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The Best (and Most Ridiculous) Harriet Carter Products of All Time!

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Cat Sneakers is the Last Sign

By ibbb Updated: April 29, 2009

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  It’s been hotter than a nun after 3 vodka-tonics here in NYC and I, of course, blame the Swine Flu for this.  Why they’re not calling it the “Pig Ouchies” is beyond me.  Our one chance to name a new virus and we blow it.  Eh, such is life.  Anypig, this week […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Spring Into Failure Model Chick!

By ibbb Updated: April 22, 2009

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  What a real treat we have around the IBBB office for you today!  That’s right boys, girls, and transgender individuals, Failure Model Chick is back!  And, to top it off, she’s in a one-piece bathing suit.  She is quite the dish!  This week, FMC makes a comeback, Harriet cures the blind, […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: A Real Hoot (you'll get that reference later)

By ibbb Updated: April 15, 2009

Why happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys and girls!  Pull up your nap mats and pull down your shirts because this week Harriet is helping diddlers stick to their story, gives the gift of “pen” to graduates, and replaces your stomach with your rack (somehow).  Let’s go! Product # 1 – Hey there kids!  Is your […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Hoppy Easter. Get It? Hoppy. Rabbits Hop. F. U.

By ibbb Updated: September 27, 2015

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday…the Wednesday before Easter!  For those of you who don’t know what Easter is, it’s basically the day when Eli Whitney created the cotton gin so that he could make a real-life Easter bunny who would help Jesus carry the cross and figure out if we’ll have 6 more weeks of winter.  […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Fun With Words!

By ibbb Updated: March 25, 2009

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Do you ever wonder if Harriet sleeps hanging upside down with a Snuggie on?  I do.  This week Harriet hijacks your navigation system, reminds us what animals are really for, and lets us know what will happen if you goose a dragon.  Let’s go!   Product # 1 – Now here’s […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Harriet of Yesteryear

By ibbb Updated: March 18, 2009

Yeah let’s bring it back to yesteryear!  This is kinda like when you were looking forward to watching The Office and then as you go to flip it on you realize that it’s  repeat.  Well this is a repeat…and I don’t make anywhere near what those guys make, so this seems fair.  Enjoy! Product # […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Bumpits!

By ibbb Updated: March 11, 2009

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and belated Ash Wednesday.  Since I worship both Santa Christ and Harriet Carter I thought this was important to note.  This week, Harriet sexifies her hair, lets her fake bird take a hit from her bong, and lets us know that she just created skidmarks in her granny-panties.  All wonderful.  Let’s […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Move Your Caulk, Please.

By ibbb Updated: March 4, 2009

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  When are the Ides of March?  Perhaps today.  One may never know.  Now go back and read those first 4 sentences with a British accent.  It just makes it better.  Anyway, this week Harriet helps us with our caulk, kills some happy harmless cartoon bugs, and makes cleaning the house, sexy!  […]

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Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday: The One With the T-Shirt Diss!

By ibbb Updated: February 25, 2009

Why Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys and girls.  And skanks.  Boys, girls, and skanks.  And pervs.  Boys, girls, skanks, and pervs.  Yup, that covers it.  I have a confession to make.  Sometimes when sifting through the HC crapalog I sometimes see products that I actually kinda want.  I mean, I’m not discussing any of those […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Hide Your Crap!

By ibbb Updated: February 18, 2009

Grab your wallet and get ready to spend because it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday!  In today’s tough economic climate people still need to receive gifts.  You need to buy them.  Maybe you can buy some of these gems?  See how that works?  I’m helpful.  This week Harriet helps to pre-qualify burglars, makes t-shirts confusing, and allows […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: How's Your Nuts?

