have a question. Why are Heidi and Steve Sanders wearing white gardening gloves WITH plastic gloves over their gardening gloves? They’re […]
You Know What? I Don’t Want to See the Slaughtered Cow on the Wall, Why Would I Want to See This?
Unless this is their obituary photo, I don’t want to see it. Heidi and Steve Sanders, from The Hills, are now hanging from the wall at Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant, “Cut.” It’s not as promising as it sounds. Their pictures are hanging there, not them themselves. Ugh. Better luck next time. Seriously the last thing I […]
Oh God, Where Do I Go With This One
Look, even I’m not going to make some dumb joke about these kids. IBBB does, in fact, have a heart….contrary to popular belief. I just think that these kids have already suffered enough. To have to sit there and pretend that they’re happy to see Heidi and Steve Sanders is just like adding salt to […]
When Did Spencer Start Dating Cindy McCain?
So is this Cindy McCain sub-storyline going to make it into future crapisodes of The Hills? Steve Sanders and Heidi Montard, who literally looks like a Q-tip, walked the gray carpet at the Pink Party in Santa Monica yesterday. Elyse Walker played host to the 4th Annual function that was held in Hangar 8 at […]
When Heidi Dies, This is the Video My Jesus Will Show Her
I’ve made more crap videos than I know what do with. I’m not quite sure what that means, but perhaps you’ve seen them. Heidi Montard has a music video out that she made herself for her wonderful dance ballad “Overdosin.” You saw the pictures earlier this week and now you get to enjoy the 10 […]
Heidi’s New Video, Now Cameltoe Free!
Wow! It looks like someone used some of their Hills money to actually make a music video that included such things as “extras,” “work-out clothes,” and “hair and make-up.” I’m actually pretty sure this is a sign of the apocalypse, but I also thought that when I heard Heidi’s last song, “Fashion.” Fasion, put it […]
A Two-Headed Montag Monster…..and Heidi’s Mom is Suddenly the New Dina Lohan
I couldn’t decide on what to title this post so I combined them. I own this crap. I get to decide. Anyhills, my worst nightmare has come true (Siamese Montag sisters) at the same time my dream has come true (Darlene Montag is totally the new Dina Lohan!). It’s almost like Hills implosion for me. […]
Yes! We Finally Have a Strategy on How to Smoke Bin Landen Out of the Hole He’s Hiding in! Heidi and Spencer are Going to Iraq!
Please don’t stop the war yet! Just give it a little more time! Trust me, you’ll thank me later troops! Heidi and Spencer have surprisingly strayed away from Us Weekly and told Extra that Heidi plans on going over to the Middle East and “perform” for the troops. No joke. Haven’t these troops suffered enough? […]
Thanks to Heidi Montag I Know Who I’m Voting For!!!!!
Who has time to listen to the issues that the presidential candidates are talking about? Certainly not me. I mean, I have television to watch. Well, finally there is an easy way for me to decide just who I’ll be voting for come November! The Hills skank, Heidi Montag was photographed having lunch with John […]
Yay! A Heidi Spencer Murder Suicide?!
Alarming statistics show that those who own guns are 55% more likely to have an accidental deadly shooting in their own home than those who don’t own guns. Well if Heidi owns a gun and Spencer owns a gun, isn’t that like an over 100% chance that these two clowns are going to “accidentally” kill […]
Heidi’s Song “FASHION” is Pure Magic!!
Full URL Oh wait, I’m sorry, what? I think, I think this was sent to me as Heidi Montard’s new song, but I pressed play and listened to it and I’m pretty certain that Mother Mary and all the angels and saints are singing this song. Just when I thought Heidi couldn’t technically get any […]
Ebony and Retardory
Heidi Montard, who apparently is taking hairstyling tips from Dina Lohan, was not only showing her support (and horselike features) at the Boost Mobile Rock Corps concert at the Gibson Amphitheatre in CA the other night, but she also really showed her talent while on stage with 30 Rock’s Tracy Morgan. What a match made […]
Heidi’s Gun Won’t Slow Me Down!
You think I’m afraid of a little gunshot wound? I don’t think so, Heidi. According to In Touch Weekly, Heidi and Spencer have made some enemies and want to protect themselves so they stopped by Martin B Redding store in Culver City, CA about a week or so ago and purchased $10,000 worth of guns. […]
I Hate You, You Hate Me
I hate you, you hate me, we’re a fame-whore family. With a great big chin and some big new boobs to boot. Won’t you say you love me too? Awww, we all love that song. Heidi, Steve Sanders, and Barney stopped to take an impromptu photo at the “A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival” yesterday […]
The Three Wise Men
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Heidi and Spencer’s Wedding
Heidi Montard and Steve Sanders were all child-like and carefree….and plastic and evil..while playing reindeer games all around Disneyland yesterday. Seriously, who goes to DisneyLAND anymore? DisneyWORLD is where it’s at. Disneyland is so 70’s and is probably filled with retro pedophiles. Anyway, Heidi and Steve Sanders spontaneously decided to ride the Toy Story interactive […]
Heidi and Spencer are Still Together?
