Holiday Palooza 2014!Author: ibbb Updated: November 10, 2014 Well happy holidays! As many of you know by now I’ve been working on a new project (in addition to IBBB…I’ll never leave) with 2 other folks called Brostrick.com. We cover a wide (w-i-d-e) variety of topics like fun viral news stories, food + recipes, pop culture/celebrity and everything in between. You should totally […]
Everything You Need to Know About the Ebola Virus…As Told By Oprah GifsAuthor: ibbb Updated: September 30, 2014Welcome to the United States…we have ebola! There’s a lot I’ve been hearing about this insane virus, so what better way for us to really get our mind around this “craze” than with Oprah Gifs? Here are the stages of how I processed this ebola information: 1. The very first person I saw who posted […]
Watch: Chrissy Teigen Drunk at the Dodgers Game is the Best Thing You’ll See TodayAuthor: ibbb Updated: August 6, 2014Whether she was drunk or not (hopefully yes?) Chrissy Teigen has won the Internet today because she was a brilliant mess when tossing out the first pitch at the Dodgers game last night. A lot of people (read: sex spam bots on Myspace) are claiming that she was drunk because she Tweeted that she was […]
The Best Final Jeopardy Response I’ve Seen in a WhileAuthor: ibbb Updated: June 27, 2014Last night on “The Jeopardy” as I like to call it we got to meet Ari, a contestant who apparently is also a comedy writer of sorts. This really gives me hope that one day I can appear on Jeopardy (Teen version only) and win tens of dollars and/or a 6-month supply of Rice-a-Roni. Yep, […]
You Won’t Believe What Sinead O’Connor Looks Like Today!Author: ibbb Updated: June 20, 2014In “I don’t know where to file this” news, apparently Sinead O’Connor has a new album coming out in August and a new little photo shoot to boot! More importantly, did you know that Sinead is now 47 years old and has 4 kids?! That’s right, folks, we’re all old. Personally I think she looks […]
Brian Williams Rapping “Baby Got Back” is the New Iggy AzaleaAuthor: ibbb Updated: June 17, 2014Since I’m elderly and go to bed at what appears to be 8:30 after a nice Laverne & Shirley rerun on TV Land, waking up to watching Brian Williams rapping “Baby Got Back” from The Tonight Show last night is really the perfect way to start my day…and to start life. For real, they should […]
goop May Be a goon, But Here’s Why I Agree With Gwyneth Paltrow and What Everyone is MissingAuthor: ibbb Updated: June 5, 2014Thanks to the magic of Facebook I’ve seen everyone ripping on Gwyneth Paltrow for a recent blog she posted on her site about how negativity can change the structure of water. Every site that’s picking it up is teeing off on her. No joke, I couldn’t find one that wasn’t and I almost always find Waldo! […]
But “Claw Machine” is Just Code for “Babysitter” in Nebraska, Y’all!Author: ibbb Updated: April 16, 2014Things get real crazy in Nebraska, a state that up until about 25 minutes ago I was pretty sure was sold to northern Mexico after a deal gone bad between Lewis and Clark. Perhaps I misinterpreted the teachings of my 6th grade Social Studies book. Perhaps not. Either way in Lincoln, Nebraska a 3 year […]
5 Best Earthquake Reactions from KTLA News AnchorsAuthor: ibbb Updated: March 17, 2014Happy St. Patrick’s Day! What better way to celebrate than with the news anchors of KTLA freaking. the. f**k. out. on-air as a 4.4 earthquake hits LA. Sure if it was me I’d use the other anchor as a human shield and then sh*t my pants whilst in the fetal position but, hey, that’s just […]
Heading to SXSW…Author: Patrick Varone Updated: March 6, 2014Well folks I’m heading to sunny (ish) Austin, TX for SXSW. I may or may not be hunting Lohan. If you see me in Texas feel free to stop on by and buy me several drinks. Unless I get discovered I’ll be back next week, sadly, after Teen Mom. Follow me on Twitter if you […]
11 Slogans Boston’s MBTA Should Start Using After The Ruling That ‘Upskirting’ Was LegalAuthor: ibbb Updated: March 6, 2014I may have lived in NYC for the past 7 years, but I’m a Boston guy through and through (read: slightly douchetastic). Just when I thought I couldn’t love Boston anymore, I recently learned that Massachusetts highest court announced that “Upskirting: the practice of secretly photographing under a woman’s skirt” is NOT prohibited by state […]
When 35 of Your Favorite Reality Stars Get “Travoltified”Author: ibbb Updated: March 5, 2014When John Travolta (who is like a fresh morning dew, on a brand new day) butchered Idina Menzel’s name during the Oscars by calling her Adele Dazeem, it was only a matter of time before the folks over at Slate came up with the Travolta Name Generator. Bravo I say. It was also only a […]
10 Times Jimmy Fallon and Idina Menzel Gave Classic Poop Faces Whilst Singing ‘Let it Go’ on The Tonight ShowAuthor: ibbb Updated: March 4, 2014Last night on The Tonight Show, Idina Menzel (aka Adele Dazeem) stopped by to sing “Let It Go” from Frozen with The Roots and Jimmy Fallon. I figured this would be the only time my nieces would be able to visit the IBBB site as I will post the video (at the end). However since […]
12 Ways I Felt About the Oscars…as Told Via Ramona SingerAuthor: ibbb Updated: March 3, 20141. When Ellen turned over tuxedo after tuxedo 2. How I felt walking to the bathroom after J Law fell on the red carpet 3. Those 26 times Liza Minelli didn’t seem crazy? 4. How Angelina Jolie should have walked out with Sidney Poitier 5. When John Travolta butchered Idina Menzel’s name 6. When that lady […]
6 Times Kristen Wiig Killed It as Harry Styles on Jimmy FallonAuthor: ibbb Updated: February 19, 2014I need to live in a world where Kristen Wiig and I are friends, knock over a 7-11 and split a 30 pack of Bud Light Lime. In case you’re like me and missed Kristen Wigg on Jimmy Fallon last night because you go to bed before the 11:00 news, Kristen dressed up as the […]
I Liked the New Kanye West Video the First Time I Saw It…Author: ibbb Updated: November 21, 2013…when it was called “Promise of a New Day” by Paula Abdul.
