
āIf I knew the styles were going to be the way they are now, I wouldnāt have gotten my boobs done in the ā90s. The clothes now wear so much better when youāre smaller. In the ā90s it was all about big boobs in halter tops.ā
Ahhhh, big boobs in halter tops. Brilliant. As a side note, if I ever started a band the name of the group would absolutely be, āBig Boobs in Halter Tops.ā Thanks Tori!
Next up, Tori discusses how she delicately broke the news to her first husband that she was leaving him. Hereās how that went down:
āI told him that Iād never been in love with him. I loved him and heād been a friend to me, but I married him because he was a great guy, a guy who took care of me. Charlie didnāt want to hear it. He kept saying, āWhereās all this coming from? We have a perfect relationship.ā Then he turned to me. āDid you cheat on me?ā I said yes. He said, āIt was with Dean, wasnāt it?ā I said yes. He said, āI should have known.ā
Awww thatās sweet. I guess no reason to beat about the bush. āHi honey, wanna order out for dinner tonight?ā āSure and, oh, I never loved you. Letās do Sushi!ā
Tori also talks about the crazy reindeer games on the set of 90210, including the pleasant Shannon Doherty. I can only hope there is an entire section dedicated to the episode when Ray Pruitt tossed her down the stairs and, of course, how she felt when Mrs Teasley caught her drunk at the prom and Donna Martin almost didnāt graduate.