Heidi Montard and Steve Sanders are shockingly photographed after having a little lunch yesterday at Cafe Vida in Pacific Palisades, CA. (Please read the following with both sarcasm and a British accent, just for kicks). Wait a minute, they’re together? But on The Hills the other night Heidi said they were broken up whilst she […]
Heidi Runs the Kentucky Derby!
Uh-oh, check your mint juleps for piss and silicon drippings because Heidi Montag was at The Kentucky Derby. Well, she wasn’t so much “at it” as I imagined her running it. Sadly, a horse was euthanized. You may have snuck away this time, Heidi Montag, but we will get you…oh we will. Ok ok so […]
It’s Official, I’m Voting For Obama
Well IBBB readers, it’s official. I’m voting for Barack Obama. Now I’m not big into politics and don’t even know if I’m registered to vote, but after Obama was on Letterman the other night it’s like he’s trying to capture my vote, specifically. Obama said, “My first act as President will be to stop the […]
Heidi Montag’s Butt Implants
I wish, I wish I could turn away from the crazy-train that is “The Hills” but I can’t. It’s a disease, like syphilis but makes you a little more crazy…and itchy. Anyway, according to E-Online Heidi Montag is considering have butt implants (or ass implants as the kids are calling it). According to these guys, […]
Heidi Plays “Fashion Show.”
The sexy beastmaster that is Heidi Montag was all smiles (and boobs and chin) while at her very own fashion show for her new clothing line, which I refuse to name. Heidi didn’t look too much like a newscaster during the fashion show, which is a positive sign for her and can only mean there […]
Steve Sanders Cheats on Heidi?
I would say that The Hills is trying to create some additional buzz since the new season of the show starts up in a few weeks, but US Weekly seems to do a story with Heidi and Steve Sanders 47.3 times per month. This time around, Heidi quickly dries the tears from her step-brothers funeral […]
Heidi and Steve Sanders “Film” at Kitson
Busy busy busy! Heidi Montard and Steve Sanders were “working” while at Kitson on Robertson Blvd in Hollywood recently. I say they’re working not because they will eventually be retail clerks at Kitson, but because they were in process of filming for an original episode of “The Fit” which will air on Myspace. You can […]
Hey Heidi! Why the Long Face?
We wouldn’t be able to close out the week without a little Heidi Montard, now would we? Heidi called the paparazzi and they all headed out to try on some clothes and take pictures of Heidi at, where I can only assume is, Sears. Not that there’s anything wrong with Sears, but I just feel […]
Super Heidi Boobs Brothers!
We’re sorry Heidi, but your chin is in another castle! Steve Sanders (Spencer Pratt) continues his incestuous relationship with Us Weekly and tells them that there is a Heidi and Spencer video game in the works. Steve Sanders says, “We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game. It’s top secret. Let’s just say that […]
Heidi Cries. Now With Hand Movements!
I’d check Spencer’s boombox for onions. Heidi Montard and Steve Sanders had an impromptu photoshoot of Heidi reacting to the poor reviews of her new video, which I believe it called, “Chasing Seagulls.” Personally I like how Heidi has one hand placed stressfully over her forehead, also known as the only original piece of her […]
Party With Heidi, Spencer, & His Boombox
Wanna party with Heidi and Steve Sanders? Want to ask her about her chin? Her boobs? Her new lips? Her fake hair? Wanna battle Steve Sanders to a “boom-box dance-off?” Well, if you’re lucky enough to live near the Bortgata Hotel, Casino, and Spa and read this by Feb 16th, you can party with these […]
Heidi Cried Into Her Fake Boobs
Us Weekly continues their world tour of blowing Heidi Montard and run a story about how Heidi felt in regards to the feedback on her wonderfully horrific “music video.” When Heidi released a music video of her running with seagulls and looking like she washed up on shore people, for some reason, didn’t really love […]
Heidi Montag’s Music Video. Yes Please!
Remember when you parents got their first “camcorder” and they’d go out for the night and you and your friends would take the video camera and start making ridiculous movies? Remember how proud of yourself you were for making such a kick-ass video, so proud however, that when your parents got home from their night […]
Heidi Montag Does Maxim Magazine. IBBB Wishes Photoshopped People Could Come to Life.
Who wants to see Heidi Montard expose her bare chin in Maxim Magazine? If you’re on the edge of your seat at your crappy desk at work and saying, “I do, I do” then you are in luck my friends. Heidi will be gracing the pages of Maxim and above are some of the shots […]
The Hills: Heidi’s Wedding is Canceled
US Weekly continues their victory tour of blowing all the members of The Hills and featuring each cast member on their cover. Heidi seems to get the most cover action, but I digress (And digest). I must say that I probably got 95 emails yesterday alerting me of the news that The Hills wedding between […]