Bridget Moynahan to Ruin The Patriots

I knew it! I said it about 6 months ago that Bridget Moynahan would find a way to ruin the New England Patriots and now it looks like I just may be right. Thanks to Bridget Moynahan being a knocked up trash heap (no fault of Tom Brady), Tom wants to take a little time off to to spend some time with his baby once it is shot out of Bridget’s “gentleman greeter.” Great, thanks Bridget. We don’t need a quarterback this season.

Tom has said, “Bill [Patriots coach] has a lot to say so we’ll deal with it when it happens. Certainly there are a lot of people making sacrifices for their family and I’m dealing with a certain situation, a very joyous, happy situation.”

Uh, ok Tom. Whatever you say. Know what a very joyous and happy situation really is? Getting to have sex with your supermodel girlfriend, Gisele, not taking time off this upcoming season to spend time with your kid. Get some priorities. There’s a war going on in Iraq! Ok, so that doesn’t have to do with anything, but people seem to say that a lot and I felt it was fitting. Thanks for nothing Bridget.

***UPDATE*** Bridget Moynahan just gave birth out of her”gentleman greeter.” It’s a boy. Now get back to work.

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