Audrina. Her teeth. Her crotch. And Justin Bobby. World implosion! Audrina Partridge from “The Hills” (ever heard of it?) was out and about with her “The Hills” boyfriend when a shifty, yet brilliant, cameraman took a shot of Audrina exiting her vehicle and a potential crotch shot. While many other sites are posting this photo and saying “at least she is wearing underwear” I’m not convinced she is. I’m convinced that it’s actually her vagina, but it just looks like her teeth. Take another peek. One more. Ok, one more. Exactly, right? Add a couple of black lines and PRESTO! It’s Audrina’s smile. I know, I’m brilliant. I can barely stand it.
This photo really inspires me to sing that old Shaunice song, “I Love Your Smile.” Dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo, I love you’re smile!