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audrina

Audrina Recap: Lynn, My Temporary Barb Evans

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: April 19, 2011

Get Social: Join Me! Programming Note: IBBB decided to take a break from Real Housewives of OC recaps, as Peggy’s penis scares me.  Plus, we still have RHONY and don’t forget Real Housewives of New Jersey starts next month, so stay calm.  I thought I’d give Oddy Pats a try and see how it goes. […]

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I Can’t Believe Audrina’s Mother is This Drunk and, Like, Lauren’s Not Even Here!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: October 28, 2010

Join Me on Facebook! Well once again the sweet baby Jesus and his teen mom, Mary, have shown me that they do indeed exist and are sort of speaking to me in foreign tongues through Audrina Patridge’s mom who is not only a drunk skunk sporting some beaver teeth of her own, but should absolutely […]

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Hey There God. How Are You? Good? Good, I’m Glad. Listen, I Need a Favor. Is There Any Way, Please, That You Can Make Sure That Audrina’s Stalker Becomes a Permanent Character on “The Hills.” Thank You!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: March 25, 2010

Audrina has a stalker who, surprisingly, isn’t me.  Zachary Loring, allegedly, has been stalking Teefs Pats and ended up trying to get into her Hollywood home.  Such a rookie mistake.  Everyone knows that the way to Audrina’s heart is through her teef!  Duh!? When Loring tried to pleas guilty the Judge and Loring’s own attorney […]

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Teefs Pats Does FHM

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: March 2, 2010

Oh that Audrina!  That chilly water really makes her teef pop!  And I have to admit, stuffing Enzo into her bikini top really works for her.  I mean, on Heidi it makes her look like two marbles trying to make it through a straw, but on Audrina is balances her out….and by “balances her out” […]

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Audrina Patridge and the Tale of the Dentist Trip

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: December 16, 2009

The Lucille Ball of our generation, Audrina Patridge (also known in some circles as “Teefs Pats” not to be confused with her sister “Tats Pats”) was showing off the good old beaver….teeth whist she left her dentist appointment right outside of Los Angeles yesterday.  Personally I think she should have to pay a double co-pay […]

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I Dream of Teefie?

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: November 2, 2009

  Do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do. Bum bum bum bum bum!  Odd that Oddrina would skankify her Halloween costume.  Audrina dressed as “I Dream of TeefieJeanie” as she hosted the “I Dream of Jeanie” Halloween party in Atlantic […]

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With the Heat in LA, I'm Sure Heidi's Outfit Smells Like the Basement of a Church

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: October 27, 2009

  Ah yes, two of America’s sweethearts, Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag, filmed scenes for an upcoming episode of this little show known as “The Hills” in LA yesterday.  Audrina, playing the role of the beaver-toofed-dead-eyed whore stands and listens to Heidi as the cameras roll.  I will only assume that Heidi is telling her […]

Filed Under: audrina, heidi montag, the hills

There May Be a Problem When Audrina is the Fat One

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: October 12, 2009

Stephanie Pratt is apparently on day 100 of her “Tour of Anorexia.”  You know there’s a bit of a problem in the food department when Audrina is now the fat one on the show.   I mean, pull out Audrina’s two front teef and she appears to still weigh a good 25 pounds more than Stephanie.  […]

Filed Under: audrina, stephanie pratt

Audrina, a National Treasure

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: October 5, 2009

Audrina Patridge, the Meryl Streep of our generation, was stopped by the papa-paparazzi on Sunset Boulevard over the weekend.  Since Audrina is typically camera shy she decided to let the paps know that her rack was “this many months old.”  She’s so precious.  It was rumored that she did boom boom in her skinny jeans […]

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Happy Belated Birthday, Audrina

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: May 11, 2009

Happy belated birthday, Audrina!  I’m secretly hoping this is the face you’ll be using as you renew your drivers license.  I’m also thinking of using it as my license photo.  If Audrina knows that she’s going to be photographed and, 9 times out of 10, she has that “look” in her eyes, why not just always […]

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Teefs and Tats Night Out!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: April 16, 2009

  Me gusta when Teefs and Tats Patridge head out for a night on the town!  To me, these two are like the sluttier and toothier Olsen Twins.  Is that a word?  Sluttier?  It is.  Toothier is too.  I’m adding both to the dictionary…and the almanac…just because.  Anydeadeyes, Teefs and Tats Pats were all beaver […]

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You Know How Toilets Flush Backwards in Australia?

