Maybe one of Darlene’s naaaaaaaaaybors is watching her horse. Hey-oh! In breaking news, Heidi Montag and her husband, Steve Sanders, reportedly called the police on Heidi’s mother, Darlene, when she wouldn’t leave their private property. When Heidi spoke with TMZ (go figure) she robotically said, “My mom just showed up to the house unannounced…and after what she did to me on national TV, I have no desire to see her.” Well, uh, no offense Heidi, but after what you did to your face/body I have no desire to see you but guess what? Everywhere I turn there you are…unexpectedly showing up. See how that works? Deal with it.
Heidi later continued moving her Tom Brady-like jaw and said, “Her showing up is completely out of line and psychotic. I’m getting a restraining order against her.” You wanna know what I think is completely out of line? The fact that MTV cameras were not there to capture this mess. I’m sure Heidi and Steve Sanders are using this crazy story as a dangling carrot in front of the producers of The Hills to try and convince them to let them be a part of the series finale, which they are currently being left out of (allegedly).