The Best (and Most Ridiculous) Harriet Carter Products of All Time!

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Thanksgiving Eve. There were hardly any Thanksgiving related products in the Harriet Carter catalog, which helps proves my hypothesis that Harriet and her family have sex with turkeys. Mystery solved. This Thanksgiving week, Harriet helps clean up your yard, fixes your rack and ass, and keeps your safe from scary […]

Well Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours! As we get closer to Thanksgiving I would like to say that I am most thankful for all the products that Harriet Carter tries to sell me. I am also grateful for the “Y/K’ on most of my zippers, but that’s another story for another time […]

Feliz Harriet Carter Miércoles. That may or may not mean Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday in French, Spanish, or Morse Code. One can’t be sure. This week we look at a Harriet Carter review from over 365 days ago. That’s one year. Are the IBBB readers getting sick of Harriet? I feel like it’s getting a […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Day After Election Day! Did Newt Gingrich win? I haven’t checked the newspaper yet. As we roll into November the Harriet Carter catalog has come out with some real winners. This week Harriet helps us see the inside of our ears (but I want to see other places), dresses you […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and too all a good night! It may be the week of Halloween, but I’m already in the white-trash-crappy-useless-products-Christmas-spirit! This week in the Harriet Carter crapalog, Harriet reallllly F’s with Nana, makes you uncomfortable under the mistletoe, and reinvents the Christmas tree. I blame gas prices. Let’s go! Product # 1 […]

Feliz Harriet Carter Wednesday! That might mean Merry Harriet Carter Wednesday. One can’t be sure. I mean, I’m not a magician. Anycrap, this week Harriet cools down Mr Winky whilst I sleep, lets grandma know that her little granddaughter is pissed at her, and lights up your life with rabies. Let’s go!Product # 1 – […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to one and all! Well, not to all of you, but to some. Anylog, this week Harriet tries to explain how your douche-bag sister was made, provides us with a cartoon snowman to fake buy, and reminds us what we need to do when we smell bad things. Let’s go!Product # […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! With the economy in the crapper I’ve chosen three products that should get you through these difficult financial times. This week Harriet takes a dump on her autumn apples, gives us the gift of Bindi Sue Irwin, and sexes up your ghetto jewelry holder. Let’s go!Product # 1 – Mmmmm mmmmmm. […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week will conclude IBBB’s look back at Harriet Carter of yesteryear. It’s been a real treat for me to see what white-trash crap was being sold in the 1950’s and, clearly, it was a real treat for you too since crickets were chirping in last weeks comments. Screw it, I […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys, girls, and transgender individuals who are built with both boobies and ding dong. Do I have a treat for you today! IBBB is proud to present to you the very first Harriet Carter crapalog that was ever created. Ever! Basically, what we have here is white-trash products of yesteryear. Horses […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday you crack whores! Oh, have you ALL read my Chelsea Handler Interview?? Ok, moving on. I’m as excited as an Olsen in heat because there are finally some new Harriet Carter products for me to review. And, with the products I’ve found this week it’s like Christmas morning. I wanted to […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Today boys, girls, boys with girl parts, and girls with boy parts do I have a treat for you! I figured since the Harriet Carter Crapalog is a little thin on white-trash products this week I’d come up with a Best of Failure Model Chick: Volume 1. Looking back at the […]

Happy Craptastic Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet helps you scoop up that pussy on your keyboard (layup joke), reminds you to clean your desk, 1950’s housewife, and dresses you up like the complete and utter asshole you really are. I mean, you really are. Really. Asshole. Let’s go!Product # 1 – Finally, a product […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. Let’s get down to cheap white-trash business. This week Harriet tries to sell us products that keep us from having sexual times, tries to bring back slavery for the elderly, and continues to confuse the hell out of us with ridiculous t-shirts. Grab your junk and let’s go!Product # 1 – […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Happy Birthday to IBBB reader Paul. I mean, to celebrate your birthday on Harriet Carter Wednesday, well, it frankly doesn’t get any more white trash than that. Next year I’ll be celebrating my birthday on HCW and I’m so white trash I drink my water-downed Kool-Aid whilst humping my pet/girlfriend […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! 21 months of Harriet Carter product reviews and still lawsuit free! Let’s celebrate and by “celebrate” I really mean “read this crap.” This week Harriet helps to wash your dirty bits with money, makes your terrorist attack easier and sportier, and helps a little boy determine what he’ll be doing in […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I was thinking. What do you think they give out as gifts to the employees at the Harriet Carter Christmas party? I have 4 more months to work on getting an invite to that. Oh, and by the way, I believe the answer to that is “decorated corn husks.” This week […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday, a special day in which all your white-trash dreams can and will come true. This week Harriet confuses God with mulch, puts her balls near your sons face, and reminds you just exactly where your lock as always been. Sounds action packed. Let’s go!Product # 1 – I love when Harriet […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday you miserable blood-sucking rat bastards! Ole! On Harriet’s behalf (via a Ouija Board) she would like to make sure that you all had a wonderfully patriotic 4th of July. You know that whore was lighting fire-crackers up her old “hoo-ha” just to try and get the feeling back. One would assume. […]

Harriet Carter Wednesday is a special day, mainly because I say it is. In this weeks installment, Harriet takes pictures that differ from the reality, helps some old lady bother everyone, and makes sure a little bitch gets her way. All in a weeks work! Let’s go! Product # 1 – Trying to get a […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Time for another look at some wonderfully white-trashed up items that are sold in the Harriet Carter crapalog. You would think at this point that Harriet herself would be sending some products for me to review. Is she dead? If she is, will someone dig her up and ask her? This […]

Me gusta las fiestas de las lapiz y mi nobmre es Harriet Carter en las piernas y el bano! Ay! Ay! Ay! I’m pretty sure that was Spanish for “Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!” I’m trying to expand the audience reach and I hear the Spanish folk is a really blossoming demographic. Ugh. I hate when […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! It’s time to attack the kids again as well as poor people with bad hygiene because, let’s face it, that’s what this is all about. This week Harriet show some little bitch being a bitch, shows us how to smile, casts some more ugly kids in an ad, and classes up […]

This Harriet Carter post is like deja vu. This Harriet Carter post is like deja vu. That’s weird. Anyway, this Harriet Carter post is like deja vu. This week, Harriet cuts my meat with a fancy tool, gives her rack-attack wings, and makes sticking toothpicks into your junk a really fun time. Let’s go! Product […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. It seems like just 7 days ago it was Harriet Carter Wednesday. That was a trick math question. It was 7 days ago. You guys are the worst at math. This week Harriet talks from her pussy….cat, helps a little boys teeth rot out, drys her sweaters in the bathtub, and […]

By the constant itching of my eyes I can tell that Spring has sprung and by “sprung” I mean “declared jihad on my eyes, nose, and throat.” This Spring, Harriet tricks mom and dad into a stylish burial, reminds us of our love for plastic animals, and helps us to make sure we don’t break […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to one and all! This week Harriet pisses in our pants, gets our kids addicted to cigarettes at a young age, let’s the world know there aren’t any terrorists in here, and sits her lazy ass on a stylish Burberry chair knockoff. What a busy week she’s had! Let’s go!Product # […]

I’ve always said that Harriet Carter was easy, breezy, and beautiful so it’s about time to see how Harriet gets herself looking purdy each and every day. I’ve also said Harriet is a white-trash honky so I’ve tossed in one of those products too. Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday girls, boys, and skanks! Let’s go!Product # […]