Itās like The Hills is on just for me. Just 26 more sleeps until the new season of The Hills starts, which makes it air on August 18th, which means itās the night before my birthday, which means that my Hills Tuesday Recap will take place on my birthdayā¦.which means Iāll be even more of a tool bag. Hooray!
MTV has released this new trailer about the new season. Iām a little sad they didnāt add the dramatic music they usually played during the new season teasers. I mean, I made that crap my song on my myspace page. So what can we learn from this trailer? Wellā¦.
- Whitney brings her odd facial expressions to the new season, lands herself a boyfriend who clearly must rate a 4 out of 5 on the āretard-o-meter.ā Whitney is dropping the name NYC so you know this is her last season on āThe Hillsā until she gets her new show.
- Lauren and Audrina both start dating new dudes. Justin Bobby makes an appearance with a bit more hair. Apparently thatās all you need to be on the show.
- Heidiās sister makes it onto the show, which is kind of nice because it reminds us all of what Heidi used to look like before all the surgeries. And by that I mean, ānot that good.ā
- Brody tells Stephanie that he knows how crazy she is either before or after he goes to jailā¦which I kind of donāt believe because wouldnāt we have heard of him going to the slammer by now? Maybe he goes to āHillsā prison, which is basically just a corner of the set. Itās like a time-out.
- Stephanie Pratt (Sandy Sanders) tries to steal LCās dude. Scripted.
- Audrina and LOser have a little fight in which Audrina says āI donāt careā to LOser, but you know they edited it that way to make it look like a fight. LOser probably asked her if she wanted to order a pizza and Audrina said āI donāt care.ā Iām not buying itā¦..but Iām watching it.
- August 18th! Happy Birthday to me!