Jenny, the IBBB resident âAmericaâs Next Top Model recapperâ is back this week with her thoughts on last nights episode. Looks like the models are still in Australia and doing every stereotypical Australian thing you can do. This time they wind up in the woods of Australia and learn from the âwoods people.â Interesting, yet not so. Hereâs Jennyâs recap:- Nice. In the opening scene, Natasha is making out with her cell phone because her husband is on the other end. Asinine. This is more pathetic than the make-out sessions Iâve seen during âlast call.â
- The girls then trek through the woods and I mistake all of the models legs for sticks and branches.
- âWoods Peopleâ show up and tell the girls they need to tell a âdance storyâ for their challenge, using body paint. If it was me, I would paint âYankees Suckâ on my forehead and âdance tellâ the story of the biggest choke in sports history.
- Nee Nee (Renee) wins the challenge. Why are they still using their aliases? Are they being followed by the Woods People?
- For the photo shoot, the girls must do ANOTHER dance story, while a âworld renownedâ photographer takes the pics. At this point I am getting bored and flip to MTV because I need to get a new song in my head. I had a milkshake for lunch and have had that foolish song stuck in my head all day.
- Natasha is sick with the flu for her photo shoot. Of course Jay takes this opportunity to tell her a story all about how Tyra was sick once. And SHE was able to push that aside and deliver a flawless performance. What a hero Tyra is.
- Honestly, Natashaâs hair should be declared a national disaster. Arenât there professionals on hand? Why does this girlâs hair look like this?
- Blah, blah, blah Dionne gets the old heave-hoâŠ.or heave-hoe if you will. But hang on to your underpants Peanuts GangâŠ.the season finale is next week!