IBBB employee of the month, Jenny, is back to recap last nights episode of America’s Next Top Model. It’s her favorite show, “the makeover episode.” Here are her thoughts on how things went down: Sweet. It’s the makeover episode, which usually includes some tears, tantrums and burning scalps. Tyra uses technology to show the girls […]
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America’s Next Top Model: When in Rome
Find out what happened on last nights crapisode of America’s Next Top Model. The skanks are in Rome and you know what they say. When in Rome do as Tyra would do. ANTM recapper, Jenny, is back again to tell you what went down on ANTM. Enjoy! Viva Italia! The girls are in Rome. I […]
Who Won America’s Next Top Model Cycle 11
Well folks another season of America’s Next Top Model come to a close. Bid adios to Jenny recapping the crap out of this show. I’ll have to hire her for another series recap. In the meantime, here’s what she said went down last night on the season finale of America’s Next Top Model: It’s the […]
America’s Next Top Model: Gargoyles?
Jenny is back for her weekly recap of America’s Next Top Model. Here’s what she said went down: This week’s episode opens with a shot of the girls’ disgusting house. It is a filthy mess. It’s like one of those houses they show on the local news that has been condemned because 500 cats have […]
America’s Next Top Model: Tyra Wins!
IBBB is taking the blogging day off today, but ANTM recapper Jenny is never allowed a day off again. Therefore, below is Jenny’s recap of last nights America’s…Next….Top…Model. The girls show up at a cheesy re-enactment of Gladiator. Where is Liz Taylor? GLAAAAAAAAADIATOR? How lucky, they are attending Gladiator school. Evidently “everything is a pose” […]
Like Attracts Like. Tyra Brings the Crazies.
Oh where to begin? Where. To. Begin. After I came across (not literally) the picture of Jaslene, I ended up digging up some pictures of Tyra and her gang of lunatics at the Oxygen Media Launch Party for “America’s Next Top Model: Obsessed.” Yeah. Doesn’t that already exist? Isn’t it already called “All Day Saturday’s […]
America’s Next Top Model: Tyra Mail
America’s Next Top Model is back and as promised months ago. ImBringingBloggingBack would have a guest writer for this season of ANTM (as the kids are calling it). Check out Jenny’s hilarious take on last nights season premiere. Ah yes…America’s Next Top Model; Cycle 8 has started! Before settling into watch the show, I checked […]
ANTM: Ebony and Goodbyery
Even though it was Game 1 of the World Series for the Red Sox, America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, was good enough to multi-task and really recap the piss outta ANTM and still watch the Red Sox. That’s dedication. Here’s how Jenny felt about last night’s episode of America’s…Next….Top……Model: Ok, the Red Sox are […]
America’s Next Top Model Dominique Adios
There’s only 1 episode left of America’s Next Top Model and then our resident ANTM recapper, Jenny, can go back into hiding. But until then, here’s her take on last nights America’s Next…Top….Model: Monique says she is “the Saleisha of this competition.” And because I don’t think Saleisha has done a damn thing since last […]
Clay Aiken Heading to America's Next Top Model
According to the crack-whores at Us Weekly, America’s Next Top Model is about to get a whole lot sassier. Clay Aiken is scheduled to appear in the new season in an April 8th episode where he’ll be working with the models in an acting challenge. Um, I don’t want to judge, but, uh, for about […]
America’s Next Top Model: “Modeling is Acting Like a Ho and Making it Fashion” – Tyra Banks
We at IBBB are lucky to have resident America’s Next Top Model enthusiast, Jenny, write up a little somethin’ somethin’ about last night’s episode. Seriously, hysterical. Thanks Jenny! Overall, this episode of ANTM was rather uneventful…Regardless, I’ve included some highlights: Miss Jay comes marching onto the football field and delivers the news that the girls […]
America’s Next Top Model: Music Video Modeling? Sure.
After last weeks episode of America’s Next Top Model was a recap, it’s not fun to have to recap a recap, but ANTM recapper, Jenny, is back this week to recap the holy hell out of this weeks episode of ANTM. Here are her brilliant thoughts: Tyra Mail! Tyra’s Tyra mail actually says: “This why […]
Who Won America’s Next Top Model 10?
