Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to one, all, and none. All at the same time. This week Harriet brushes your fright-wig with realistic color, gives a shout-out to the Halloweenie Whore, and scares the skid-marks out of your underpants with what I can only assume is a three-headed owl. All normal. Let’s go! Product # 1 […]
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The Hills Recap: The Script is Back
I mean, I don’t want to say that I’ve finally trumped my photoshopping skills, but apparently I have. It is officially as ghetto as this site. Score. Anyway, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The Hills is back and after praying to my Jesus Claus, he finally brought Kristin Cavallari back into our […]
The Hills Recap: Remember When on "Who's the Boss" All of a Sudden That Little Kid, "Billy," Showed Up for a Season? Well, He Lives Next Door to Heidi and Spencer Now.
Oh you’re welcome for the photoshopping this week. Just to pre-recap the recap, nothing happened on this episode. Well, that’s a lie, Audrina stared at stuff…like a lot. I’m not even sure if she was alive or if they were just pulling a “Weekend at Bernie’s” routine with rope, a pulley, and some peanut butter. […]
Happy Birthday to Me!
Even though I made a deal with Santa Christ and Jesus Claus (they’re two different people) that I would no longer age I have turned another year older. Today in fact. Now don’t get me wrong, I am appreciative that my birthday does fall on the same day that Jersey Shore is on. I mean, […]
Dear MTV, Please Give Butch and April Their Own Show. Thanks, IBBB.
An Open Letter/Plea to MTV (probably Liz Gately and/or Adam DiVello) Dear Powers-to-Be at MTV, I am writing to you to beg you to please (and thank you) give April and Butch from Teen Mom their own spin-off show. Seeing Butch’s gelled rat-tail-mullet week after week has brought more joy to the continental United States […]
Obviously There’s Gotta Be Somethin’ Else…
Well, well, well. Now I may not be good with “the numbers” and “the math” but something isn’t quite adding up to me. The New York Post is claiming that Real Houswife of New York City, Teresa Giudice and her husband, Mr Barney Rubble, owe upwards of $11 million in debt. That kind of money […]
It’s Not You, It’s Me. I’m Kidding. It Is, Of Course, You.
Programming Note: IBBB (that’s me) is off to sunny LA for work this week. I know, it’s tough. I’m hoping to find some time to become a Scientologist and a Geologist all in one shot. I will, of course, be hunting Lohan’s, trying to find out if Madame Tussauds has a Nell Carter wax statue […]
Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: See You July 29th, America’s Birthday I Believe.
Well folks it’s the last repeat recap you’re going to have to read for a little while because the new season of Jersey Shore starts up on July 29th. Seriously, thank God. I almost bought a book at the book…shop (?) the other day and was like, wait a second what am I doing?! I […]
The Soup Takes on Jersey Shore
I know I say this once a week (or 10 times a week if you know me personally), but my dream in life is to work for The Soup. I’d write. I’d be an unpaid intern. I’d be the unpaid personal assistant of one of the unpaid interns. One day, folks, one day. Ugh. Anydreams, […]
Jersey Shore Recap: If You Haven’t Met Snooki, She’s New to You!
Join Me on Facebook. It’ll Be Terrible! MTV is running the first season of Jersey Shore like no one has ever seen it or heard about it before. That’s great for me as I recapped all the episodes so, like NBC’s marketing campaign in the summer of 1998, “If you haven’t seen it, it’s new […]
Jersey Shore Recap: Pickle Lickin’ Snooki Drunk Dances While Angelina Packs Her Trash Bags
If you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you! Let’s walk down trash bag lane and experience the 2nd episode of Jersey Shore and learn what the d-bag brigade was up to. Here’s a little sneak peak. Click on the link at the end to read the full recap: Snooki Time! Snooki is looking to […]
Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki’s Mouth Stops Working
Let’s take another AquaNet’d stroll down trash bag lane since MTV is replaying episodes of Jersey Shore every Thursday night. Sure we’ve seen them 1,503 times, but one more won’t hurt, will it? Will it? It won’t right? Right? Fine, let’s try it anyway. Let’s see what went down on last nights repeat of Jersey […]
Jersey Shore Recap: The One With the GTL
Join Me on Facebook! Repeats of The Jersey Shore = Recaps on The IBBB. That’s how math works. Sort of. Walk down Teasing Comb Lane with me and let’s see what the Douche-Bag-Brigade was up to on the GTL crapisode of Jersey Shore: We kick things off with a lesson on how to make a […]
Jersey Shore Recap: Pauly D Has an Israeli Stalker. Neat.
