Bridget Moynahan is relentless. I’ve been saying that she’s been trying to sabotage the Patriots since she got knocked up 10 months ago and by “knocked up” I mean “tricked Tom Brady into getting her pregnant so she could use her kid to F up our Patriots season.” Just wanted to be clear on that.
Now Tom Brady wants to ask for some days off throughout the season so he can cart himself allllll the way to LA to see his son John Edward(s) Thomas Moynahan. As a side note, can we throw a few more names in there? Then, Tom Brady turns into a bit of a pussy when he tells People Magazine how he cuddles his son. “I kind of cuddle him like a football.” Thank for slowly turning him into your “sister,” Bridget. Tom continues, “I’d love to be out there all the time, year round, but it’s hard to make that a reality. I live here [Boston] but I’ll start lobbying for off days throughout the year.”
Great. Thanks again Bridget. I’m calling DSS on your ass. And, yes, I’m blaming you if we don’t make it to the SuperBowl this year. No pressure…ruiner.