By ibbb Updated: February 11, 2009

What! What!  Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Only 3 more shopping days until Valentine’s Day, but I think I have some great gift selections for you!  This week, Harriet compliments our nuts, gets sexy with our naughty bits, and helps us to impress our Valentine’s Day date.  Check your class at the door.  Let’s go! Product […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Talk to the Hand

By ibbb Updated: February 4, 2009

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday y’all (that’s southern for “you all)! Due to my new website being hijacked and me trying to bitch slap the flu like Ike did to Tina, Harriet Carter Wednesday has suffered. Well, dry your red eye because HCW is back like a flair up of the herpes virus. This week some […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Get Pretty, Stay Pretty.

By ibbb Updated: January 14, 2009

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Who’s ready to get sexy? I said, who’s ready to get sexy! Well thanks to Harriet Carter now you can scrub the ugly off your face, pack your ponytails for your next big trip, and protect your 1982 wardrobe’s shoulder pads. This week Harriet wants to get you pretty and keep […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: A Poopy For Your Thoughts? Get It? I Said "Poopy" Instead of "Penny." Was That Not Clear? Poop.

By ibbb Updated: January 7, 2009

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This is the first HCW in 2009. This means I am officially 2 years down without a Harriet Carter lawsuit or a restraining order from Failure Model Chick. There’s a lot to be thankful for. This week, Harriet feeds your children animal poop, dressed up your local pedophile, and continues her […]

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12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 12th Day of Christmas…

By ibbb Updated: December 22, 2008

On the 12th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 12 Windshield Smashers, ~ 11 Santa Toilets ~ 10 Colonial Drivers, ~ 9 Dead Nana’s, ~ 8 Santa Blowers, ~ 7 Ornament Hookers, ~ 6 Crappy Church Jokes, ~ 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, ~ 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, ~ 3 […]

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12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 10th Day of Christmas…

By ibbb Updated: December 18, 2008

On the 10th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 10 Colonial Drivers, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! […]

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12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 9th Day of Christmas…

By ibbb Updated: December 17, 2008

On the 9th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 9th […]

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12 Days of Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 7th Day of Christmas…

By ibbb Updated: December 15, 2008

On the 7th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 7th Day of Christmas: Does decorating your […]

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12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 4th Day of Christmas….

By ibbb Updated: December 9, 2008

On the 4th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 4th Day of Christmas: Finally, Diva Las Vegas whore-stuffed animals that make the perfect gift for any gambling degenerate slampig […]

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12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 3rd Day of Christmas….

By ibbb Updated: December 4, 2008

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders….2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree….. On the 3rd Day of Christmas: Just what every bitchy businesswoman needs…a magnetic eyeglass holder because, you know, just holding on to your eyeglasses like a normal grown […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: This Thanksgiving I am Most Thankful for Harriet Carter and No Lawsuits

By ibbb Updated: November 26, 2008

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Thanksgiving Eve. There were hardly any Thanksgiving related products in the Harriet Carter catalog, which helps proves my hypothesis that Harriet and her family have sex with turkeys. Mystery solved. This Thanksgiving week, Harriet helps clean up your yard, fixes your rack and ass, and keeps your safe from scary […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Here Pretty, Crappy, Kitty!

By ibbb Updated: November 19, 2008

Well Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours! As we get closer to Thanksgiving I would like to say that I am most thankful for all the products that Harriet Carter tries to sell me. I am also grateful for the “Y/K’ on most of my zippers, but that’s another story for another time […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Well This All Seems a Little Familiar

By ibbb Updated: November 12, 2008

Feliz Harriet Carter Miércoles. That may or may not mean Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday in French, Spanish, or Morse Code. One can’t be sure. This week we look at a Harriet Carter review from over 365 days ago. That’s one year. Are the IBBB readers getting sick of Harriet? I feel like it’s getting a […]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: How Do I Look at That Special Place Near My Privates?

By ibbb Updated: November 5, 2008

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Day After Election Day! Did Newt Gingrich win? I haven’t checked the newspaper yet. As we roll into November the Harriet Carter catalog has come out with some real winners. This week Harriet helps us see the inside of our ears (but I want to see other places), dresses you […]

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