Katie Mocks Tom, I Mock Both of Them

It’s nice to see the visual definition of “shit eating grin.” Katie “Curly Sue” Holmes and Tom Cruise were robotic hand in robotic hand at the “First Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood” event at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night. This is fitting as I’ve always viewed this couple as 2 strong black women.

They do say that couples start to look like eachother after a while. I actually think Katie has replaced her old teeth with a little something more “Tom tooth-like.” I would also like to take this time to state that Katie Holmes is 29 years old. 29. No, not 49. 29. She looks like she’s about to shoot a commercial for Boniva.

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