I know it’s Friday, but I’m going to need everyone to sit down and take a deep breath. Are you ready? The Hills….The Hills….The Hills may not be….real. I know, I’m sorry. I’m just as shocked as the rest of you. It was brought to my attention by a few people, although an IBBB reader Stacey, was the first to alert me of an article from CelebSlam.com.Basically the article stated that Steve Sanders dropped Heidi off at the airport, while filming The Hills. Please see Exhibit A (first photo). A short while later Steve Sanders somehow picked up Heidi from the airport. Please see Exhibit B (second photo). Where in the holy hell was Heidi going where she then returned a short time later wearing a different shirt, but the same jeans and sneakers. The same goes for Steve Sanders.
What a rip. I was convinced that this crap was 100% real (insert sarcastic overtone and then re-read). Can we sue for this? No really, can we? I’d like to start up a group civil lawsuit, if that even exists. One day they will make a movie out of this lawsuit and Bob Sagat will play me in this Oscar nominated film. Ian Ziering, of course, will play Steve Sanders. In a surprise twist, Whitney will play the role of Heidi. I’m gonna start writing my acceptance speech.