Audrina was finally no longer blinded by her teeth when she saw Justin Bobby doing something at a night club that “he shouldn’t have been doing.” Was he perming hair, Audrina? Wearing a winter hat in the middle of the summer while indoors? Wearing too much leather? Were his pants too short? Combat boots and a bathing suit? What was it? Time to be specific, skank.
Audrina told Us Weekly, who clearly blow “The Hills,” that “I don’t feel like he was giving it his all. I’m always there for him no matter what and sometimes I don’t feel it’s mutual.” Yeah whocareswhateverthatsdumb.
Well thanks for nothing, teeth. I made my rent each month by owning JustinBobby.com. Now what? Am I supposed to just forget about that? Doubtful. You better hope he goes OJ on your ass because I’m looking to upgrade my living situation.