Join Me on Facebook! Well, well, and well. Gather around girls and boys because I want to talk to you all for a minute. Are you listening? If you two don’t stop fighting I swear I’ll separate you and you’ll go live with your mother in her crack-den. Ok, now that we’re all on the […]
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Dancing With the Stars Recap: So When Can We Start Up “Audrina and Grandpa Situation are Dating” Rumors?
Join Me on Facebook and See My Ballroom! Time for another crapisode of Dancing With the Stars. The day when Audrina and Grandpa Situation get the boot is the day I put a fork in this recap. Until then, here’s what went down last night on the 23 hours of DWTS: Brooke Burke has what […]
Teefs Pats Is Apparently Still Filming The Hills
Join Me on Facebook! I typically can’t watch Dancing With Them There Stars because it, literally, makes me want to force myself to try back-flips for the first time on the edge of the roof of my apartment building all whilst pigeons do Shasta McNasty on me and little girls repeatedly try to kick me […]
DWTS Bruno Toniolo Says Kate Gosselin is “Crap.” In Related News, Crap is Pisssssed Right Now.
I’m not going to lie, I have no idea what the F Bruno on Dancing With the Stars is ever saying. It’s so fast and so loud that my Tivo overheats and then shuts down. However, I can read things that he’s said and while even that typically doesn’t make sense to me, at least […]
I'm Not Watching "Dancing With the Stars" Until This is the Exact Lineup. Exact.
Everyone seems to lose their stinky-bottoms over Dancing With the Stars. Not me. Partially because I’m dead inside and partially because I typically couldn’t give a crap over their cast. So I prayed on it a lot. A LOT. Jesus spoke to me, you guys. And do you know what He said? He said, “Stop […]
Dancing With the Stars Season 6
Dancing With the Stars Season 6 will kick off on March 24th and I couldn’t care less. I don’t typically understand dancing shows as the arm and foot movements confuse me. Therefore I stick to award winning reality shows like The Hills, Big Brother, and Paradise Hotel. These are simple to watch. Anyway, since I […]
Dancing With the Stars. I Can’t.
I’m sorry I tried. After a ton of emails from IBBB readers hoping that I would recap each weeks episode of Dancing With the Stars with the same brilliance as my “The Hills” recap (their words not mine) I tried to watch it. I did. I tried. I committed to 13 minutes to see what […]
Sara Evans Quits Dancing With the Stars
Ok so this is one reality show that I actually do not watch, but I must report that according to People Magazine, country singer Sara Evans has decided to quite Dancing With the Stars after filing for divorce from her husband yesterday. She wants to give her family the full attention that they deserve. I […]