The Best (and Most Ridiculous) Harriet Carter Products of All Time!

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday y’all! Ok, I tried “y’all” and didn’t like it. I’m not going to use it anymore. Today will be the “Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday Express Edition.” I’m heading to the airport soon so this is going to be a quick one. Product # 1 – Harriet Covers Your Ass: Hey Polly […]

Yeah Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Or, this time I should call it Happy Harriet Carter White Trash Wednesday! The three products I will be reviewing are all white-trash related. Ok, so that’s just my opinion, but you know you agree too. Let’s roll! Product # 1 – How many times do you walk by the […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet is covering her cans, her pets, and a little something special for her lap. Pervert. Let’s see what the Harriet Carter crapalog is forcing us to buy this week…. Product # 1 – Are you missing your legs AND your forehead? I know, me too. Well now you […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and the Harriet Carter Christmas Bonanza 2007! Harriet really knows how to celebrate the holidays with not only selling us cheap crap Christmas decorations, but also suggests some real festive cheap crap gifts for our loved ones. Let’s see what Harriet is selling us this week! Product # 1 – Hey […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday from sunny Florida! I love it when Harriet gets all sexy and sells sexy products to her sexy white-trash customers. The sexier the better and with all this Florida heat Harriet is sure to be in a sexy mood. Skank. Anyway, this week Harriet places chemically altered fish into her stinky […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! 21 months of Harriet Carter product reviews and still lawsuit free! Let’s celebrate and by “celebrate” I really mean “read this crap.” This week Harriet helps to wash your dirty bits with money, makes your terrorist attack easier and sportier, and helps a little boy determine what he’ll be doing in […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday…the Wednesday before Easter!  For those of you who don’t know what Easter is, it’s basically the day when Eli Whitney created the cotton gin so that he could make a real-life Easter bunny who would help Jesus carry the cross and figure out if we’ll have 6 more weeks of winter.  […]

Well Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours or to you and your hand, whatever your current situation is.  It amazes me that that I’ve been recapping Harriet Carter products for a little over 3-years.  Oh, and by “amazes me” I really mean “makes me want to reach out for someone to kick the […]

It’s the happiest Harriet Carter Wednesday in all of the land!  And by “land” I, of course, mean “white trash dwellings.”  Kudos to me for using the word “dwelling” in this here crapbag blog for the first time in almost 4 years.  Harriet teaches.  Anygarb, this week Harriet sings “Noni Baby” to a sleepy little […]

Finally!  A clothing line for your small town pedophile.  This is totally an untapped market and one that, clearly, we should be focusing on.  Gone are the days of the ice cream man in that rusty truck trying to snatch (giggity) up your kids.  Ice cream blow pops are so 1986 and, let’s face it, […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I must make a confession, I fear the day when there are no more products available in the Harriet Carter catalog for me to write about. Let’s hope that day never shows up in our lifetime. Today’s Harriet Carter segment has a little something for everyone…kids and adults, clearly. Let’s go! […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Do you think Harriet read this? She should feel really loved knowing that there is a whole day dedicated to her. This time around Harriet has you covered while you eat, while you snack, and while you apparently sweat through your bra. Let’s go… Product # 1 – This is perhaps […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet tries to sell us some extra creepy crap and while “Failure Model Chick” hasn’t been in the Harriet Carter catalog, I’ve noticed someone new popping up. I am pleased to introduce you to “Creepy Old Man Model.” Let’s go! Product # 1 – Do you ever wish you […]

Wow another craptastic year of Harriet Carter has come and gone and I’m still lawsuit free! I figured what better way to walk through the year of Harriet Carter then to choose my top 19 products of 2007. I could have had everyone vote, but lets face it – knowledge leads to power and I […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! And I’d like to say a special “hello” the the Harriet Carter employees that are now reading this every single Wednesday. Yes, I have been informed that you have been reading. Stop by and say “hi” sometime. It will be nice to put a face with the name when I see […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Happy Birthday to IBBB reader Paul. I mean, to celebrate your birthday on Harriet Carter Wednesday, well, it frankly doesn’t get any more white trash than that. Next year I’ll be celebrating my birthday on HCW and I’m so white trash I drink my water-downed Kool-Aid whilst humping my pet/girlfriend […]

Why happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys and girls!  Pull up your nap mats and pull down your shirts because this week Harriet is helping diddlers stick to their story, gives the gift of “pen” to graduates, and replaces your stomach with your rack (somehow).  Let’s go! Product # 1 – Hey there kids!  Is your […]

Here comes Carter Claus, here comes Carter Claus, right down Money Wasted Lane!  Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday.  Only 8 more sleeps until all you garbage bag trash barrels will wake up and unwrap your gifts from Carter Claus.  What a treat.  This week Harriet is giving your elderly grandmother the worst makeover ever, allows your […]

Happy Harriet Carter Day.  I say “day” because this week Harriet graces us with her “presents” on Thursday instead of Wednesday.  Hey oh!  You can blame shows like The Hills and The City for taking up a majority of my time.  Thanks Heidi.  Anyway, this week Harriet has fun with delivery and helps you save […]

Last week we had Diddle Fingers and this week, thanks to the fashonista who failed at becoming a Maxxinista at Harriet Carter, we are happy to introduce you to Slut Fingers:  Holiday Edition.  Ho ho ho.  Literally.  Christmas is just under 8-months away so now is the perfect time to start figuring out just how […]

So after having numerous conversations with many of the IBBB readers over the past few weeks, I see one common theme. You want me to expand. So, I give you exactly what you want. I present to you my new weekly segment: “Harriet Carter – Get Used to Her Because She Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere Anytime […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday all you sick-son-of-a-bitches! Let’s face it, every day is really Harriet Carter Wednesday! I also want you to know that I have a new goal. Sure I want to guest-host The Soup on E!, and write for The Family Guy, and do a little something with MTV, but I am adding […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! You know, it really dawned on me that I never really tackled the beautiful clothes and “clothing accessories” that Harriet Carter sells in her brilliant crapalog. I mean, she has t-shirts that have the zaniest sayings on them that even after total stranger stop beating the piss out of you for […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday or as they’ve been calling it in China, “I’ll Hump You on Harriet Carter Wednesday!” I think that’s what the translation means. Anyway, I’m always happy when Harriet adds some new product crap to her catalog. I knew I was in trouble a few weeks ago when I decided to review […]

Happy First Harriet Carter Wednesday of 2008! It seems like just yesterday it was 2007. Well with a new year comes some new products from the Harriet Carter crapalog. If these few new products are any indication of what’s to come, it’s going to be a great Harriet Carter 2008. I’m definitely writing in her […]

Click Here for Previous Harriet Carter Product Reviews! Harriet Carter Wednesday: The One With the Repeat! Hey, even I need a break every once in a while…or is it once “and” a while? See if I had more time to think I’d probably be able to figure it out. Here’s a little Harriet blast from […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. Let’s get down to cheap white-trash business. This week Harriet tries to sell us products that keep us from having sexual times, tries to bring back slavery for the elderly, and continues to confuse the hell out of us with ridiculous t-shirts. Grab your junk and let’s go!Product # 1 – […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  What a real treat we have around the IBBB office for you today!  That’s right boys, girls, and transgender individuals, Failure Model Chick is back!  And, to top it off, she’s in a one-piece bathing suit.  She is quite the dish!  This week, FMC makes a comeback, Harriet cures the blind, […]

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Can you believe 2009 is over?  I can because there are 365 days in the year and we’re basically at day 363. Did you not figure that out?  Well it’s been quite the year for Harriet Carter products so I decided to post some of the worst products that IBBB has […]