So Tori Spelling did not shoot her baby out of her vagina yesterday, June 9th. She had it cut out of her, like an alien. It’s called a c-section. That’s how that works, kids, so if you have any specific questions, ask your parents. We already knew that Tori was having a girl (6lbs, 8oz.), but we didn’t know her name…..until now. I was really truely hoping that the name would be “Donna” as that would have been awesome, but sadly it’s not. And the name is……Stella Doreen McDermott.
I know what you’re thinking, but I have to tell ya I love the first name, “Stella” as it is legit the name of my favorite beer. No joke. What could be better than that!? If she were my daughter every time I called her name I would probably grab a beer, which means I would be drunk most of the day, which means I would be a lot more fun…and fun = good parenting. See the cycle? If I were Tori, though, I would probably drop the name “McDermott.” There are many reasons for that, which I will explain at a later time.
Congrats Tori! Now get your ass back in 90210 shape! You have a set of stairs that Ray Pruit needs to toss you down and he shouldn’t have to lift your fat ass. Get to work.
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