The Ultimate America's Next Top Model Recap Guide

Who dares to cause chaos at Tyra’s America’s Next Top Model try-outs?  Answer me damn it!  At a casting in Midtown (NYC) over the weekend a car overheated and the “models” trying out began to scream there was a bomb and pushed over barricades and ran  for their catwalking-loving lives!  This is actually not a joke.  It really […]

According to the crack-whores at Us Weekly, America’s Next Top Model is about to get a whole lot sassier. Clay Aiken is scheduled to appear in the new season in an April 8th episode where he’ll be working with the models in an acting challenge. Um, I don’t want to judge, but, uh, for about […]

Well folks another season of America’s Next Top Model come to a close. Bid adios to Jenny recapping the crap out of this show. I’ll have to hire her for another series recap. In the meantime, here’s what she said went down last night on the season finale of America’s Next Top Model: It’s the […]

Ah, with only 2 episodes left, Jenny is back to recap America’s Next Top Model. I have a feeling she’ll be giving me her notice before next season 🙁 Here’s what went down on the latest America’s Next Top Model: The hills are alive………with the sound of Tyra…..La la la la…….I am singing because we […]

Jenny is back to recap the latest episode of America’s Next Top Model. I think we may need to give her a new show for next season. Here’s what she said went down last night: Well, the final five girls are still in Amsterdammit…and are yelling things like “party of five!” and “woooooooo!!!!!!!!” It’s time […]

ANTM recapper, Jenny, may be trying to get out of recapping this horrific season of America’s Next Top Model, but she’s under contract until the end of the year. Nice try. Here’s what went down last night when the skanks were in Amsterdam: Time to settle in for another award winning episode of ANTM. That […]

Poor Jenny is still being forced, by law, to recap America’s Next Top Model. It’s mandated community service hours. Here’s what went down last night on ANTM: The show opens with the girls fighting over the European chicks. They say nobody understands what it’s like to be European. One of the other girls calls them […]

ANTM as recapped by the brilliance of Jenny. Here’s what went down on last nights America’s Next…..Top…..Model. Here we go, another riveting week of ANTM. What will the ladies do this week? Stimulate the economy? Discover the truth about global warming? Smoke the terrorists out of their holes? Nope, they’re going to make pancakes and […]

Besides the show itself, last night on America’s Next Top Model the theme was natural disasters. ANTM recapper, Jenny, visits IBBB to recap the crap out of last nights crapisode. Here’s what went down: The show opens with Marjorie wallowing in self pity. Boring. Continuing on with Joslyn talking to her sister on the phone. […]

Spoiler Alert! ANTM jumped the shark 10 seasons ago! ANTM recapper, Jenny, has checked in yet again to recap the crap out of last nights America’s Next Top Model. Here’s what she said went down: The girls show up at Lucky Strike, and are handed bowling high heel shoes by Miss Jay. The bowling alley […]

Jenny has checked in to IBBB to recap the latest episode of America’s Next Top Model. Here’s what she said went down last night: Tyra Mail arrives! Yeeeeeee! It reads: Don’t get it twisted….Sorry Tyra, this whole show is already twisted. Nice try. Fool me once, shame on you…fool me twice, shame on me…and you. […]

America’s Next Top Model is back and so is Jenny the resident ANTM recapper here at camp IBBB. I’ve given Jenny an 11 cent raise so she is more than happy to recap the crap out of the 11th season of ANTM. Let’s see what her thoughts are on the latest episode: You wanna be […]

Oh Tyra you’ve done it again! The 11th season of America’s Next Top Model, which starts up on Sept 3rd, will be featuring a model who was born a man, but is now a woman. My dictionary says that’s called “transgender.” Now, kids at home, what that means is that the model (named Isis) was […]

You know the summer is almost over when Tyra is mustering up enough energy to make herself the center of the next round of America’s Next Top Future Failure Models and Foreclosure! This time around Tyra is apparently making ANTM 11 into some sort of cartoon from the 60’s or the 70’s in which she […]

There are 5 beautiful girls standing in front of me. I only have 4 wigs in my hand. The girl who is not wearing the fakest wig will return to the house, pack her belongings, and go…home. Eva. You are saved. Your reward? You get to model horrific looking wigs in an insanely random wig […]

Sad times, sad times. Last night was the season finale of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10. So who won? A hint is hidden in the photo above. Resident ANTM recapper, Jenny, stops by one last time this season to recap the absolute piss out of this episode and even sheds a little light on […]

