Happy Lifeless Birthday, Audrina!

Raise your legs ladies and gentlemen greeters because Audrina Patridge is 23 years old and celebrating for the 16th time this month. Wanna spread my wings, sweet 16, so much more to life sweet 16! Audrina and her lifeless expressions celebrated the big 2-3 on Saturday night in Vegas at LAX nightclub in the Luxor Hotel. It was reported that family and friends surrounded her, but no scripted Lauren Cockring, no scripted Heidi Montard, and no scripted LOser either. I hope her sister, Tats Patridge, was there with her teeth and tats to help celebrate! As a sidenote, I’m pretty sure that in the right side of the first photo, that is the guy who played Mike Brady on the Brady Bunch. Sure, he’s dead, but that could be his ghost. You don’t know.

Happy Birthday, Audrina! I’m glad you’re 23 because each year that passes makes me feel less and less creepy. Sweet 16!

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