Poor Poor Tyra Banks

It’s going to be hard for Tyra to smile with her eyes if those eyes are filled with tears! In a recent interview with Essence magazine Tyra did what she does best…talked about herself even though she makes you think she’s talking about someone else…it’s always circles back to Ty Ty. Here’s what she said:
“I’d go to work and women would be crying in my arms on the talk show. But then I’d go home and put my key in my door and … nothing: no friends, no husband, no children. I feel so full when I’m at work but so empty when I come home.”

Awwww, poor little Tyra. Tyra, you can come and hang out with me in my apartment. We have all sorts of fun here. Hell, sometimes I even have pancakes for dinner. Dinner! I know!

Anyway, I thought that money helped to fill voids, no? It does, right? Please tell me it does because that’s been my goal for, like, years. And why do I have a feeling that when Tyra puts her key in the door and opens it up it ends up looking like the America’s Next Top Model house? I’m sure it’s wall-to-wall pictures of Tyra and I bet she even writes herself Tyra mail so that when she gets home she can read it. It’s fun to pretend to hate Tyra. You know you like her. I mean, I don’t like her as much as Dina Lohan, but she’s definitely reached Harriet Carter status for me.

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