Sad times, sad times. Last night was the season finale of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10. So who won? A hint is hidden in the photo above. Resident ANTM recapper, Jenny, stops by one last time this season to recap the absolute piss out of this episode and even sheds a little light on […]
Not on Tyra's Watch, Damn It!
Who dares to cause chaos at Tyra’s America’s Next Top Model try-outs? Answer me damn it! At a casting in Midtown (NYC) over the weekend a car overheated and the “models” trying out began to scream there was a bomb and pushed over barricades and ran for their catwalking-loving lives! This is actually not a joke. It really […]
America’s Next Top Model: The Makeover
Resident America’s Next Top Model writer for ImBringingBloggingBack, Jenny, is back for a third week sharing her feelings with what took place in this episode and how ANTM is single-handedly bringing back the “z-snap!” Here’s Jenny…. Week three kicks off with the best episode of the season…the make-over episode. It does not disappoint, as it […]
America’s Next Top Model: What’s a Muse?
Paying ANTM recapper, Jenny, 13 cents and hour is really paying off. She’s back again to make us knowledgeable of the goings on of last nights America’s Next Top Model. Here are her thoughts: This week the girls head to FIDM. I find myself looking for Lauren Conrad…or LC as her friends call her. But […]
America’s Next Top Wig Model
There are 5 beautiful girls standing in front of me. I only have 4 wigs in my hand. The girl who is not wearing the fakest wig will return to the house, pack her belongings, and go…home. Eva. You are saved. Your reward? You get to model horrific looking wigs in an insanely random wig […]
America’s Next Top Model: Vogue Poses?
America’s Next Top Model clearly must be running out of things to do. This weeks episode consists of a “play dead” challenge and “voguing through lasers.” Really? Resident IBBB ANTM writer/commenter, Jenny, reviews this weeks crapisode. I just noticed that the stamps on the “Tyra Mail” are a picture of Tyra’s face. I also don’t […]
America’s Next Top Model Hates Autism
I may be hunting Olsen Slut and the like in LA, but that doesn’t mean that America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, didn’t come through this week! Below is the brilliance of Jenny. Jenny + China = Hysterics. Here’s what Jenny said went down: Ding-a-ding-ding…..ding-ding-ding!!!!!!!!!!! The girls are in China. I hope nobody gets a […]
America’s Next Top Model 11: The Cartoon!
You know the summer is almost over when Tyra is mustering up enough energy to make herself the center of the next round of America’s Next Top Future Failure Models and Foreclosure! This time around Tyra is apparently making ANTM 11 into some sort of cartoon from the 60’s or the 70’s in which she […]
America’s Next Top Model: Dieting Plus Sized Models, Huh?
Resident America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, is back once again for her thoughts on the train-wreck that is America’s Next Top Model. Let’s see what her thoughts are this time around: I don’t understand Natasha’s hair. Is it crimped, or is it a Halloween wig?And why does Natasha make cat noises at her husband […]
America’s Next Top Model Beijing Hijinks
Da-da-da-da-da-ding-ding-ding. America’s Next Top Model is still somewhere in Asia and ANTM recapper for IBBB, Jenny, has just delivered her recap of last nights episode. Enjoy! This week the girls are off to Beijing. Miss Jay and Twiggy arrive to the challenge in boxes carried by Chinese men. They introduce us to the “Four Beauties.” […]
Isis From America’s Next Top Model 11, Possibly Sans Penis?
Oh Tyra you’ve done it again! The 11th season of America’s Next Top Model, which starts up on Sept 3rd, will be featuring a model who was born a man, but is now a woman. My dictionary says that’s called “transgender.” Now, kids at home, what that means is that the model (named Isis) was […]
America’s Next Top Model: New Nicknames
Resident ImBringingBloggingBack America’s Next Top Model reviewer, Jenny, provides us with another great synopsis of this weeks episode. Let’s see what Jenny thought of this episode: For this week’s competition, the girls have to give themselves a memorable nickname, (does that mean they are now members of Christian Science?) and get schooled on how to […]