

- Nice. In the opening scene, Natasha is making out with her cell phone because her husband is on the other end. Asinine. This is more pathetic than the make-out sessions I’ve seen during “last call.”
- The girls then trek through the woods and I mistake all of the models legs for sticks and branches.
- “Woods People” show up and tell the girls they need to tell a “dance story” for their challenge, using body paint. If it was me, I would paint “Yankees Suck” on my forehead and “dance tell” the story of the biggest choke in sports history.
- Nee Nee (Renee) wins the challenge. Why are they still using their aliases? Are they being followed by the Woods People?
- For the photo shoot, the girls must do ANOTHER dance story, while a “world renowned” photographer takes the pics. At this point I am getting bored and flip to MTV because I need to get a new song in my head. I had a milkshake for lunch and have had that foolish song stuck in my head all day.
- Natasha is sick with the flu for her photo shoot. Of course Jay takes this opportunity to tell her a story all about how Tyra was sick once. And SHE was able to push that aside and deliver a flawless performance. What a hero Tyra is.
- Honestly, Natasha’s hair should be declared a national disaster. Aren’t there professionals on hand? Why does this girl’s hair look like this?
- Blah, blah, blah Dionne gets the old heave-ho….or heave-hoe if you will. But hang on to your underpants Peanuts Gang….the season finale is next week!