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  Beyonce’s hair might be trying to distract you from her “almost there” cameltoe, but not from us experts/losers.  Beyonce, apparently wearing outfits again made by Tina Knowles, performed at the F1 Rocks Singapore concert this past weekend.  With some insane dance moves and a power fan, Beyonce’s hair began to fly.  Sadly, it’s been […]

Beyonce?  Are the Friends really friends?  Dust off your “Say My Name” single because Destiny’s Child is together again.  Sure they’re not making a new album or anything, but they did come together for Kelly Rowland’s 28th birthday at Opera in LA the other night.  I’m not surprised that “The Other One” made it to […]

What ever happened to the good old days of just standing their and yelling, “Cheeeeese!” It was a simpler time. Now, Beyonce is biting her finger and raising her hand up in the air all whilst crossing her legs. And don’t give me the bullsh*t that she’s playing that ridiculous “Sasha Fierce” character. Yeah, no, […]

Over in Japan, Beyonce and her sister are like freakin’ King Kong and Godzilla. I’m surprised they didn’t enter the stage by crashing through the wall and picking up the tiny Japanese paparazzi. Anychild, King Kong and Godzilla attended the Eight Million Ginza Gates store opening in Japan over the weekend. I’m almost positive that […]

Oh snap! Oh no you just did not! Similar to the rule of Oprah, don’t ever sass Aretha, especially when she’s just coming off a diet. So I guess Aretha’s leather thong is shoved to far up her Immaculate ass because she is not too happy with Beyonce and the Grammy’s overall. Here’s what went […]

Let’s face it, the Grammy Awards typically crap the bed and this year was no different, except for the fact that this year I was looking forward to seeing Beyonce and Tina Turner sing together…..not because I’m a big fan or anything, but because I’ve been saying for years that Beyonce’s mother is actually Tina […]

As a wise song once said, “You can say no, no, no, no, no, when it’s really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.” Well I want to hear more brilliant lyrics like that and I know the world does too and by “world” I mean a couple of my friends. Kelly Rowland, one of the singers […]

It’s time for another look into the past year of IBBB and experience “This Time Last Year.” This time, we’re taking a look at Beyonce and how she’s mastered “sing-dumping” us and what that crazy little skank was up to “This Time Last Year.” Here’s what me and Beyonce were up to: Beyonce is so […]

Remember when Whitney from “The Hills” slid down the stairs on Good Morning America? Yeah, well this is nothing like it. Beyonce was “in concert” and actually went head first down a flight of stairs on stage. Strangely, she got up and kept dancing like nothing ever happened. Perhaps the weave acts like a protective […]

Finally after over a year, one of life’s biggest mysteries has been solved. I know I’m supposed to go to the left, to the left, everything I own in a box to the left. But what exactly is “everything?” Now I know. It consists Hamburger Helper, Bush’s Baked Beans, some sweet corn in the can, […]

Beyonce won some big ass awards last night at the BET Awards. Beyonce took home “Video of the Year” for “Irreplaceable” and was also named best R&B Artist. However, just to rub it in Beyonce’s face, Jennifer Hudson also won two awards; “Best New Artist” and “Female Actress.” Looks like Beyonce got the shaft again […]

T-o-o m-a-n-y s-e-x-u-a-l i-n-n-u-e-n-o-s, w-i-l-l c-o-m-b-u-s-t. Beyonce and JayZ were living the vida loca in St. Tropez recently when it appears that they were at a Sea World type atmosphere. Now is it a bit ironic that JayZ is sucking on something and Beyonce is putting nuts in her mouth? What? I’m just saying, it’s […]

Dear Beyonce, You’re not Spanish. I know, crazy right? You may have re-recorded your CD from last year (B-Day) and added some “Spanish tracks” as the kids say, but did you know you’re not actually Spanish? You’ve said you can only sing Spanish and not speak it. I think that’s rude. There are talented singers […]

In a move that would have been pulled by one Miss Tyra Banks, Beyonce wanted to double up her exposure by teaming up with Kermit the Frog/Shakira. Her new nickname will be Shakira the Frog. Beyonce made Shakira the Frog dress and look exactly like her in the video for their new song, “Beautiful Liar.” […]

The Oscar nominations are in and Beyonce was told to put everything she owns in a box to the left. While Dreamgirls was nominated for 7 Oscars, it was not nominated for best film and Beyonce was not nominated for anything, except for my future wife. She can definitely win that award (sorry Mandy Moore, […]

To the left, to the left. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a classic “Beyonce Pose-Off!” Which Beyonce pose makes you the most uncomfortable to look at. You have two options: “Boobonce: Beyonce at the DreamGirls Premiere last night in the UK” or you can choose “Pitsonce: Beyonce at the DreamGirls Premiere […]

I said it about Oprah and I’ll say it about Beyonce: Sluts Wear Red. It’s a fact. Check your fact book and you’ll see it there. Look at the second photo, she’s even touching herself in public like a pervert…or a slut. See? I’m rarely wrong. Funny story, I get more hate mail from people […]

Sometimes I feel really bad for celebrities. I mean, they’re very rich, loved by millions, and can get basically anything they want. Who can live like that? In this Sunday’s Parade Magazine, Beyonce talked about how she was depressed when she was 18 and two of the members of Destiny’s Child were booted/left the group. […]

Beyonce was busting at the seams, literally, to get to her premiere of “Dream Girls” last night. The “girls” were in full show last night and could perhaps be the next members of Destiny’s Child. So the premiere of Dream Girls in CA last night seemed a little random to me. There were some decent […]

Looking hot Beyonce! Beyonce was out and about with her mother, sister, nephew, and who I believe is actually Inspector Gadget. It’s actually Kelly Rolland. Beyonce is looking a bit beat down. She’s clearly not adhering to my rule about those who have money should dress like it. I don’t care if you’re walking out […]

Sure Jack Palance died, but I have some truly sad news to break. Eva Longoria is fighting back rumors that she is to play Beyonce’s lesbian lover in an upcoming movie. To sadly quote Eva, “Stop the madness! Believe me I would love to work with Beyonce…but this is something we are definitely not doing […]

Beyonce and Solange where taking a moment yesterday to show off their cameltoe at a fashion shoot for Beyonce’s new clothing line from “House of Dereon,” or as like to now call it, “House of Cameltoe.” Really? Is that in fashion now because I know some people who were not only rocking the cameltoe for […]

Beyonce is so “sing dumping” your ass! Beyonce has a new song out, “Irreplaceable” which actually sounds nothing like a normal Beyonce song. I mean first, there are no sirens going off in the background, like in “Ring the Alarm” which always made me feel like we were under a major nuclear terrorist attack. I’ve […]

Is Beyonce playing the latest Hollywood trend? Orphan hunting? I’m not 100% sure, but she may also be auditioning for additional members of Destiny’s Child, since she seems to go through those faster than glasses of champagne. Ok, play time is over. Beyonce was actually in Nigeria, indeed at an orphanage, because she was the […]