There’s only 1 episode left of America’s Next Top Model and then our resident ANTM recapper, Jenny, can go back into hiding. But until then, here’s her take on last nights America’s Next…Top….Model: Monique says she is “the Saleisha of this competition.” And because I don’t think Saleisha has done a damn thing since last […]

IBBB is taking the blogging day off today, but ANTM recapper Jenny is never allowed a day off again. Therefore, below is Jenny’s recap of last nights America’s…Next….Top…Model. The girls show up at a cheesy re-enactment of Gladiator. Where is Liz Taylor? GLAAAAAAAAADIATOR? How lucky, they are attending Gladiator school. Evidently “everything is a pose” […]

Find out what happened on last nights crapisode of America’s Next Top Model. The skanks are in Rome and you know what they say. When in Rome do as Tyra would do. ANTM recapper, Jenny, is back again to tell you what went down on ANTM. Enjoy! Viva Italia! The girls are in Rome. I […]

J-J-Jenny is back to recap the crap out of America’s….Next….Top…..Model. Here’s what she brilliant stated went down on last nights crapisode: I may be showing my age here…but Stacey sounds like that chick that was in Kate’s fashion class on Double Trouble…”It’s like my mama always used to say…..” Hot damn, Fatima is screwed. She […]

Well after I gave America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, the week off last week as was ready to go and recap her ass off this week…but Tyra threw a little wrench (probably named Tyra) into the plan. Here’s a little ANTM message from Jenny: This week was the recap episode. Admit it Tyra. Don’t […]

I got a bunch of emails from people who couldn’t wait to see what America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, would say about last nights crapisode of America’s….Next…..Top…..Model. Here’s what Jenny said went down: The show starts with Dominique and Claire arguing over Dominique’s alarm clock going off too early. It’s now 10 minutes into […]

Please welcome back America’s Next Top Model resident recapper here at IBBB, Jenny. Here’s what J-Dog said went down on last nights America’s….Next….Top….Model. What does Claire’s tank top say? Does it say I love Labor Labor? Or does it say I love Gabor Gabor? I can’t make out the first letter. And here is Benny […]

IBBB lead contributing write, Jenny, pushed aside her work of helping the homeless dress more high fashion to recap the crap out of last nights America’s Next Top Model. She’s good like that. Here are Jenny’s brilliant thoughts on what went down: You wanna be on top? No, why do you Tyra? Stop asking me […]

Welcome back America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, who will kindly walk you through the tragic makeover episode of ANTM. As a helpful tip, smile with your eyes while you read this. Tyra, like Santa, is always watching. Ding Dong! The doorbell rings and it’s purses! And inside the purses is Apple Bottom Jeans and […]

IBBB writer, Jenny, is back again this week to recap the crap out of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10. I must say I honestly think this is one of the funniest ones she’s EVER written. Brilliant. Check out Jenny’s thoughts on last nights episode below: It’s season 10 and I notice that there are […]

Alright alright! America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10 is back in action and so is ANTM recapper Jenny. I’ve given her a raise to recap each episode of ANTM so she is not making $0.19 an hour. Thank God the writers strike is over. Let’s take a look at Jenny’s thoughts on last nights episode […]

Ahhhh it’s the America’s Next Top Model Season/Cycle 9 Season Finale. It’s bitter sweet for me as that means that this is Jenny’s last recap for a while. Since I am paying her 13 cents/hr maybe I’ll see if she can recap another show now that ANTM is peacing out for a bit. Anyway, here’s […]

Da-da-da-da-da-ding-ding-ding. America’s Next Top Model is still somewhere in Asia and ANTM recapper for IBBB, Jenny, has just delivered her recap of last nights episode. Enjoy! This week the girls are off to Beijing. Miss Jay and Twiggy arrive to the challenge in boxes carried by Chinese men. They introduce us to the “Four Beauties.” […]

I may be hunting Olsen Slut and the like in LA, but that doesn’t mean that America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, didn’t come through this week! Below is the brilliance of Jenny. Jenny + China = Hysterics. Here’s what Jenny said went down: Ding-a-ding-ding…..ding-ding-ding!!!!!!!!!!! The girls are in China. I hope nobody gets a […]

Paying ANTM recapper, Jenny, 13 cents and hour is really paying off. She’s back again to make us knowledgeable of the goings on of last nights America’s Next Top Model. Here are her thoughts: This week the girls head to FIDM. I find myself looking for Lauren Conrad…or LC as her friends call her. But […]