Looks like someone hit “tilt” on the Lindsay-Lohan-Spray-Tan-o-Meter! Seriously, why would Tom Cruise do this to himself? I bet little Suri Claus was behind this. I bet if Tom and Katie spray-tanned Suri she’d look like a little Oompa Loompa. Bitch. She’s as bad as Bindi Irwin. Whore-faced-skank.
Tom Cruise was out in Tokyo promoting the life out of Valkyrie at the Ritz Carlton. That all sounds terrible. The movie. Tokyo. Tom Cruise. All of it. As a sidenote, he’s starting to get his mothers teeth. Ever see those son-of-a-bitch chompers? Yowza! Very similar to the Grinch when the bugs would crawl through his teeth.