Join Me on Facebook! Well it’s time for another crapisode of “I’m 16, So Why is a Human Exiting My Vag?” Here’s what went down: So if anyone is wondering what it would look like if Catelynn from Teen Mom morphed into Snooki (minus the orange) from Jersey Shore, I present you with Felicia. Wait. […]
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Jenelle from 16 and Pregnant (Recap): Don’t Think You’re Going Out Friiiiiday
Where do we even begin? First off, I know I’m 1 week late in writing about the Jenelle episode of 16 & Pregnant, but there’s good reason for it. I actually needed 1 full week to get my mind around the actual episode, as I couldn’t believe it was real. Well, let’s cut the […]
Briana’s 16 & Pregnant Recap: The One With Selena’s Killer
Welcome back. It’s time for yet another crapisode of “I’m Skipping Confirmation to Make Unprotected Love.” This week we get to take a sneak peak into the life of Briana. Apparently this chick wasn’t overly bricks because she graduated high school a year early. However, per usual, there’s just one catch. She may be a […]
16 & Pregnant: Sans the Recap
Yeah. I mean, even I’m not going to be the jerk who makes fun of the episode where the finance/father dies, the baby almost dies, and everyone is trying to get over the unexpected drowning. Sure I could toss in a joke about the toilet paper and tape that was holding together the eyeglasses of […]
16 & Pregnant Recap: If Renee Graziano Was 16 and Pregnant
Well folks another season of “Can My Fetus Take Drivers Ed Too?” is coming to an end. Part of me wants to say “finally!” whilst the other part of me wants to say “finally!” Either way, you might as well join me on my Facebook page (click here, jerks) so that we can really get […]
16 & Pregnant Recap: Is There a Baby on My Stomach?
The days go by so fast and it seems like the girls are just getting easier. It’s like they used to put up a fight but now they’re tricked by d*ck and ready to become reality stars. Had 16 & Pregnant been around 15 years ago, Kim Zolciak probably would have entered our lives a […]
16 & Pregnant: When House Hunters and Hoarders Meet Amber and Gary’s Summer Cottage
Once in a blue moon the white trash gods enter our lives and grant us all the wishes our blackened hearts could ever desire. This time around we get to squint our eyes and tilt our ear towards the television so we can try and understand the words that are coming out of Myranda’s mouth. […]
16 & Pregnant Recap: Long Live Davy Jones!
Someone get Micky Dolenz on the horn because Davy Jones is back baby! And apparently he’s fathered a child as a horse of a different color. If you don’t know what any of that means you’re clearly not at the right blog. That’s right folks, it’s time for another crapisode of “You Put That In […]
16 and Pregnant Recap: I Want That Baby. Bad.
Well here we are again, face to face, a couple of silver spoons. Oh wait wrong show. It’s time to talk about another teen girl who was in heat and now has a human to deal with. That’s right folks, it’s time for another crapisode of “You Mean It Doesn’t Shoot Confetti?” This time around […]
16 and Pregnant: Dora and the Cage Fighting Model
If it’s one thing I can’t get enough of it’s teens who trade extra help math sessions after school for a little ding-a-ling under the bleachers instead. I say that in the least creepy way possible. Too late. This time around we get to know the glorious life of 16 year old Lindsey. She lives […]
16 & Pregnant Recap: Don’t Take Away Someones Rodeo. You Hear Me?!
Start manufacturing cement corks for your daughters woo-woo because it’s time for another season of “Condoms Make Better Water Balloons Anyway!” I must admit I was really starting to miss watching young girls make horrible decisions, yet still make it on television and probably do better than me on the regular. We kick things off […]
16 & Pregnant Reunion Recap: This Sh*t is 2 HOURS and I am Pissed at All of You For Making Me Recap This (the recap!)
