The Hills: Where Are All the White People?

Anybody ever watch “The Hills?” Oh that’s right. I have a question. Where in the hell are all the white people on The Hills? All I see is diversity, diversity, diversity! Oh that’s right, I don’t. The Hills is totally the new “Friends” where everyone and everything is white white white. It’s like the KKK is producing this show. I was having a conversation with a buddy of mine, Eddie Bobby, and after we were done trying to solve the Greenhouse Effect, close up the ozone layer, and stop that war in Iraq we got into a conversation about how “white” The Hills actually is. How is nobody talking about this? Isn’t this kind of an issue? Where are the black people? Where are the Asians? Where are the Spanish? Or is it Latinos? I can never keep up. I feel like J. Lo messed me up on that one. Anyway, where is everyone else? Are we supposed to believe that LA is all white? I’ve been before. It isn’t. Do the skanks on The Hills know it’s ok to have non-white friends? Does Lisa Loveless hire whites only? Is Le Deaux only for rich white people? Does anyone actually do work at Bolthouse? Fine, I threw that one in there because I’ve always wondered. It’s like this show is filmed in 1952.

I mean, sure, Frankie is not 100% white. Frankie also has only recently been featured on the show and may have had one or two lines. I’d like to see The Hills become a bit more diversified. If there’s a season 4, I hope they write some other nationalities into the script, yes script. I don’t care what Elodie says about it not being scripted. I’d love to watch Lauren and Audrina trying to interact with some African American people. Scratch that. I’d pay money to see Whitney interact.

Anyway, has anyone else ever noticed this? I mean, I know Steve Sanders (aka Spencer) is black, but in a different kind of way. I’d say let’s boycott The Hills, but let’s face it…it’s my bread and butter at this point.