The Funniest 16 & Pregnant Recaps You've Ready in a While

Yeah.  I mean, even I’m not going to be the jerk who makes fun of the episode where the finance/father dies, the baby almost dies, and everyone is trying to get over the unexpected drowning.  Sure I could toss in a joke about the toilet paper and tape that was holding together the eyeglasses of […]

Well folks another season of “Can My Fetus Take Drivers Ed Too?” is coming to an end. Part of me wants to say “finally!” whilst the other part of me wants to say “finally!”  Either way, you might as well join me on my Facebook page (click here, jerks) so that we can really get […]

The days go by so fast and it seems like the girls are just getting easier.  It’s like they used to put up a fight but now they’re tricked by d*ck and ready to become reality stars.  Had 16 & Pregnant been around 15 years ago, Kim Zolciak probably would have entered our lives a […]

Once in a blue moon the white trash gods enter our lives and grant us all the wishes our blackened hearts could ever desire.  This time around we get to squint our eyes and tilt our ear towards the television so we can try and understand the words that are coming out of Myranda’s mouth.  […]

Someone get Micky Dolenz on the horn because Davy Jones is back baby!  And apparently he’s fathered a child as a horse of a different color.  If you don’t know what any of that means you’re clearly not at the right blog.  That’s right folks, it’s time for another crapisode of “You Put That In […]

Well here we are again, face to face, a couple of silver spoons.  Oh wait wrong show.  It’s time to talk about another teen girl who was in heat and now has a human to deal with.  That’s right folks, it’s time for another crapisode of “You Mean It Doesn’t Shoot Confetti?”  This time around […]

If it’s one thing I can’t get enough of it’s teens who trade extra help math sessions after school for a little ding-a-ling under the bleachers instead.  I say that in the least creepy way possible.  Too late.  This time around we get to know the glorious life of 16 year old Lindsey.  She lives […]

Start manufacturing cement corks for your daughters woo-woo because it’s time for another season of “Condoms Make Better Water Balloons Anyway!”  I must admit I was really starting to miss watching young girls make horrible decisions, yet still make it on television and probably do better than me on the regular.  We kick things off […]

We are ALL in a fight right now. I thought I would tune into the reunion episode of “I Wish I Traded in My Quinceanera Pinata for a Box of Condoms” and what do I learn? This sh*t is 2 hours long. 2 hours! I legit just gave my DVR the finger and, well, these […]

Awwww sookie sookie!  It’s finally time for a little 16 & Pregnant beat down.  It’s a shame that more beatings didn’t take place during the season as it wouldn’t have sucked so bad (like Barb when she forgets her Polydent – hey oh!).  Needless to say I only enjoy watching reality shows where people just […]

Throw your birth control in the trash and flush the unused condoms down your rusty toilet bowl because it’s time for another episode of “How the Hell Old Am I and Why Did My Period Start and Stop in the Same Month?”  How many episodes are we into so far this season?  15?  452?  It’s […]

The title of this blog post is a sentence that has never been said by anyone at any time, ever.  Now before everyone starts crying and punching like April during a meth binge, I do already think that this entire crapisode, well, crapped.  However comma backslash, it was filled with enough scoops of crazy to […]

I’m back from my Memorial Day vacation just in time to be burnt to a crisp and all caught up on tweens who spread.  This time around we get to meet Izabella, yes with a “Z.”  Izabella may or may not be Amber Portwood with less fighting energy, but one thing I know for sure […]

Oh MTV aren’t you the cunning one (latin meaning: person with two c*nts). As a way to try and stop me from making fun of “girls in trouble” they’ve decided to toss a 16 year old with an eating disorder my way to see how I would handle it. Well, my friends, this isn’t my […]

Join Me on Facebook & Twitter You wanted to be 16?  Well you better start getting pregnant and getting pregnant fast.  This week on “16 & Oh You Make a Baby That Way?” we get to meet Cleondra (I think) who lives in Horny Lake, Mississippi or Missouri.  I don’t happen to know if either […]

Get Social: Join Me on Facebook & Twitter: Let’s all get on the same page and get on the same page quick.  Everyone in this crapisode may or may not be high the entire time, including the mom to be.  This time around we get to take a journey to Banjo Strings East Kackilackee, Ohio […]

Get Social: Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! Don’t waste your time Googling the word “condoms” because it’s time for yet another endless crapisode of “16 & While I Already Know What Pitocin is, I Haven’t Taken My SATs Yet.”  Personally I like that title better.  This time around we get to follow along with […]

Get Social:  Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! Hey y’all I’m Leah and… Another week, another cheerleader in trouble.  If you ever wondered what it would be like if The Cosby Show morphed with the George Lopez and then they cast lifeless Sondra as the 16-year old who’s pregnant well wonder no more because I’m […]

Get Social: Join Me on Facebook! So we can all pretty much agree that I just write about Ye Old Teenage Mothers now, right?  That can only mean one thing, it’s time for yet another season of “16 & Pregnant: Season F**king 50.”  No joke, I’m pretty sure this has officially been running longer than […]

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! Grab your ankles and brace for your epidural because it’s time for the season finale of “I Still Can’t Buy Scratch Tickets, But I am Old Enough to Store a Fetus in My Belly!”  This time around we have Ashley, a young girl from the corner of Texas, […]

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! Get tipsy off grape-crush wine coolers and poke holes in your boyfriend’s pack of condoms because it’s time for another crapisode of “I Missed My Driving Exam Because I Was Shot Up with Pitocin.”  Let’s see exactly what went down in a quiet Colorado town: When I walk […]

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! Dust off your home supply of Pitocin because it’s time for another crapisode of “Race to Give Birth Before My Prom!” This time around we  have Maci and Ryan 2.0, but their baby will never be Bint-Lee. Never. You hear me? Anyway, here’s what went down on last […]

Join Me on Facebook! Like Santa dropping your branded new ten-speed down the chimney, the “Rumble in the Jungle” crapisode is finally here!  I’m so grateful that this 17 year old got herself “knocked with child” because it really makes my Tuesday nights a lot more interesting.  So let’s all practice the rhythm is a […]

Join Me on Facebook! It’s time for another touching episode of “I Just Finished My Quinceanera, Haven’t Had My Period in 9-Months, and What is This Falling Out of My Vag?”  Catchy title.  I like it, I’m committing to it and I hope you do to.  I thought this was going to be the “Some […]

Get the Rumble in the Jungle Recap Here! Join Me on Facebook! Hi everyone, meet Emily.  She is lucky enough to be engaged and is “likely” to be married in June, she’s wants to go to college to be a pharmacist, however she’s only 16 and, you guessed it, there’s a fetus growing on the […]

Join Me on Facebook! Well it’s time for another crapisode of “I’m 16, So Why is a Human Exiting My Vag?”  Here’s what went down: So if anyone is wondering what it would look like if Catelynn from Teen Mom morphed into Snooki (minus the orange) from Jersey Shore, I present you with Felicia. Wait.  […]

Join Me on Facebook! Well if you love Teen Mom you need to know where it started.  Enter: 16 and Pregnant.  This time we have a whole new group of girls who are…wait for it…16 years old and, you guessed it, pregnant.  MTV sure doesn’t leave much to the imagination.  Personally I think they could […]