We are ALL in a fight right now. I thought I would tune into the reunion episode of “I Wish I Traded in My Quinceanera Pinata for a Box of Condoms” and what do I learn? This sh*t is 2 hours long. 2 hours! I legit just gave my DVR the finger and, well, these […]
16 and Pregnant Recap: Assault with a Ripe Banana
Awwww sookie sookie! It’s finally time for a little 16 & Pregnant beat down. It’s a shame that more beatings didn’t take place during the season as it wouldn’t have sucked so bad (like Barb when she forgets her Polydent – hey oh!). Needless to say I only enjoy watching reality shows where people just […]
16 & Pregnant Recap: Food Coloring on Your Tampons: Art Projects for Girls “In Trouble”
Throw your birth control in the trash and flush the unused condoms down your rusty toilet bowl because it’s time for another episode of “How the Hell Old Am I and Why Did My Period Start and Stop in the Same Month?” How many episodes are we into so far this season? 15? 452? It’s […]
16 and Pregnant Recap: “It’s Gonna Be a B*tch Jungle” with This Pee Jug and Pooh
The title of this blog post is a sentence that has never been said by anyone at any time, ever. Now before everyone starts crying and punching like April during a meth binge, I do already think that this entire crapisode, well, crapped. However comma backslash, it was filled with enough scoops of crazy to […]
16 & Pregnant Recap: The One Where the Less Energetic Amber Gets Pregnant By Wanda Sykes
I’m back from my Memorial Day vacation just in time to be burnt to a crisp and all caught up on tweens who spread. This time around we get to meet Izabella, yes with a “Z.” Izabella may or may not be Amber Portwood with less fighting energy, but one thing I know for sure […]
On a Very Special Episode of 16 & Pregnant…
Oh MTV aren’t you the cunning one (latin meaning: person with two c*nts). As a way to try and stop me from making fun of “girls in trouble” they’ve decided to toss a 16 year old with an eating disorder my way to see how I would handle it. Well, my friends, this isn’t my […]
16 & Pregnant Recap: What Would You Dooooo For a Cleondike Bar?
Join Me on Facebook & Twitter You wanted to be 16? Well you better start getting pregnant and getting pregnant fast. This week on “16 & Oh You Make a Baby That Way?” we get to meet Cleondra (I think) who lives in Horny Lake, Mississippi or Missouri. I don’t happen to know if either […]
16 & Pregnant Recap: I Didn’t Know Adele Was 16 and Pregnant
Get Social: Join Me on Facebook & Twitter: Let’s all get on the same page and get on the same page quick. Everyone in this crapisode may or may not be high the entire time, including the mom to be. This time around we get to take a journey to Banjo Strings East Kackilackee, Ohio […]
16 and Pregnant: Jaime’s Dad FTW!
Get Social: Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! Don’t waste your time Googling the word “condoms” because it’s time for yet another endless crapisode of “16 & While I Already Know What Pitocin is, I Haven’t Taken My SATs Yet.” Personally I like that title better. This time around we get to follow along with […]
16 and Pregnant Recap: Head Out on the Highway!
Get Social: Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! Hey y’all I’m Leah and… Another week, another cheerleader in trouble. If you ever wondered what it would be like if The Cosby Show morphed with the George Lopez and then they cast lifeless Sondra as the 16-year old who’s pregnant well wonder no more because I’m […]
16 and Pregnant: Pretty, Um, Models?
Get Social: Join Me on Facebook! So we can all pretty much agree that I just write about Ye Old Teenage Mothers now, right? That can only mean one thing, it’s time for yet another season of “16 & Pregnant: Season F**king 50.” No joke, I’m pretty sure this has officially been running longer than […]
16 and Pregnant: The One With Ashley’s Tricky Adoption (featuring Giuliana DePandi)
Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! Grab your ankles and brace for your epidural because it’s time for the season finale of “I Still Can’t Buy Scratch Tickets, But I am Old Enough to Store a Fetus in My Belly!” This time around we have Ashley, a young girl from the corner of Texas, […]
16 and Pregnant Recap: Moriah, Our Unsung Hero
Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! Get tipsy off grape-crush wine coolers and poke holes in your boyfriend’s pack of condoms because it’s time for another crapisode of “I Missed My Driving Exam Because I Was Shot Up with Pitocin.” Let’s see exactly what went down in a quiet Colorado town: When I walk […]