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: March 26, 2009

  So you know how toilets flush backwards in Australia than they do in the America of the United States of the America of the US?  I wonder if Audrina’s ceiling eyes become more “basement eyes?”  I feel like this is a great question. I hope that d-bag that’s with her (who isn’t Justin Bobby) […]

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Audrina "Teefs" Patridge Gets Her Own Reality Show, World Implodes

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: March 19, 2009

Don’t call it a comeback, she’s been here for years.  Stick some toothpicks in your eyes and breakout the teeth whitener because Teefs Pats has just scored her very own reality show with Mark Burnett Productions. Sweet!  Just another reason for other countries to hate us!  Audrina’s show, which I hope will be called something […]

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The Hills Gang Goes to Hawaii! I Hope They Return the Tiki to Professor Whitehead!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: February 18, 2009

Bonus points to whoever got my joke in the title and by “bonus points” I mean “imaginary nothings.” For those of you, like me, who are are trying to fill the void in your lives ever since The Hills has been on hiatus, well do I have the perfect fix for you!  It’s two parts […]

Filed Under: audrina, lauren conrad, the hills

Audrina's Penis Can Barely Breathe!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: January 16, 2009

Your favorite teef transporter, Audrina from The Hills, was filming scenes for season 5 of The Hills at Beso restaurant in LA the other night. While she is all smiles (and I mean that literally) it appears that Audrina’s penis is being restrained. There. I said it. I don’t care. It’s Friday. I’m tired. It […]

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Audrina's New Teeth?? I Guess Santa IS Real!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: January 8, 2009

Filed down teeth are the new boob jobs. You’ve heard it here first. Trend alert! A hard working IBBB reader, Lady T, alerted me of a rumor spreading across the web like Paris Hilton’s legs on a Saturday night. The rumor is, in fact, about Audrina’s teeth. Did she file them down or didn’t she? […]

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Teef and Tats Patridge Hit the MGM Grand Pool

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: September 29, 2008

Luck be a dead-eyed lady tonight! Teef and Tats Patridge hosted the Bombay Sapphire event at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand in Vegas over the weekend. What a real treat it must have been for the guests by the pool to experience double the Audrina for 4 whole hours. Audrina hosted this […]

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Oh I’m Sorry, You’re Not Justin Bobby

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: August 15, 2008

Seriously what kind of crap is Teefs Patridge trying to pull on me. Audrina and her “friend” were walking hand in hand outside of the Rainbow Room just yesterday. Uh, Audrina? It’s 2 more sleeps until The Hills starts up again, you think it would be possible to hang out a little with Justin Bobby. […]

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Audrina Soaks in a Pool of Douche

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: August 7, 2008

Ain’t no party like a douche bag pool party ‘cuz a douche bag pool party don’t stop! Audrina and her teeth strapped on a bikini and hopped in a pool of douche the other day in West Hollywood, CA. Seriously? Are you kidding me with this? So this actually exists. These people are for real […]

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Hey J-Wahl, Slowly Remove Audrina’s Blue Hat and Give it Back to Her and No One Gets Hurt

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: July 30, 2008

Seriously, someone needs to take stock of the props department over at the set of “The Hills.” Jason Wahler, every ones favorite douche-bag from Lagina Beach, was walking the red carpet with his fiance, Katia, (or as I like to call her, Never As Good as Lauren and a Trade Down) at the premiere of […]

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Audrina is a Doggie Pedophile!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: July 8, 2008

Can someone please tell me just exactly where Audrina is looking when the camera is going off? No really. Tell me. Because it looks like no matter what picture I see of her she is always looking half at the skyline and half at the top of the camera. You do the math. Anyway, Audrina […]

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Audrina Buys Stuff Off Her Rack