14 Best Bootleg Halloween Costumes That Almost Sorta Kinda Look FamiliarAuthor: ibbb Updated: October 28, 2013 ~ Hey y’all it’s all the rage this year to dress up like America’s favorite pop star/tragedy, “Kilometery Cyrus!” Just in case the twerkin’ jokes hasn’t been beaten into the ground, now you can put your ratty hair into pigtails and stick out your halitosis fighting tongue and get ready for literally seconds of […]
IBBB Rewind: 19 People from ‘Some eCards’ I’m Pretty Sure We’ve Seen BeforeAuthor: ibbb Updated: October 10, 2013Let’s relive this… We all know those eCards that “the kids” like to post on “The Facebook” all the live-long day. I may have posted one or 2,429 myself. After a while I started to notice that some of these people looked a little familiar to me and, well, since I am “sans life” I […]
Jury Duty: The Airplane to NowhereAuthor: ibbb Updated: September 3, 2013Since I’ve relaunched the new IBBB I’ve been getting a bunch of emails about blog posts from yesteryear. I blame the fancy contact form I now have on the site. I’m pretty official. Anyjunk, I’ve received a lot of requests to re-post my Jury Duty experience so…enjoy? Take off your pants and pull up your nap […]
7 Years and It Only Seems Like 70Author: ibbb Updated: June 27, 20137 years, 7 years, on his 7th birthday found out it wasn’t his?! I think there’s a song like that. Either way. Welcome to the new IBBB! In a few days the staff at IBBB (me) will be celebrating 7 years of this here site. No, for real. They say after 10 years you become […]
Vacation is Spanish for VacationAuthor: ibbb Updated: March 4, 2013Hola. IBBB will be flying the unfriendly sky and finally taking a well deserved vacation! I will return next Tuesday, 3/12/2013 with a tan and possibly a much needed liver transplant. I plan to only be all teeth and eyes at that point. All recaps will resume once I’m back. Until then, feel free to […]
Logical Reasons Why One More Snow Storm Will Actually Kill MeAuthor: ibbb Updated: February 8, 2013Hello my good people. With the current weather I thought we should dig deep into the IBBB archives and bring back the open letter of yesteryear to Mr Snowstorm. In the meantime, follow me on Facebook and lets get through this storm together! Dear Winter Snowstorm, Hey there how are you? Yeah, I’m ok thanks […]
Opposites DayAuthor: ibbb Updated: February 3, 2013Hello my good people. I created this blog six (yes, six) years ago for a variety of reasons. Part of the reason was to get discovered and sell out big time. Sure that’s still a major part of the goal. I mean, I’ll be ready to jump ship at a moments notice the second that […]
19 People from “Some eCards” I’m Pretty Sure We’ve Seen BeforeAuthor: ibbb Updated: July 12, 2012We all know those eCards that “the kids” like to post on “The Facebook” all the live-long day. I may have posted one or 2,429 myself. After a while I started to notice that some of these people looked a little familiar to me and, well, since I am “sans life” I decided to let […]
In Defense of Lisa Turtle’s Face and Whatnot and So OnAuthor: ibbb Updated: May 11, 2012Everyone and your filthy mother is writing about our poor little Lisa Turtle and her new facia bruta that has popped up all over the place thanks to a video from Yahoo. Personally I find it more shocking that Yahoo has an online TV show that anyone actually cares about, but that’s another story for […]
“Did You Just Come Back from Vacation?” Said Nobody EverAuthor: ibbb Updated: May 3, 2012Waking up to the Today Show, I assume was the highlight of my day. And by “day” I of course mean, “life.” Starting your day any other way than watching Ann Curry try to be ” naturally funny” is just plain old stupid. As I had awoken from my slumber I immediately saw this woman […]
Me Gusta All Things Education ConnectionAuthor: ibbb Updated: April 16, 2012It’s no secret I love all things “Education Connection.” Can’t get enough. It’s not possible. I love everything about these commercials. I love the one with the girl in a Michael Jackson red leather jacket who’s doing 80’s fist pumps to “da beat.” I love the one where the girl works at a hot dog […]
Break TodayAuthor: ibbb Updated: April 5, 2012I heard some sad news last night that an avid reader of this crap blog has unexpectedly passed away. The name, for this purpose, does not matter. This person was someone who read here constantly, commented on the regular, and was extremely supportive of my ghetto writing career. You know, this has actually happened a […]
Like a Cheerleader in Trouble…I’m LateAuthor: ibbb Updated: February 15, 2012I had a steamy Valentine’s night with Barb so the Teen Mom 2 season finale will be a day late. Also, my DVR craps the bed. Literally. I bring it in bed with me and it does stinky-poo right there on the damn sheets, Jenelle! So, folks, come back tomorrow and/or later tonight for the […]
It’s Not You, It’s Me. I’m Kidding. It Is, Of Course, You.Author: Patrick Varone Updated: January 28, 2012Programming Note: IBBB (that’s me) is off to sunny LA for work this week. I know, it’s tough. I’m hoping to find some time to become a Scientologist and a Geologist all in one shot. I will, of course, be hunting Lohan’s, trying to find out if Madame Tussauds has a Nell Carter wax statue […]