Just because the craptasic Hills is over for the season, doesn’t mean we can’t still stalk our favorite scripted cast members. This time, I’ve done a little detective work and tracked down Whitney from The Hills to see what in the hell she’s been up to. Apparently some interesting news is that her last name is Port. Port. Riveting. Anyway, Whitney was in NYC celebrating “Happy Day” with Clinique at Bloomingdale’s recently. This consisted of her wearing orange, smiling, and writing stuff with a black Sharpee. Clearly the fame has gone to her head. While Whitney Port (Authority) was working the Clinique event she then took to the ice in Central Park and answered a few questions from the NY Metro newspaper. Apparently she has never read my award winning interview with Elodie from a few months ago, but these questions this dude asked were way worse then mine. Here’s how it went down: What is your favorite word?
Love.
Love.
What is your least favorite word?
Probably a bad word, but I can’t even say it. [Spells out] C-*-N-T.
What turns you on?
A sense of humor.
What turns you off?
Arrogance.
What sound or noise do you love?
Waterfall.
Waterfall.
What sound or noise do you hate?
People chewing or crunching on food.
People chewing or crunching on food.
What it your favorite curse word?
Bitch.
Bitch.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Maybe some sort of athlete. I was ice skating today, so maybe a figure skater.
Maybe some sort of athlete. I was ice skating today, so maybe a figure skater.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Hopefully that I’ve been a decent person.
Hopefully that I’ve been a decent person.
What? Nothing about The Olsen Sluts? Nothing about Kimmy Gibbler? Nothing about Heidi’s nose/boobs/chin? This interview was a bust (pun intended).
The Hills: Whitney Hates the “C” Word
Who Claims This!?
Who Shot That Orange!?