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 26, 2008

Audrina, her teeth, and her rack were all out shopping yesterday at DDCLAB in LA. There’s not really much to talk about with Audrina, but I’m wondering if Tori Spelling is wondering who stole her 90’s boobs? While at DDCLAB, Audrina and her rack bought a bunch of bikinis and some dresses. While leaving the […]

Filed Under: audrina, the hills

Happy Belated Graduation LOser!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 20, 2008

Half the lifeless cast of The Hills were out and about the other night at Green Door in LA to celebrate LOsers last day of college or some shit from UCLA. I’m pretty sure she majored in “Fucking Retarded” and minored in “I’m Not Interesting.” She may have actually double-majored, but who can keep up […]

Filed Under: audrina, lauren conrad, the hills

Breaking: Audrina’s Teeth Whiter

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 16, 2008

Audrina and her teeth made a recent appearance at the launch party for Kira Plastinia the other night and her eyes never seemed more dead, yet her teeth have somehow hit tilt on the “White-O-Meter.” At this point I’m pretty sure Audrina’s teeth are signaling some form of an attack to the terrorists and while […]

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Audrina Does More Stuff, Shows Teeth

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 4, 2008

Audrina Patridge. What a national treasure! Audrina was at the Willow Springs Raceway in Rosamond, CA to show off the new Dodge Challenger. What a treat. Audrina did her part to help promote the new Dodge by doing such things as lifting up a green flag and sticking out her ass. I’d buy one. Her […]

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Audrina Patridge’s Striped Vagina!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: June 2, 2008

We’ve seen Audrina’s boobs before and her bum bum, but we have yet to see her “gentlmen greeter” area….until now. Audrina took her dead eyes and teeth to a photoshoot the other day and was getting out of her Escalade when…oooops…..she exposed a little. Now 99.99999% of people are saying it’s only her underwear she’s […]

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Audrina’s Teeth and Boobs Go Shopping

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: May 30, 2008

Audrina Patridge, in her IBBB blue dress, decides to take her teeth and boobs on a little shopping spree. Now, I’m pretty up on all things “Hills” as I am quite the loser, but is anyone talking about Audrina’s new boobs? Is it just me? They are new, right? I hope they are because I […]

Filed Under: audrina, the hills

Lauren, Audrina and Teeth at Maxim Party

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: May 23, 2008

Audrina “Teef” Patridge and Lauren Cockring were all bright white smiles and wrinkly eyes whilst enjoying their time in the spotlight at the Maxim Hot 100 Party. I don’t care what people say, I’m totally convinced that Audrina got herself some store-bought-boobs. These are important topics in life that I investigate and I’m thinking this […]

Filed Under: audrina, lauren conrad

Audrina and Justin Bobby Still Strong

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: May 22, 2008

North America’s favorite couple (sorry South America) Audrina “Teef” Patridge and Justin “JBob” Bobby were all weird stares and bright teeth while they headed into the 5-year anniversary party of Ashton Kutcher’s restaurant “Dolce.” While these two wild, crazy, and scripted kids were photographed together, while inside the dinner fiesta it has been said that […]

Filed Under: audrina, justin bobby

Happy Lifeless Birthday, Audrina!

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: May 19, 2008

Raise your legs ladies and gentlemen greeters because Audrina Patridge is 23 years old and celebrating for the 16th time this month. Wanna spread my wings, sweet 16, so much more to life sweet 16! Audrina and her lifeless expressions celebrated the big 2-3 on Saturday night in Vegas at LAX nightclub in the Luxor […]

Filed Under: audrina, the hills

Audrina Gives Dead Eyes to the Camera

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: April 10, 2008

Why Audrina Patridge you zany little rodent you! Ever since we’ve seen Audrina’s rack-attack just a few short weeks ago there have been more and more “modeling” pictures of Audrina coming out of the woodwork. This time around good old Aud straps on some leather, spiked high heels, dead eyes, and lets her hair blow […]

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Audrina Naked for Playboy??

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: March 19, 2008

Holy tats, teef, and tits Batman! Aurina may look dead in the eyes, but her boobs are alert and possibly smiling. Apparently when Audrina graduated from High School (I need to see proof with a diploma) she took some test-shots to audition for Playboy. She put on some pilgrim shoes, a school-girl skirt and let […]

Filed Under: audrina, the hills

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