I’m fist pumping like a maniac who has a contact high from excessive Drakkar Noir usage over the Jersey Shore Season 2 Preview from the other day. In the meantime, we’ll have to settle for last nights repeat of The Shore. Here’s what went down with Pauly D and his Israeli stalker. Memories…. If there’s […]
Heading to SXSW…
Well folks I’m heading to sunny (ish) Austin, TX for SXSW. I may or may not be hunting Lohan. If you see me in Texas feel free to stop on by and buy me several drinks. Unless I get discovered I’ll be back next week, sadly, after Teen Mom. Follow me on Twitter if you […]
14 Best Bootleg Halloween Costumes That Almost Sorta Kinda Look Familiar
~ Hey y’all it’s all the rage this year to dress up like America’s favorite pop star/tragedy, “Kilometery Cyrus!” Just in case the twerkin’ jokes hasn’t been beaten into the ground, now you can put your ratty hair into pigtails and stick out your halitosis fighting tongue and get ready for literally seconds of […]
Attention Young Girls of America! Get Pregnant. It Works Out Way Better Than You Thought!
Safe sex, shmafe sex! Just think, if you are around 16 years old and not married (sorry Mississippi residents) then you should get on the fast track to motherhood because, let’s face it, it can really start to pay off. Sure you’ll be a little embarrassed at first, but next thing you know MTV is […]
Holiday Palooza 2014!
Well happy holidays! As many of you know by now I’ve been working on a new project (in addition to IBBB…I’ll never leave) with 2 other folks called Brostrick.com. We cover a wide (w-i-d-e) variety of topics like fun viral news stories, food + recipes, pop culture/celebrity and everything in between. You should totally […]
Everything You Need to Know About the Ebola Virus…As Told By Oprah Gifs
Welcome to the United States…we have ebola! There’s a lot I’ve been hearing about this insane virus, so what better way for us to really get our mind around this “craze” than with Oprah Gifs? Here are the stages of how I processed this ebola information: 1. The very first person I saw who posted […]
Watch: Chrissy Teigen Drunk at the Dodgers Game is the Best Thing You’ll See Today
Whether she was drunk or not (hopefully yes?) Chrissy Teigen has won the Internet today because she was a brilliant mess when tossing out the first pitch at the Dodgers game last night. A lot of people (read: sex spam bots on Myspace) are claiming that she was drunk because she Tweeted that she was […]
The Best Final Jeopardy Response I’ve Seen in a While
Last night on “The Jeopardy” as I like to call it we got to meet Ari, a contestant who apparently is also a comedy writer of sorts. This really gives me hope that one day I can appear on Jeopardy (Teen version only) and win tens of dollars and/or a 6-month supply of Rice-a-Roni. Yep, […]
You Won’t Believe What Sinead O’Connor Looks Like Today!
In “I don’t know where to file this” news, apparently Sinead O’Connor has a new album coming out in August and a new little photo shoot to boot! More importantly, did you know that Sinead is now 47 years old and has 4 kids?! That’s right, folks, we’re all old. Personally I think she looks […]
Brian Williams Rapping “Baby Got Back” is the New Iggy Azalea
Since I’m elderly and go to bed at what appears to be 8:30 after a nice Laverne & Shirley rerun on TV Land, waking up to watching Brian Williams rapping “Baby Got Back” from The Tonight Show last night is really the perfect way to start my day…and to start life. For real, they should […]
goop May Be a goon, But Here’s Why I Agree With Gwyneth Paltrow and What Everyone is Missing
Thanks to the magic of Facebook I’ve seen everyone ripping on Gwyneth Paltrow for a recent blog she posted on her site about how negativity can change the structure of water. Every site that’s picking it up is teeing off on her. No joke, I couldn’t find one that wasn’t and I almost always find Waldo! […]