So Tori Spelling did not shoot her baby out of her vagina yesterday, June 9th. She had it cut out of her, like an alien. Itās called a c-section. Thatās how that works, kids, so if you have any specific questions, ask your parents. We already knew that Tori was having a girl (6lbs, 8oz.), but we didnāt know her nameā¦..until now. I was really truely hoping that the name would be āDonnaā as that would have been awesome, but sadly itās not. And the name isā¦ā¦Stella Doreen McDermott.
I know what youāre thinking, but I have to tell ya I love the first name, āStellaā as it is legit the name of my favorite beer. No joke. What could be better than that!? If she were my daughter every time I called her name I would probably grab a beer, which means I would be drunk most of the day, which means I would be a lot more funā¦and fun = good parenting. See the cycle? If I were Tori, though, I would probably drop the name āMcDermott.ā There are many reasons for that, which I will explain at a later time.
Congrats Tori! Now get your ass back in 90210 shape! You have a set of stairs that Ray Pruit needs to toss you down and he shouldnāt have to lift your fat ass. Get to work.